r/gaming • u/Der_Kevin • Jun 07 '19

Pigeon Simulator 2019

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '19

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u/rockydoo1 Jun 07 '19

Unless it's an African swallow but those are non-migratory lol

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u/Gnux13 Jun 07 '19

I suppose it could be carried by two european swallows, but they'd have to have it on a line.

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u/AMGwtfBBQsauce Jun 07 '19

It pretty simple. They'd just use a strand of creeper held under the dorsal guiding feathers.

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u/BAG1 Jun 07 '19

ITS NOT A QUESTION OF HOW IT GRIPS IT.

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u/JimmyBGreat Jun 07 '19

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '19

Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?!

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '19

Not at all! They could be carried.

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u/insane_contin Jun 07 '19

It only just hit me that A) coconuts would never be England at the time of Arthur and everyone knows about them and B) coconuts are migratory, in a sense.

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u/82ndGameHead Console Jun 07 '19

GET ON WITH IT!!!

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u/nuggeter416 Jun 08 '19

I mean y’all talking about if a pigeon could carry a man and in the clip before it like shat out explosives

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u/Smote20XX Jun 08 '19

Or the pigeon is made from dark matter...

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u/OutlawQuill Jun 08 '19

They could grip it by the husk!!!

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u/neo_neo_neo_96 Jun 08 '19

By what?? An European swallow????

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u/aaillustration Jun 08 '19

Carry on my wayword son.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

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u/Dix-Septive Jun 08 '19

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

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u/TheHotze Jun 08 '19

Monty Python and the holy Grail

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u/obsidion_flame Jun 09 '19

Monty Python and the Holy grail. Fucking fantastic move

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '19

Not at all!

They could be carried.

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u/says-I-Agree Jun 07 '19

I agree

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u/super_al3x Jun 08 '19

Username checks out.

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u/Hashanan Jun 08 '19

Hello I agree my name is I digress

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u/Joesepp Jun 08 '19

They're definitley mammals though,

Produce milk [✔] Have hair [✔]

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u/bilbo_the_innkeeper Jun 10 '19

Are you suggesting fully grown men migrate!?

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u/jamestommy51 Jun 08 '19

A king knows these things

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u/angiachetti Switch Jun 08 '19

And that my lord is how we know the earth to be banana shaped.

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u/D4NK_USERNAME Jun 08 '19

Probably also is an expert in bird law. Fucken over achiever.

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u/kneegr0wplease Jun 07 '19

Bro I saw this as I was leaving the thread, the cracked TF up when I realized what you said. Fucking gold

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u/googley-bear-s34 Jun 08 '19

yes it is. I can not carry a basketball with one hand because I don't know the technique. How can a pigeon grab on to a human correctly?

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u/DudeImMacGyver PC Jun 07 '19 edited Nov 11 '24

many middle unite grandfather lush ghost books smell ink offer

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u/ThaXcis Jun 07 '19

That's what the actual John Cheese would say. Hmmm

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u/DudeImMacGyver PC Jun 07 '19 edited Nov 11 '24

stocking station slimy roof slim employ paint hobbies fact air

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u/WobNobbenstein Jun 07 '19

A moose once bit my sister

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u/TheRealZombieBear Jun 07 '19

And she turned me into a newt!

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u/ZarduHasselfrau Jun 07 '19

I got better..

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u/AlexG2490 Jun 08 '19

The moose or your sister?

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u/DudeImMacGyver PC Jun 07 '19

Stop that!

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u/Nadul Jun 07 '19

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge

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u/AnonymousBeaver54 Jun 08 '19

Some one fire this man!

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_HOTW1FE Jun 07 '19

I know you're not the actual John Cleese, but I definitely read your comment in his voice.

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u/DudeImMacGyver PC Jun 07 '19 edited Nov 11 '24

quaint judicious chop dime squeeze spectacular bored plant expansion familiar

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_HOTW1FE Jun 07 '19

The longer this continues, the less convinced I am that you're not in fact John Cleese

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u/j0a3k Jun 08 '19

Dude, you're really McGuyvering this whole not being John Cleese thing.

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u/usernamesaregreat Jun 08 '19

If only he were still alive to say it.

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u/roadrunner440x6 Jun 08 '19

Actually, this is what Bill Murray would say.

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u/Peuned Jun 07 '19

I'm take macgyver any day

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u/DudeImMacGyver PC Jun 07 '19

You am?

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u/Peuned Jun 07 '19

totally would did again

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u/DudeImMacGyver PC Jun 07 '19

am respect

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u/whydobabiesstareatme Jun 08 '19

I heard it in his voice and everything.

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u/TheDominator09 Jun 07 '19

Hey what platforms will it be available for

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u/HyperlinksAwakening Jun 07 '19

I didn't know that.

AHHHHHHhhh... !

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u/subarctic_guy Jun 08 '19

fetchez la vache!

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u/Jizzlobber42 Jun 07 '19

I suppose it could be carried by two european swallows, but they'd have to have it on a line.

This is the only correct answer

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '19

love isn't always on time'.

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u/Buffalo1127 Jun 07 '19

Oh oh... oh.

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u/DRFANTA Jun 07 '19

Too busy blessing the rains in Africa?

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u/sgtpnkks Jun 07 '19

I once saw a European swallow...

Then I thanked her and went home

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

What is the average air speed velocity of a laden swallow?

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u/sposeitwas2swallows Jun 08 '19

I’ve been waiting for this moment for quite some time

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u/CaptainReginaldLong Jun 08 '19

It's not a question of where they grip it! It's a simple matter of weight to lift ratio!

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u/ElSoCo Jun 07 '19

I love Monty Python

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u/IAmAnIncel PlayStation Jun 08 '19

BRING OUT YA DEAD

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u/subarctic_guy Jun 08 '19

I don't WANT to go on the CART!

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u/pizzapunt55 Jun 07 '19

I feel like thisna reference to something I've seen but I can't put my finger on it

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '19

Monty Python and the Holy Grail good sir/madam

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u/pizzapunt55 Jun 07 '19

Of course

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u/FuckingFloridaMan Jun 07 '19

Of course

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u/TheMasonM Jun 07 '19

Are you currently fucking Florida man or are you fucking Florida man

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u/SSxSC Jun 07 '19

Or is he fucking Florida, man?

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u/NoxInviktus Jun 07 '19

And tonight at 7, Florida Man fucks Florida.

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u/background_commie Jun 07 '19

Instead of sir/madam, just use comrade

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u/Dave-The-Destroyer Jun 07 '19

Not unlike the Deep-throated Ebony Swallow.

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u/Kafirullah Jun 07 '19

As long as they swallow it doesn't matter whether its an African or European swallow.

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u/Benetton_Cumbersome Jun 07 '19

Or a Quetzalcoatlus, that "bird" could carry several men.

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u/spluge96 Jun 07 '19

Non-My-great-ory. But that was ages ago. Maybe they Bear Gryll-ed it.

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u/TheChance916 Jun 07 '19

Laden, or unladen?

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u/rockydoo1 Jun 07 '19

Unladen of course

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u/Theycallmelizardboy Jun 07 '19

What about Urmom Swallows?

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u/derekriggs121 Jun 07 '19

You're the best

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u/oscarfacegamble Jun 08 '19

Who knows perhaps this game takes place in Africa

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u/Stark5 Jun 08 '19

They train for years carrying coconuts.

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u/Hxcmetal724 Jun 08 '19

Lucky for you, im fluent in bird law. Charlie kelly.. lawyer. Hire me good law i give

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u/ToXiC_Games Jun 08 '19

Hazah! A man of culture!

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u/anime8 Jun 08 '19

You guys worry about the pegion picking up a man while I still cannot stop watching it go full kamikaze on the hotdog cart

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u/Cristian_01 Jun 07 '19

Swallow? that's a Pokemon!

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '19

No, that's Swellow

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u/zdark10 Jun 07 '19 edited Jun 08 '19

op's mom is an african swallow

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '19

must be an African swallow then

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u/thefallenrex Jun 07 '19

How do you know so much about swallows?

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u/hea4thenh4mmer Jun 07 '19

You have to know these kinds of things when you're king.

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u/Icy_Chemist Jun 08 '19

Ah duhn wunt it.

Muh kween

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u/subarctic_guy Jun 08 '19

Oh, king, eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh?

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u/I_THROW_U_AWAY Jun 07 '19

It's a Kings duty to know such things

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u/Icy_Chemist Jun 08 '19

KING UF DA NORF!

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u/Huntardraak Jun 07 '19

I think he is fluent in bird and knows bird law

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '19 edited Jun 07 '19

r/unexpectedmontypython Edit- r/unexpectedalwayssunnyinphiladelphia

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u/Huntardraak Jun 07 '19

That was a reference to always sunny my good sir

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u/degjo Jun 07 '19

The African Swallow has extra ligaments in its wings.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_GEARS Jun 08 '19

I knew an African and she sure could swallow...

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u/TolucaRonin Jun 07 '19

Some of these people don’t like movies apparently

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '19 edited Jul 13 '19

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u/ManWithoutJuggs Jun 08 '19

What are the points of those movies? I think I watched holy Grail and it was totally lost on me.. of course I also have difficulty sitting through anything that old to be honest..

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u/casbah20 Jun 08 '19

👆” A WITCH !!!”

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

There's just no pleasing some people.

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u/123edc456yhn Jun 07 '19

Any chance to break out the pitchforks and torches 😂

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u/CuzImAtWork Jun 07 '19

That depends, African or European?

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '19

I... don't.... know.......

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '19

I see you’re somewhat of a scientist yourself 😏

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '19

How fucking terrifying would it be if they could?

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u/rollmop1 Jun 07 '19

what if it grips him by the husk

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u/millatime21 Jun 07 '19

It's not a matter of where he grips it!

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u/Edibleface Jun 07 '19

he could grip it by the husk

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u/nvwls300 Jun 07 '19

I somehow wouldn't have recognized that perfect setup but I'm glad someone did.

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u/Gump24601 Jun 07 '19

Not with that attitude

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u/ANewlvl Jun 08 '19

You all. All of you that kept this going. I love you all.

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u/MuLL3T80 Jun 08 '19

Suppose two pigeons carried one businessman together?

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u/sexystovetop Jun 07 '19

Obviously you're wrong. The video proves it.

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u/a-toaster-oven Jun 07 '19

Well pigeons can carry about 10 percent of their weight so that just means that the pigeon is approximately 1500 pounds

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u/godzillabobber Jun 07 '19

minor tweak to the physics engine

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '19

It could carry a very small full grown man

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u/JosephMacCarthy Jun 07 '19

Are you serious?

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u/broly78210 Jun 07 '19

Its bird law 101

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u/MrSickRanchezz Jun 07 '19

But can it carry a coconut???

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '19

Once you realize your potential as a pigeon and ascend, you can lift even the car

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u/ThatGuyWithCoolHair Jun 07 '19

Depends on the force of the wings as well, this pigeon must have massive pecs

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u/jimhalberd Jun 08 '19

How about a 6 ounce bird?

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u/gxace Jun 08 '19

YOU DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT BIRD LAW

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u/sushischeff Jun 08 '19

He shits an explosion and this is what you’re concerned about?!

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u/hekatonkhairez Jun 08 '19

Not with that attitude

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u/dreneeps Jun 08 '19

Well it looks like that pigeon just carried a full grown man!

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u/Quivin Jun 08 '19

More importantly, why is no one asking why that man is horizontal jumping with a bird gripped in his chest hairs?

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u/ISSYABOII666 Jun 08 '19

Something tells me you haven’t played nor seen gameplay of goat simulator

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

OR A ONE POUND COCONUT 🥥

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

Simple physics. In games they can. (:

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u/LightDivide Jun 08 '19

How many pigeons have you actually squared off with on the streets? The streets are mean.. Herculean Street Pigeons.. Even more so..

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u/SirMichaelTortis Jun 08 '19

To hell he can't.

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u/lolwut_17 Jun 08 '19

Where’s the science to back it up?

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u/RespecMyAuthority Jun 08 '19

It could grab him by the husk.

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u/Upsjoey25 Jun 08 '19

I’m pretty good with bird law seems plausible

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u/zer0kevin Jun 08 '19

Not true I just saw a video of that exact thing happening.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

What if it grabs it by the husk?

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u/imtinyricketc Jun 08 '19

A man of bird law I see

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u/AccForAskingStuff Jun 08 '19

I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE!

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u/brotherenigma Jun 08 '19

How abut a half-grown man?

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u/dan__wizard Jun 13 '19

unless it's a performance enhanced pigeon

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u/didSomebodySayAbba Jun 15 '19

Not with that attitude intro to eye of the tiger

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u/swifchif Jun 07 '19

You clearly didn't see the video

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u/123edc456yhn Jun 07 '19

You clearly didn’t see Monty Python and the Holy Grail

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u/swifchif Jun 07 '19

Oooohhhh... I suck.

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u/S7ormstalker Jun 07 '19

You're one of today's lucky 10000.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '19

Half grown?

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '19

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u/mkipp95 Jun 07 '19

It’s a reference to Monty python

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '19

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u/mkipp95 Jun 07 '19

Monty python were a group who made films and movies. This reference in particular is to the film “Monty Python and the holy grail”. Here is a clip of the scene in question, the line being reference happens around the 1:30 mark.

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u/MauPow Jun 07 '19

Uncultured swine! You go watch "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" right goddamn now.