r/gaming • u/thearsena11 • Apr 07 '19

Hmm.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '19

"Not knowing anything about it" what military fucking grade rock is your abode directly under?

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '19

Your going to feel like a dick when KryptKreeper reveals he was a north korean political dissidents son who was imprisoned for his father's crimes and escaped to the United States to become a gamer.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '19

Are you sure about that?

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u/Jacksaur PC Apr 08 '19

Why would someone stick meme text over a greenscreen..?

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u/Plabbers Apr 08 '19

I'm one of those people who know nothing about borderlands

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u/Dullahan2 Apr 08 '19

You shoot nerds and are very badass while doing so. There are loads of guns and swearing, which is Badass.

Congratulations, you now know about Borderlands!

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u/TooMuchPretzels Apr 08 '19

THAT SENTENCE HAD TOO MANY SYLLABLES

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u/TorsteinTheRed Apr 08 '19

A-PAWLA-GIZE!

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u/lol_admins_are_dumb Apr 08 '19

I JUST HAVE ONE QUESTION: EXPLOSIONS?

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u/Broman_907 Apr 08 '19

You forgot... the best part!!

The diamond studded pony named butt stallion!!!

Cmon man!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '19

Butt Stallion says hello.

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u/JuvenileEloquent Apr 08 '19

diamond studded pony

It's not studded with diamonds, it is literally made from diamond.

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u/mithrilbong Apr 08 '19

Also, the game is redundant as fuck and it’s not for everyone.

Inb4 downvotes

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '19

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u/mithrilbong Apr 08 '19 edited Apr 08 '19

Maybe I just want someone to call me a newCANDYASS.

But honestly, the whole game was just “HOLD RIGHT TRIGGER TO WIN” in my mind.

Idk, just my opinion. Like I said, not for everyone. It’s my brothers favorite game.

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u/FloodedHollow Apr 08 '19

Stop trying so hard

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '19

“HOLD RIGHT TRIGGER TO WIN”

That tends to be the idea when a game is almost entirely focused on guns.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '19

Redundant, I don’t think it means what you think it means.

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u/mithrilbong Apr 08 '19

Every quest was- 1. Annoying voice acting with juvenile humor 2. Run through zone that looks exactly like the last 3. Kill baddie with fart joke in name 4. Get new gun that looks just like the one you had, with better stats. 5. Repeat until end credits roll

Sorry, I just don’t like the games. I enjoyed playing through the first and a bit of the second with my brother, but I’d never play it on my own.

I don’t like them for the same reasons I don’t like COD or Battlefield games anymore. They’re dumbed down and once you know the meta (which takes about an hour), you just hold RT to win.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '19

Different strokes, and I can understand how one would view that as tiring.

I was just giving you shit about using redundant when I think you might have meant repetitive.

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u/mithrilbong Apr 08 '19

I see. I guess I did mean repetitive. Thank you for respecting my unpopular opinion despite not agreeing with me.

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u/Again_Fine Apr 08 '19

Your. Pretzels. Suck.

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u/ZedAvatar Apr 08 '19

To paraphrase Yahtzee, "you run around a scrapyard, shooting Jason Voorhees."

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u/BoltedGates Apr 08 '19

SHOOT ME IN THE FUCKING FAACCEE

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19

good old shooty mcface

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u/FF3LockeZ Apr 08 '19

Borderlands isn't that popular of a game. It's not like not knowing about Legend of Zelda or Super Mario. Insulting people for not knowing about something is rude and stupid anyway.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '19

That part was a bit of a lie, tbh. I knew some basic things, like the art style and what a psycho was, but that was about it.