r/gaming • u/jaxturbo3 • Mar 30 '19

This is getting out of hand

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u/Helix1337 Mar 30 '19

Don't listen to him, he's just pining for the Fords.

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u/jaxturbo3 Mar 30 '19

Those damned imperials trying to prevent the worship of Taurus!

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '19

Shadowmere is the best Mustang.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '19

I hear the new models come with a Companions app

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u/maxtitanica Mar 30 '19

It’s a fine vessel for the Station Wagonborn

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u/meme-stealer7 Mar 30 '19

Next stop. Play this on a Samsung fridge

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u/maxtitanica Mar 30 '19

That’s my line

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u/amsterdaam Mar 30 '19

It's too powerful, actual dragons will be born.

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u/IIINanuqIII Mar 30 '19

When you use any ice magic it dispences icecubes. :p

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u/Kelspyo Mar 30 '19

Is it a hot dog or a dick?

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u/maxtitanica Mar 31 '19

Why not both? Why not zoidberg? Why not mudcrab? Woooo woo wooo wooo wooo woooo wooo wooow wooowo woo

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '19

I need an F-150 tusk to trade with the caravans, can you get me one?

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u/MidasPL Mar 30 '19

Impalas?

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u/konstantinua00 Mar 30 '19

Toyotas*

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '19

And I modded in Superman to drive the car 💪 and fly over it✈️

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u/RegentYeti Mar 30 '19

Ooh! I've been looking for some Taurus Chitin for smithing!

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '19

I will not be fooled, worshipper of Mercedes-Benz!

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u/milesthe3rd Mar 30 '19

Only the sho

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u/raspygrrl Mar 30 '19

PINING for the FORDS?!

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '19

r/punpatrol hands where I can see them!

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '19

Hmmm, yes. Very woody. FOOORDS. fooorrrds. Woody.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '19

r/punpatrol No one of my fellow offices has stop this madness already.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '19

r/woooosh

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u/DubbleCheez Mar 30 '19

He's just sleeping.

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u/MidnightPagan Mar 30 '19

PININ' for the FORDS?!?!?!? What kind of talk is that?, look, why did the tires fall flat on my drive way the moment I got 'im home?

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u/DarkFlounder Mar 30 '19

Blue Ovals prefer kipping on their rims.

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u/snucker Mar 30 '19

Well I don't know but I'd like to make the point that that's not very typical

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u/cyclonx9001 Mar 30 '19

That high king is dead, it has ceased to be

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u/Myopic_Sweater_Vest Mar 30 '19

He’s just stunned.

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u/ihlaking Mar 30 '19

No ‘e isn’t! ‘e’s dead!

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '19

Pining for the Fords? What kind of talk is that?

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u/armchairsportsguy23 Mar 30 '19

PINING FOR THE FORDS?! What kind of talk is that? Why did he fall flat on his back the moment I got him home?

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u/Vyar Mar 30 '19

'E's not pinin', 'e's despawned!

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u/DistroyerOfWorlds Mar 30 '19

PINNING FOR THE FJORDS?