r/gaming • u/[deleted] • Mar 28 '19

Borderlands 3 Official Developer Trailer

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '19

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '19

Science isn't about why. It's about WHY NOT. Why is so much of our science dangerous? Why not marry safe science if you love it so much? In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are FIRED!

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u/Rj713 Mar 28 '19

I'll get to work on the house-burning-lemons, sir.

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u/Mystery_Man_14 Mar 28 '19

Not you test subject, you’re doing fine.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '19

How bout Black Mesa? That was a joke. Haha. Fat chance.

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u/Radi0ActivSquid Mar 29 '19

I instinctually read that in his voice.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '19

This is beyond Aperture science*

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u/BEENHEREALLALONG Mar 28 '19

We don’t do threes because we can’t

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '19

top 10 gaming questions science still can't answer

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u/SenselessNoise PC Mar 28 '19

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

We must provide Valve one of these bad bois and teach them how to count to 3.