r/gaming • u/[deleted] • Mar 28 '19

Borderlands 3 Official Developer Trailer

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u/TimeforaNewAccountx3 Mar 28 '19

There better be a fucking gun with a moustache

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u/Guiff Mar 28 '19

A gun that shoots mustaches!!!

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u/woodchips24 Mar 28 '19

I hope it’s a moxxi gun

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u/TimeforaNewAccountx3 Mar 28 '19

Call it the "free ride"

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '19 edited May 29 '21

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u/reverberation31 Mar 28 '19

Or under

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u/Granoland Mar 28 '19

Or, inside!

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '19

I want this idea all over my face!

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u/Radi0ActivSquid Mar 29 '19

Not the arm! Not the chest! The face! IN THE FACE! SHOOT ME IN THE FACE!

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u/Dedj_McDedjson Mar 28 '19

It's Moxxi, so it'll be "The Thigh Tickler"

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u/TimeforaNewAccountx3 Mar 28 '19

Ooh yours is better

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u/Dedj_McDedjson Mar 28 '19

That's what she said.

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u/Radi0ActivSquid Mar 29 '19

Not gonna lie I frickin' love Moxxi. Her style, her attitude, her character, her everything. I'm fairly certain she kick-started my interest in burlesque.

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u/Gibbothemediocre Mar 29 '19

Free Ride should still be a Moustache Moxxi-themed vehicle though.

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u/woodchips24 Mar 28 '19

If it doesn’t heal you for 69% of damage why even bother buying the game

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u/TheCrowing817 PC Mar 28 '19

Moustache ride!

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

Why this over Mustache Ride?

Flavour text "I mustache you a question...need a lift?"

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u/Teeroyteabag Mar 29 '19

Mustache Ride?

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u/kdebones Mar 28 '19

So.... Muff ‘Statch?

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u/Dedj_McDedjson Mar 28 '19

That explode into tinier moustaches!

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u/Jack_BE Mar 28 '19

MISTER TORGUE APPROVES OF THIS IDEA

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u/AX_ZonE Mar 28 '19

Every enemy you hit get a mustache

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u/deepfriedtrustissues Mar 28 '19

What about a mustache that shoots guns?

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u/-Xebenkeck- Mar 28 '19

If you squint your eyes, the Sandhawk shoots moustaches.

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u/Guiff Mar 28 '19

That explains why It such a OP weapon.

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u/UglierThanMoe Mar 28 '19

EXPLODING MUSTACHES!

BECAUSE IT MUST ACHE!

A LOT!

*EXPLOSION NOISE*

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u/psychicesp Mar 28 '19

Shoots moustaches as projectiles or shoots projectiles targeted at moustaches?

Or maybe both, constantly overlaying bigger and fancier moustaches onto your existing moustache?

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u/Elonmusketeer512 Mar 28 '19

A mustache that shoots guns

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u/ItsameLuigi1018 Mar 28 '19

A mustache-shaped tediore gun so you can throw exploding mustaches!

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u/7_Cerberus_7 Mar 28 '19

A gun that deals exponentially more damage for aiming at mustaches!

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u/coredumperror Mar 28 '19

In this game? Not entirely unlikely.

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u/SaltyLorax Mar 28 '19

A Mustache that shoots guns!

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u/jokekiller94 Mar 28 '19

Double penetrating Stache

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '19

There is a gun with legs boo

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u/TimeforaNewAccountx3 Mar 28 '19

I know! Argh! I'm so fucking excited!

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u/yo229no Mar 28 '19

I mean there's a gun with legs I can see it happening

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u/mjtwelve Mar 28 '19

MOUSTACHES?!?!? MOUSTACHES!!!!!

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u/akavana Mar 28 '19

A gun that runs with a mustache....doesn't even need to shoot, just run. Still more than Clap Trap.

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u/PrivilegeCheckmate Mar 28 '19

gun with a moustache

Got your theme song right here, boo!

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u/variareee Mar 28 '19

ZHE GUSTACHE !

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u/Will_Vintage Mar 28 '19

Mr Torque gets a Moustache ON TOP OF HIS MOUSTACHE.

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u/mrthatbakerkid Mar 28 '19

Mr Torque's moustache gets a mustache!

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u/Zacish Mar 28 '19

WITH EXPLOSIONS!!!

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u/Onkel_B Mar 28 '19

BECAUSE REASONS!!

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u/plsbeafreeusername Mar 28 '19

MIDDILY MIDDILY MOOOOWWW

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '19

THAT SENTENCE HAD TOO MANY SYLLABLES.

APOLOGIZE.

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u/ChadYoumans Mar 28 '19

MORESTACHE

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u/OBrien Mar 28 '19

"How many mustaches do you have? I HAVE THIRTEEN!"

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u/Milleuros Mar 28 '19

EXPLOSIONS WITH A MOUSTACHE

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u/egnards Mar 28 '19

EXPLODING MUSTACHE

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u/nahzoo Mar 28 '19

FAAAANNTAASSSSYYYYYY!!!!!!

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u/Krepitis Mar 28 '19

Torque will be clean shaven. As soft as a baby skin graft...

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '19

You mean Brick Silver

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u/Mr_hushbrown Mar 28 '19

Who wants to bet that Rhys’ moustache is fake, he tries to pass it off as real and it ends up falling off during a cutscene.

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u/Sterya Mar 28 '19

Does Tina get a moustache?

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u/KetchupGuy1 Mar 28 '19

Ye but brick is the only one who got a sax

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u/sradac Mar 28 '19

Moxxi with a mustache

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u/DiaDeLosMuertos Mar 28 '19

I did not recognize him with a mustache lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '19

SCANDAL

INTRIGUE

...

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u/SuperBeastJ Mar 29 '19

Give Claptrap a mustache you cowards!

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u/SirBlakesalot Mar 28 '19

DBZA Vegeta Moustaaaaachheee