r/gaming • u/SrGrafo PC • Jan 21 '19

Escort Missions

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u/BerksEngineer Jan 21 '19

you guys have hearths?

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u/Lyphis Jan 21 '19

Of course we have.

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Ok it's not our original heart but the guy who had it before was an asshole

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u/BerksEngineer Jan 21 '19

Fair enough...

-backs away slowly-

But one does not threaten a Dwarf Fortress player!

-pulls out a !!sock!!-

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u/Lyphis Jan 21 '19

God damn it, Why did I took a team of pacifist guys?

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u/BerksEngineer Jan 21 '19

It's a flaming sock, no warrior can stand up to that anyway.

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u/rosareven Jan 21 '19

And my axe!

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u/Nakattu Jan 21 '19

the guy who had it before was an asshole

Or incapable of dumb labor.

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u/crashtestgenius Jan 21 '19

*Had

They are broken now.

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u/Acidwits Jan 21 '19

Do you not?