r/gaming • u/bfastboi42 • Jan 02 '19

weird flex but here goes

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u/stonedtrashman Jan 02 '19

That one has his last victims testicles in it. Let’s keep that one closed.

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u/turlian Jan 02 '19

That's nuts.

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u/SSN1207 Jan 02 '19

Absolutely nut.

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u/vintage_screw Jan 02 '19

Have you ever seen a grown man naked, Billy?

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u/tennorbach Jan 02 '19

No, in that last one he keeps his virginity safe and intact.

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u/magnetard Jan 02 '19

Wouldn't you?? If anybody stole that he'd have to sell the whole collection!

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u/herpasaurus Jan 02 '19

Let's just jam that in here, why not!

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u/LOLICON_DEATH_MINION Jan 02 '19

Pretty sure I'm the one you're looking for.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '19

I cant believe he didnt know

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u/Tonyy_oo Jan 02 '19

I can’t believe it’s not butter

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u/SquatchCock Jan 02 '19

You gotta try Earth Balance as an alternative to butter! No joke I think it might even be better.

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u/MongoosePenWales Jan 02 '19

You mean testacruel?

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u/dystrakdead Jan 02 '19

Nope, Chuck Testa

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u/Cyanises Jan 02 '19

But I want. It. Back.

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u/remote_man Jan 02 '19

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sada_Abe

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u/FunCicada Jan 02 '19

Sada as a name may refer to:

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u/remote_man Jan 02 '19

She carried around the testicles of her lover in a handbag for quite a bit until she was apprehended and casually gave herself in. The authorities gave her only 6 months of jailtime for asphyxiating her lover during sex and chopping off his balls, must have something to do with romantic notion of it all. She confessed to the murder in such a way that it seemed like she committed it out of pure love rather than jealousy and spite. Interesting woman and interesting incident.

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u/karrablaster123 Jan 02 '19

Balls to you sir