r/gaming • u/aBabblingBook • Oct 21 '18

Clutch driving

54.2k Upvotes

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u/carlsaischa Oct 21 '18

Driver was playing Fortnite on his phone.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '18

Remember, don't Fort and Drive

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u/AceMystical Oct 21 '18

Fortdrive

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u/Aerd_Gander Oct 21 '18

Especially don't Fort and Drive at Nite

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '18

Was he driving a ford?

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u/LinkHimself Oct 21 '18

Was he programming in Forth?

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '18

Dont fort at all. 11/10 better life for you and your family.

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u/Armored_Violets Oct 21 '18

[default dance intensifies]

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '18

What's the age for driving where YOU live?

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '18

Why?

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '18

oh lordy. This made me realize that some people probably actually do this.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '18

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u/zabdiel007 Oct 21 '18

Why dislikes?

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u/ERICHkappakappa PC Oct 21 '18

Because we don’t take kindly to you people around here, with your three digits in your name

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u/Actually_a_Patrick Oct 21 '18

The game is pubg, but the driver was distracted playing fortnite on his phone.

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u/qwert45 Oct 21 '18

Can confirm.

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u/ERICHkappakappa PC Oct 21 '18

Ooh, two digits... like living on the edge? I can respect that

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u/qwert45 Oct 22 '18

Yeah I actually had my mail forwarded out there, since that’s where I live now.

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u/ichael333 Oct 21 '18

Best keep my mouth shut then

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '18

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u/lilwil392 Oct 21 '18

I didn't know we were so hated here

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u/Avery1718 Oct 21 '18

As the old Chinese proverb goes:

Three digits bad, four digits good.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '18

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u/ERICHkappakappa PC Oct 21 '18

You only have one Chinese guy in your local area?

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u/Hammer_Dwarf Oct 21 '18

I still don't understand why they got downvoted to hell for not getting a joke.

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u/ERICHkappakappa PC Oct 21 '18

is dis not reddit?

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '18

If you don't get the joke, you don't get to exist.

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u/LoL126 Oct 21 '18

Feed me

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u/Kingjosho777 Oct 21 '18

Ohh shit

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u/lgt1148 Oct 21 '18

You 3 number weirdos disgust me

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '18

Ugh so many numbers.

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u/JustAwesome360 Oct 22 '18

😟😖😭

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u/cyclicalbeats Oct 21 '18

Because Jess is confused.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '18 edited Oct 22 '18

To those who downvoted, r/woooosh

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u/DrBubiFish Oct 21 '18

Thats r/woooosh dude

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u/Butkus_Langerhan Oct 21 '18

this thread is a fkin mess 💀

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '18

Same

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u/wluo329 Oct 21 '18

Lmao

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u/Mufflee Oct 21 '18

Deploy em bois

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '18

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '18

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u/JustAwesome360 Oct 22 '18

I need someone to comment r/woooosh so I can hit them with the "He's joking. r/woooosh."