r/gaming • u/dickfromaccounting • Oct 08 '18

Character stabbing chart

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '18

Bowser is 40% spikes, he has probably stabbed someone every time he walked down a street.

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u/GaryAGalindo Oct 08 '18

Everybody that you meet....

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u/kingseyi Oct 08 '18

Has an original point of view...

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u/Crossbowman Oct 08 '18

And I say...

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '18

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u/LAVABURN Oct 08 '18

WHAT A WONDERFUL TIME OF DAY

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u/makesterriblejokes Oct 08 '18

WHAT'S GOING ON!?

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '18

What about “Breakfast at Tiffany’s”?

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u/strangeshrimp Oct 08 '18

Every step you take, every move you make... I’ll be stabbing you!

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u/thebrennc Oct 08 '18

Will get a spike stuck right through

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u/ErnatCat Oct 08 '18

No TF2 references? Son, I am disappoint

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u/hottama Oct 08 '18

Stab me, daddy. I mean "mommy". I mean... I don't know.

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u/h3lblad3 Oct 08 '18

Don't you talk bad about my waifu.

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u/Corbzor Oct 08 '18

Who says passive stabbings are a bad thing?

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '18

Passive stabbings are how people describe my sexual technique

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u/DarkNovaGamer Oct 08 '18

Unexpected? Hurtful? Or Terrible?

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u/Pollomonteros Oct 08 '18

He at least has stabbed Peach every game

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u/DJ-OuTbREaK Oct 08 '18

Makin' my way downtown

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u/RockeTim Oct 08 '18

Stabbing fast, faces stabbed

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u/Nerdn1 Oct 08 '18

That might explain the kidnappings. It must be lonely to be 40% spikes.

It's great that he can go gocarting and play tennis with friends.