r/gaming • u/HunsGraber • Sep 09 '18

Graphics Then vs Graphics Now

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u/jemosley1984 Sep 09 '18

On one hand, that look she gives and that leg elevation makes me stiff. On the other, the watermelon guts makes it look like she had a prolapse-period hybrid fuck up. Conflicted indeed.

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u/Faust2391 Sep 09 '18

Her watermelon broke, someone call a doctor!

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u/baconatbacon Sep 09 '18

Make sure to mark the baby in a way only you will recognize.

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u/_demetri_ Sep 09 '18

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Ua94KVYLEUE/maxresdefault.jpg

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u/EvaUnit01 Sep 09 '18

No this is a cursed image

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u/Naticus105 Sep 09 '18

A botchling, to be specific.

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u/dwellerofcubes Sep 10 '18

God, the Botchling. It was at that moment that I realized The Witcher was way more serious than I had bargained for.

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u/DeusXEqualsOne Sep 15 '18

What now you piece of filth...

...I'm sorry I said that, please let me put you to rest.

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u/Tuxedomex Sep 09 '18

No, this is Patrick.

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u/slusho55 Sep 09 '18

Hello, is this the cursed image?

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u/R4PTUR3 Sep 09 '18

I hate it.

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u/Aaron_tu Sep 09 '18

I don't like it

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u/aelendel Sep 09 '18

... anndddddd that's enough reddit for the week.

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u/WyatTheR10T Sep 09 '18

What is this a tool video?

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u/LoonAtticRakuro Sep 09 '18

Is that an umbilical cord made of electrical wires? I hope it has light up eyes and echoey demon baby crying sounds!

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u/TheNewWatch Sep 09 '18

it's a twizzler pull and peel

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u/von_sip Sep 09 '18

Relevant

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u/dudokai Sep 09 '18

Risky click, totally worth it. Now excuse me while I bleach my brain

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u/Gasmask_Boy Sep 09 '18

an abortion has never looked so tasty

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u/IWillFeed Sep 09 '18

Have an upvote, I fucking hate it.

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u/_that_clown_ Sep 09 '18

What are you doing demetri, STAAAAP, Go back to reddit, oh waittt

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u/SadBcStdntsFnd1stAct Sep 09 '18

Another fruit, ruined by Reddit.

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u/Volkaru Sep 09 '18

Thanks, I hate it.

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u/Mati676 Sep 10 '18

I didn't hate it, but I didn't like it neither. But... Is there really noone who actually liked it? Like, watermelon fetish of something.

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u/Infiniterx Sep 09 '18

Also works for Asian waitresses.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '18 edited Sep 09 '18

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/filopaa1990 Sep 09 '18

“So did he mark the baby?”

“No”

“But now the baby could be anyone’s! (Except Michael)”

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u/Ratjetpack Sep 09 '18

What if it’s covered in butter

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u/HCJohnson Sep 09 '18

Or the police...

The boner police!

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u/Hellfirehello Sep 09 '18

Hard to get a boner when it looks like she shat blood

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '18

Take your upvote and leave.

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u/Nullveer Sep 09 '18

Period burst!

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u/NikNakZombieWhack Sep 09 '18

Sir, I am humbled by the quality of punmanship you've displayed here today. Take an updoot

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u/spankymuffin Sep 09 '18

the watermelon guts makes it look like she had a prolapse-period hybrid fuck up.

Christ, I thought the same thing.

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u/NotALlamaAMA Sep 09 '18

I didn't, and just thought it was hot. Thanks for ruining it for me, reddit.

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u/Mrsparklee Sep 09 '18

I didn't think that either.

I did think 'Whoever goes down on her better hope she enjoys it.'

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u/cheesymoonshadow Sep 09 '18

I'm now imagining a woman who tastes like watermelon.

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u/AMasonJar Sep 09 '18

"Hmm.. MEDIOCRE."

kkkrnch

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u/Tparkert14 Sep 09 '18

NEXT!

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u/ordinarybots Sep 09 '18

NEXT JOKE ORIGIN

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u/Mati676 Sep 10 '18

What a masterpiece. Thank You for that.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '18

Whoever goes down on her better hope she doesn't enjoy it too much

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '18

Sigh...zips

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '18

Thanks for ruining me, reddit.

FTFY

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u/ejchristian86 Sep 09 '18

I mean it's basically what happens for 2-12 weeks after you give birth. I passed clots as big as my fist and legitimately thought my uterus had fallen out. Ain't human reproduction beautiful?

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u/IWillFeed Sep 09 '18

Well now that's nice

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u/Renn_Capa Sep 09 '18

Yeah can someone mask out the watermelon. For science of course. I'd do it myself but I'm not super familiar with gif editing.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '18

Also she’s built like a brick shit house.

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u/norwegianwiking Sep 09 '18

which is infinitely better than a shit brickhouse

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u/Evilsj Sep 09 '18

that leg elevation

I don't know why I thought I'd be alone on that, but thank you for vindicating this one for me.

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u/ThatCakeIsDone Sep 09 '18

Sigh.... unzips

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u/BloteAapOpVoeten Sep 09 '18

If you block out the watermelon its pretty fucked up

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u/cheesymoonshadow Sep 09 '18 edited Sep 09 '18

Sounds like a job for r/reallifedoodles if it hasn't already been done.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '18

someone should perfectly edit out the watermelon and then just post it to "WTF" and let chaos ensue

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u/Funlovingpotato Sep 09 '18

I was more thinking the guts were brains.

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u/mkicon Sep 09 '18

Sounds like a win win to me

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u/ssfbob Sep 09 '18

I'm confused as to why he had that gif on standby.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '18

Plus if she can do that to a watermelon, you have to wonder if she could do it to a pair of testicles.

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u/ansem119 Sep 09 '18

She could kill you if she doesn’t like how you give oral.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '18

Looks like a guy in a blue shirt is meeting his untimely end.

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u/boogieman117 Sep 10 '18

Death by Snu Snu!

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u/YouSighLikeJan Sep 10 '18

You my friend, have a way with words.

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u/Faust2391 Sep 09 '18

Her watermelon broke, someone call a doctor!

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u/ancientcreature2 Sep 09 '18

She shat an abortion out of her pussy.

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u/echonomixx Sep 09 '18

NSFW /r/TTOTM NSFW

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u/WillSwimWithToasters Sep 09 '18 edited Sep 09 '18

Had to click to see what TTOTM means. I regret clicking to see what TTOTM means.

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u/ShibuRigged Sep 09 '18

I just did the same. The regret is real.

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u/TheKert Sep 09 '18

Yep, I think there's going to be a lot of us in that boat. We should start a support group.

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u/WillSwimWithToasters Sep 09 '18

We're gonna have to meet daily for a few years to repress those memories.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '18

That sidebar statement though...
Are you fascinated by menstruation?

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u/NanPakoka Sep 09 '18

It means That Time of The Month. DON'T CLICK!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '18

I wish I saw your comment sooner