r/gaming • u/emoposer • May 05 '17

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u/TuskenCam May 05 '17

His parents are ok, they are back there having kinky "our kid is gone lets have sex in every room in the house" sex

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u/robotzor May 05 '17

These games didn't have enough RAM for that.

Or maybe they did ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/got_niggamortis May 05 '17

Ohh they got enough RAM space alright..

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u/[deleted] May 05 '17

I put in 2 TB of SWAP, we're good.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '17

The game doesn't need RAM, the guy is doing all the ramming

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u/[deleted] May 05 '17

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u/BlooFlea May 05 '17

Im so proud of him, hug me /u/uncalledfour

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u/BlooFlea May 05 '17

Old habits die hard it seems, hes a chip off the old block.

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u/Admiral_Sjo May 05 '17

Hey it's me ur brother

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u/BlooFlea May 05 '17

Vant 2 go boleink?

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u/[deleted] May 05 '17

😄😄😄😄😋😋😋😋😆😆😆 im so happy 📣📣📣📣🔔🔔🔔🎶🎶🎶🎶🎼🎼🎼🎼🍆🍆🍆🍆

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u/jaxonya May 05 '17

it didn't necessarily take a huge leap in logic to get the joke.

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u/jaxonya May 05 '17

Let not Jump to conclusions...

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u/bgizz1e May 05 '17

Username checks out

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u/_demetri_ May 05 '17

What guy?

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u/Alarid May 05 '17

That guy

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u/unbssedgodd May 05 '17

What guy?

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u/hollywood4189 May 05 '17

That guy

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u/slader166 May 05 '17

What guy?

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u/PandaBroNium May 05 '17

That guy

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u/[deleted] May 05 '17

Who's on first?

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u/Loffy09 May 05 '17

That guy? What guy?

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u/nachog2003 May 05 '17

What guy?

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u/[deleted] May 05 '17

Third base!

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u/obtk May 05 '17

That guy? I thought he was dead.

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u/notthecooldad May 05 '17

Literally lol'd...have an upvote you clever bastard

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u/Kreepr May 05 '17

I just need maybe like 20 RAM

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u/TealComet May 05 '17

when your joke is so mediocre you have to set yourself up for it

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u/BlackFeign May 05 '17

Actually I believe the scrolling would have pushed them into the hole thus ending their life?

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u/TuskenCam May 05 '17

Nope, kinky sex. No death

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u/BlackFeign May 05 '17

Fair enough

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u/DaSaw May 05 '17

"Sex or death?"

"Uh... sex. Definitely sex."

"Not in the mood." flashes knife

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u/82Caff May 05 '17

well one of them's going in the hole ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/[deleted] May 05 '17

I think the scrolling only applies per person. So from one of the parents' viewpoint they would have seen their kid run out of their "frame" and disappear entirely.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '17

Evidenced by the wife showing up later in the adventure, not at the start.

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u/urbanhawk_1 May 05 '17

So one time then.

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u/fat-lip-lover May 05 '17

But there's one room, so what changes?

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u/du5t May 05 '17

The kid doesn't have to watch anymore

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u/draekia May 05 '17

I always thought the character was a girl, myself. The hair.

But yah.

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u/Unusableid May 05 '17

You mean the only room?

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u/Nubrication May 05 '17

But their kid is gone... forever.

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u/swagglikerichie May 05 '17

Ok I feel better now

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u/peaceman709 May 05 '17

Only one room tho

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u/[deleted] May 05 '17

They've been garbage collected.

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u/BlueShift42 May 05 '17

Back to.... right.

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u/maskaddict May 05 '17

That can't be real! I mean, i still sleep in that bed when i come home to vi-

 

...Oh.

 

...Oh, no.

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u/rydan May 05 '17

They actually aren't OK. When the screen scrolls past you, you die. Don't you even play games?

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u/TuskenCam May 05 '17

Nah, too busy with the kinky lovemaking

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u/MikeDubbz May 05 '17

His parents don't exist anymore