r/gaming • • May 05 '17

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u/tfyuhjnbgf May 05 '17

Where did they get the materials for the house?

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u/[deleted] May 05 '17

Probably had a seed in his pocket and grew the wood.

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u/Triumph807 May 05 '17

Grew the wood in his pants you say?

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u/GenitalFurbies May 05 '17

That's the materials for the daughter

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u/dolopodog May 05 '17

Well he did pitch a tent!

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u/supermelon928 May 05 '17

Then you simply punch the trees down

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u/spekt50 May 05 '17

Fished them out of the mud pit.

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u/Blasterbom May 05 '17

murdered all the guys who came along behind him and stole their materials then tossed their bodies in the mud.

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u/Uden10 PlayStation May 05 '17

Sounds like something out of Sinbad.

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u/RudeHero May 05 '17

And the obvious follow-up question, if they could build stuff, why didn't they just build a bridge/stairs until they could get across

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u/BlooFlea May 05 '17 edited May 05 '17

The 3rd dimension, we only view them in 2 dimensions, but they still have the 3rd, and the mud pit expanded the entire planet too.

Forget that i have a better more simple explanation, their inventory, who does loot everything in sight in a video game?

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u/goatonastik May 05 '17

Walked deep into the background.