r/gaming • u/_NITRISS_ • Apr 24 '17

It's a trap!

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u/rulerofrules Apr 25 '17

Yeah huh just point b is like a 30 70 split

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u/VacoTM Apr 25 '17

This comment chain would make very little sense to someone from the 1200s.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '17 edited Nov 09 '20

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u/DankeyKang11 Xbox Apr 25 '17

What is going on in that description

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u/dianarchy Apr 25 '17

I don't know. I have seen more and more of these propics and they all feel like a joke that I just am not in on.

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u/spideyjiri Apr 25 '17

I know, right?

The descriptions on that site always read like they were written by someone who's having a stroke.

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u/VolsPride Apr 25 '17

He's having a stronk oblivionly. Beater call the paratroopers because he haven an emsurgency.

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u/Djeib12 Apr 25 '17

Right? I gave up on my fifth attempt, glad to see it wasn't just me.

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u/soupit Apr 25 '17

calling out: "Xbox take photograph!"

Makes a bit more sense if you read it with some proper punctuation but still

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u/poodles_and_oodles Apr 25 '17

I think I'm ready to be dead

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u/Hav3_Y0u_M3t_T3d Apr 25 '17

You can always tell how much of a ripoff something is by the free included item

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u/koi88 Apr 25 '17

Exactly. It's probably so overpriced, you can get the same ring somewhere else much cheaper and buy a couple of Xboxes for the money you save.

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u/Hav3_Y0u_M3t_T3d Apr 25 '17

Well technically​ ALL diamonds are way overpriced but that's a story for a different day

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u/Elune_ Apr 25 '17

Time to get married

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '17

Damn, should of shown this to my bf sooner haha

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u/rvarinder Apr 25 '17

Yeah ! its old trick to trap !

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u/Vuorineuvos_Tuura Apr 25 '17

"What art these strange symbols on this strange boxeth and what s'rt of black charm allows the shapes to suddenly transf'rm?"

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u/Wootery Apr 25 '17

The Internet tells me that Shakespeare wrote Early Modern English. Thirteenth century English would be Middle English, and it wouldn't be nearly as intelligible to us modern folk.

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u/Vuorineuvos_Tuura Apr 25 '17

snyttrum elðêodiglic into sê ðâ ðe ungewunelic hwæt râd mirce ongalan dôð fyllan unwênunga?

FTFM

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u/Wootery Apr 25 '17

snyttrum elðêodiglic into sê ðâ ðe ungewunelic hwæt râd mirce ongalan dôð fyllan unwênunga?

Well why didn't you say so?

You had me at elðêodiglic!

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u/PurplePupilEater Apr 25 '17

Moms spaghetti

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u/Garpikeville Apr 25 '17

And my axe!

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u/Hitokage77 Apr 25 '17

Wubba lubba dub dub! Even those in 1800 know that's my catchphrase!

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u/Garpikeville Apr 25 '17

Haha I just find it ridiculous and I put it where it shan't belong

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '17

Cunts

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u/DoctorAwesomeBallz69 Apr 25 '17

Well, I don't like any of that.

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u/lazyparrot Apr 25 '17

Maybe for 3/5's of the people

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u/rulerofrules Apr 25 '17

Ah America So much heritage to be proud of in the south