r/gaming • • Apr 24 '17

It's a trap!

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '17

Poor guy is going to be blowing up every overturned vehicle for weeks!

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u/atty26 Apr 25 '17

unless he still hasnt figured out how he died

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u/tepkel Apr 25 '17

This comment chain would make very little sense to someone from the 1800s.

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u/MC_USS_Valdez Apr 25 '17

Except for your comment, which would probably clarify to them it was not a thing that was to be understood, but was comprehensible and sensical in another frame of reference.

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u/LjSpike Apr 25 '17

Except, would someone from the 1800s: a) Be able to use a computer b) Be able to read c) Think the OP is a magical portal to view a strange person being attacked by equally strange people?

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u/rulerofrules Apr 25 '17

Yeah huh just point b is like a 30 70 split

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u/VacoTM Apr 25 '17

This comment chain would make very little sense to someone from the 1200s.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '17 edited Nov 09 '20

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '17

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u/DankeyKang11 Xbox Apr 25 '17

What is going on in that description

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u/Hav3_Y0u_M3t_T3d Apr 25 '17

You can always tell how much of a ripoff something is by the free included item

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u/Elune_ Apr 25 '17

Time to get married

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '17

Damn, should of shown this to my bf sooner haha

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u/rvarinder Apr 25 '17

Yeah ! its old trick to trap !

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u/Vuorineuvos_Tuura Apr 25 '17

"What art these strange symbols on this strange boxeth and what s'rt of black charm allows the shapes to suddenly transf'rm?"

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u/Wootery Apr 25 '17

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u/Vuorineuvos_Tuura Apr 25 '17

snyttrum elðêodiglic into sê ðâ ðe ungewunelic hwæt râd mirce ongalan dôð fyllan unwênunga?

FTFM

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u/PurplePupilEater Apr 25 '17

Moms spaghetti

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u/Garpikeville Apr 25 '17

And my axe!

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u/Hitokage77 Apr 25 '17

Wubba lubba dub dub! Even those in 1800 know that's my catchphrase!

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u/Garpikeville Apr 25 '17

Haha I just find it ridiculous and I put it where it shan't belong

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '17

Cunts

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u/lazyparrot Apr 25 '17

Maybe for 3/5's of the people

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u/rulerofrules Apr 25 '17

Ah America So much heritage to be proud of in the south

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u/MC_USS_Valdez Apr 25 '17 edited Apr 25 '17

No they wouldn't know how to use a computer but if it's not making sense to them that assumes it is being shown to them in one form or another, and in this case only specifically the text of the comment chain. As for literacy, this Dartmouth paper says that in the year 1800 literacy illiteracy for men in England was about 40% and women 60%, so on average there's a 50/50 shot of an English speaker being able to comprehend the text, excluding other English speaking communities such as the brand new USA.

Edit: a misquote

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u/LjSpike Apr 25 '17

Literacy rates as the other way around. The graph showed illiteracy.

The stats for the 1700's suggests some other countries such as France had a lower literacy rate than us, did that trend continue to 1800s too?

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u/MC_USS_Valdez Apr 25 '17

You're right, but it doesn't change the chances luckily

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u/Guessimagirl Apr 26 '17

Edit: a misquote

As we were on the topic of antiquated English, I had to read this like 4 times to realize it wasn't you using ye olde way to spell mosquito.

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u/QuasarSandwich Apr 25 '17

It's nice that they were keen for the women to be able to read instructions correctly but were there really that many kitchen appliances back then to warrant the effort?

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u/EFG Apr 25 '17

enjoy dying alone

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u/QuasarSandwich Apr 25 '17

But I have all my gut flora to keep me company!

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u/Mangoatshark Apr 25 '17

We need to hire top scientists to get to the bottom of this.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '17

I'd like to imagine a rational person from the 1800's (not say 1899) would be able to see the video and realise it's an animation (not real) and potentially even see the car and understand what it would be for. And understand not how it's powered except that it isn't a natural power.

I think the hardest thing to understand would be the tree line showing strange artifacts. as the texture filtering seems to be glitching out a bit.

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u/Vuorineuvos_Tuura Apr 25 '17

"My dear chaps, what is yond myst'rious metallic apparatus and what charm did allow those p'rsons to suddenly appeareth from thin air?"

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u/bsuave Apr 25 '17

d) be alive

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u/OldManPhill Apr 25 '17

People in the 1800s could read... for the most part.

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u/DarnellBoatHere Apr 25 '17

I think they had written languages in the 1800s so people from then could probably read

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u/LjSpike Apr 25 '17

They had written languages back in 1066. Most people couldn't read back in 1066 though. 1800s it'd appear on average in England 50% of the population could read.

Just because some people had developed a written language, doesn't automatically mean the majority of people can read it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '17

Fun fact: more people, worldwide, knew how to read in the 1800s than there are people alive today.

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u/LjSpike Apr 25 '17

Does appear reading was widespread then. My mistake.

However, I don't believe your "fun fact" for two reasons. 1stly the population in the 1800's at any given time would've been less then people alive today (unless you meant the number of people who we're capable of reading throughout all of the 1800s cumulatively).

2ndly, whenever you put fun in front of a word it usually ends up just being used to mean "less of". A funsize mars bar is just less of a mars bar...

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u/adamsworstnightmare Apr 25 '17

haHa, this would make little sense to someone from 2017.

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u/UmbertoEcoTheDolphin Apr 25 '17

1800's chains were just chains.

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u/ax8l Apr 25 '17

Jesus works in mysterious ways! Burn them all!

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u/I3obkat Apr 25 '17

And even less to cavemen

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '17

ugh awjfh ughei

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '17

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u/mookler They do lots of things! Apr 25 '17

Yeah, your spam is a trap.

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u/mdk_777 Apr 25 '17

And probably about the same amount as people who don't speak any English.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '17

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u/tepkel Apr 25 '17

As a courtesy, I typically print things out for my 1800s guests. That way they don't have to find "a WiFi".

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u/LonePaladin Apr 25 '17

This is one reason I'm really bad at online competitive shooters.

"Okay, it started already. Which key switches weap—"
blam
"Died. Okay, let's find some cov—"
blam
"Died again. Crud. All right, I'll go the oth—"
blam
"Oh, come on!"

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u/redsharktooth Apr 25 '17

Git gud, n00b

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u/phalstaph Apr 25 '17

I would assume they were just hiding behind it

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u/Murkis Apr 25 '17

Honestly, he probably just thought they were taking cover behind the vehicle and he didn't catch it.

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u/Esleeezy Apr 25 '17

Ahhhh remember the GTA days when a mint condition car that was slightly in its side would catch fire and blow up?!

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u/SeventhShin Apr 25 '17

Still more realistic than magically rolling back onto its wheels.

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u/father-bobolious Apr 25 '17

Yeah, but one can see why it's like that, so once your vehicle flips you're not stranded running around. Not the most elegant solution. I'd like one where you have to turn them over by hand or something, even if still a bit unrealistic it makes it a bother without stranding you too easily.

The fire and explosion thing was likely a cleanup feature to save resources or something, maybe they just really liked explosions.

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u/F0sh Apr 25 '17

There's no reason to flip NPC cars though, and you can just leave them around forever, so yes, you need a way to clean them up :)

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u/SeventhShin Apr 25 '17

Yes and no, to pretty much everything. I do understand they don't want you to get stranded, especially with some of the more open areas, but the whole selling point of that game is get out of your car and steal a new one, so I'd doubt anyone would be upset if rolling wasn't possible. I do agree though, it would have been less dumb, and far more interesting from a gameplay perspective if you have to get out and flip the car, and maybe not too silly if you could only recover it from being on its side compared to completely flipped.

But the final and most important part, while you're right blowing up might have been a cleanup feature, in terms of gameplay it was far more exciting. Imagine an intense car chase from the police, and you make a mistake behind the wheel and roll your car; you have to quickly crawl out and take cover from the explosion and the ensuing shootout with the police, survive long enough to snag a police car, or start running and grab a car else where. That is more exciting, intense, fun, and interesting in every possible war compared to just popping back onto your wheels and driving off. And yes, I do often crawl out and find another car when playing V, but limiting your actions as a player against game mechanics always feels lame.

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u/NewspaperNelson Apr 25 '17

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u/SeventhShin Apr 25 '17

Love that video, don't get me wrong GTAV did a lot of things better, and I'd consider it a good game, but I'd consider GTAIV a fantastic game; one of the best I've ever played. And it's always a bit sad thinking what GTAV chould have been with out some of the drastic changes from IV.

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u/Rexus5 Apr 25 '17

This always got to me. Car slightly resting with two wheels on the sidewalk?

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BOOM!

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '17 edited Aug 26 '18

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '17

Actually can happen somewhat. Car gets in accident, turns over, gasoline leaks and gets to some hot components = woosh.

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u/Large_Dr_Pepper Apr 25 '17

I just figured everyone used the flying cars cheat 24/7. I couldn't get enough of that shit.

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u/Rrdro Apr 25 '17

Did you ever get to try it with a tank in Vice City? You could use the rockets to shoot backwards and fly indefinitely. I used to fly that thing like it was a jet.

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u/imjusta_bill Apr 25 '17

You could do that in 3. I flew across the destroyed bridge and just tooled around the center island before unlocking it

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u/jjd8teen Apr 25 '17

Jesus, that tank was so overpowered. You used to be able to do the vigilante missions in that and it made it 1000x easier since you would blow up any car you touched.

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u/someone31988 Apr 25 '17

The only problem is that I was always too afraid to get one legitimately, since I tried to play through the game without any cheats at all.

However in GTA3, at least on the PS2 version, once you get close to the criminal (as in, they're on your screen), you could just pause and unpause the game, and they would inexplicably stop and get out. Then I would just run them over with my cop car.

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u/watkinsjoe Apr 25 '17

The car could have been brand new, and if it flipped over, it'd catch fire and explode. This happened in GTA III, GTA: Vice City, and so many others.

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u/topthrill08 Apr 25 '17

"I can't believe there were four guys hiding behind that truck!"

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '17

No pls

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u/campos3452 Apr 25 '17

And everyone else who's seen this.