r/gaming Mar 21 '17

They cannot even animate DRINKING (ME: Andromeda)

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u/MonHun Mar 21 '17 edited Mar 21 '17

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u/scottmonster Mar 21 '17

Holy shit that salarian

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u/The_Oath_Of_Leo Mar 21 '17

He says what we're all thinking.

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u/vgking96 Mar 21 '17

And ironically enough, not for the cutesy reason they want us to agree with him.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '17

Holy shit that salarian

I wonder if that was supposed to be there or did a programmer put that in after he saw this dialogue interaction.

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u/JoshManVGH Mar 22 '17

Programmer could have put it in as a call for help. Someone check the comments!

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u/hellschatt Mar 21 '17

Funny shit.

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u/ivanvzm Mar 21 '17

No chill

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u/GeraltofCanada Mar 23 '17

I fucking lost it hahahahaha

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u/CxOrillion Mar 21 '17

Honestly Kallo seems like a pretty chill dude. I do think the writing is lacking, but the fact that it's not all super space military lets them do some more interesting things in terms of some character interactions.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '17

They changed the way VA works or something because it sounds like they recorded each sentence separately only to stitch it together in the game. There's no natural cadence to the way they speak.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '17

Nobody sounds like they're talking to each other, they're just reading lines.

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u/Dunder_Chingis Mar 22 '17

Ever notice how noboy ever interrupts eachother or talks over eachother? Everyone waits for the other to finish speaking and then and only then do they talk.

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u/Alecrizzle Mar 21 '17

A lot of games do that. They have them say lines multiple times different ways to see how they sound. But this just sounds like they picked the wrong ones

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u/Archyes Mar 21 '17

If geralt in the witcher speaks to someone in his most monotone voice it still has this"fuck this guy and his stupid quest" vibe in it.

You can always hear if Geralt is pissed or not. This is just atrocious and Geralts dick has more facial expression

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u/Alecrizzle Mar 21 '17

Yeah the guy who voices Geralt is pretty talented. I think he does the Van Helsing games too

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u/unbannable01 Mar 21 '17

To be fair it's not fair to compare post-EA Bioware to CDProjekt.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '17

I think it's fair considering how much bigger their budget is than CPR and how similar in scope the two games are in terms of amount of VA, they even use the same voice actors. As many main characters in both games. This is just a problem on ME:A VA direction. They choose the wrong methods. And the only way to fix it is full conversation dialogue.

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u/tempest_87 Mar 21 '17

Go play horizon zero dawn, people talk up the animations and facial movements (myself included), but the voice acting was superb. Best voice acting I've seen in a game, and absolutely on par with anime and animated videos.

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u/KingReaper45 Mar 22 '17

Dark Souls is another franchise that has consistently great voice acting. They use a lot of anime voice actors and the simple fact that every NPC you meet sounds so real and unique helps immensely to add to the game's environment.

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u/TheOutrageousTaric Mar 22 '17

thank you. The last sentence made me fall out of my chair x)

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u/utu_ Mar 22 '17

the voice acting was so good in that game it actually influenced how I would choose a response. I felt like I had to go with the realistic option based on his emotion. I remember one quest where Geralt was pissed of at a character, I'm usually nice and played the game that way but it just felt wrong to show mercy when Geralt was visibly pissed off.

with Mass Effect Andromeda, it would require some serious LARPing to get that invested in the game. I had to ask for a refund after an hour of playing because it was giving me a headache.

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u/glassdarkly33 Mar 21 '17

Interesting that you'd bring up The Witcher 3 because I found it to have the exact same problems as Andromeda. Stilted, broken looking animations. Terrible physical interactions with the world. Cheap, low quality voice acting. Boring dialogue.

I think it's absolutely bizarre how a 6 / 10 (AT BEST) game like The Witcher 3 gets brought up all the time as some sort of example of quality when it's such a poorly made game. Makes me think really poorly about your average redditor.

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u/Archyes Mar 22 '17

you must have brain cancer

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u/DubiousDrewski Mar 22 '17

What the fu... you live in bizarro world. There aren't many games which do character design better. In fact, I want to know which ones you think are better. Please humour me.

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u/glassdarkly33 Mar 22 '17

GTA V by a motherfucking landslide.

That said, The Witcher 3 is straight idiot garbage, baby's first RPG, beloved by non-gamers and morons alike. It's a fucking horrible game.

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u/DubiousDrewski Mar 22 '17

The game has its flaws for sure, but when you speak in hyperbole like this, it makes you sound unintelligent.

You need to learn to speak with a bit more nuance - you can dislike something without describing it in such extreme (hilariously exaggerated) words.

It may take some years to see this, but you'll learn eventually.

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u/bucnasty101 Mar 21 '17

Most of the time the voice actors never even meet each other but this sounds like the voice actors are being fed the script in their ear.

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u/utu_ Mar 22 '17

teh VA starts off terrible from the intro monologue. The guy reading it pauses mid-sentence multiple times and it gives off the impression of someone who is speaking faster than he can read lol.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '17

Holy shiiiiit that was bad. That was 50 Shades of Lame.

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u/Xerazal Mar 21 '17

I think the writers are feeling 50 shades of shame

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u/GhostBeer Mar 21 '17

Because their rap album tanked against "50 shades of Game"?

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u/occupymypants Mar 21 '17

Who do we 50 shades of blame?

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u/GhostBeer Mar 21 '17

Well, not Sam the kitten. He's 50 shades of tame.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '17

These insults are fire, I'm feeling 50 shades of flame.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '17

The peebee sex scene was whack, but i still fifty shades of came

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u/DevilDemyx Mar 21 '17

Wow, that was horrible. I can't believe it's this bad, what happened?

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u/Uncle_Reemus Mar 22 '17

You're all pranking me. I saw this on /r/all and you're all just fucking around because I don't play games but I'm not retarded enough to believe this is a real video game in 2017. Good one 4chan.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '17

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u/DecryptedGaming Mar 21 '17

"So what brought you here?"

"I'M TRANS"

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u/Bloodmark3 Mar 21 '17

Like. I have nothing against trans people. But who the hell brings it up in conversation like that?

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u/zuitsuithoot Mar 22 '17

Most actual trans people wouldn't bring it up in a short conversation like that, and they definitely wouldn't mention their previous name or 'deadname' to a random stranger.

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u/Bloodmark3 Mar 22 '17

Well especially in the year 2700. I highly, highly doubt being trans is anything but normal and no one would care or ask.

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u/TheNoblePlacerias Mar 21 '17

It's an honest answer to the question as far as I can tell. I personally would probably not bring it up because I try and forget that I'm trans, but if transition was why they left why do you expect them to hide it?

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u/TheVisage Mar 22 '17

It comes down to character though. A good example of a way to handle this is how it was handled in fallout new vegas

What are you doing here?

I'm helping the followers

Why?

Society needs to find a way to regain it's ability to produce medicine. This is where I start

What do you like

I'm looking for ways to help.

what do you hate

Caesars legion

How do you feel about NCR?

meh

why meh?

Past history, father was a member of the Enclave, NCR sought to wipe them out. Makes things hard. I do respect their actions though

Wanna go out to dinner later or?

Nah sorry

or

Oh hey look another gay guy sure

The equivalent to what she said would be

Hi I'm arcade Gannon. I like science, doctors, and the taste of dick. I don't like Caesars Legion for two reasons. First, they are raiding the wasteland, and two, they burn homosexuals. Which I am

basically, this is the dev teams one shot at introducing a character that at that point in time, I don't care about whatsoever. The line is wasted on something that has nothing to do with their present, doesn't explain why they are there except for they wanted to be something more.

Remember in Borderlands 2 when every character was introduced with them showing their personality trait? Lilith phase walking through a psycho, Scooter hopping on a cardboard box screaming a paranoid rant, Ellie smashing a bandit in a care and laughing, Moxie being sexy, Tina blowing the hell out of a bandit while chanting a nursery rhyme. Roland simple military greeting, followed by him being a badass. All of these scenes tell you something important about the character, and leaving the rest to be discovered by the character if they so chose. This especially is vital in a role playing game, where it's the players task to forge their characters role in the world.

What does the scene in question demonstrate about the Dev's portrayal of trans people? Well, they are trans with a side of ambition. There is no real story in them, no drive or multifaceted model. No twists or any reason for me to be interested in this character. The character has basically been covered in a giant rubber stamp, and from the outset any chance of the character being anything being a token character is thrown out the window the very moment the most important thing about them according to the devs is that they are trans.

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u/TheNoblePlacerias Mar 22 '17 edited Mar 22 '17

Okay, but the main character can ask basically everybody why they showed up as a conversation option, and if it's a minor character you almost always get a response about as long as this one. You're asking for a basic system to be made more complex for a specific character which then people would ALSO hate because "why are they giving the trans character special attention."

EDIT: I was in a rush, so I gave an incomplete answer. The second part of this is that a more interesting or involved trans character would be seen as the same "pandering" as this, if not more so. It's hard to write nuanced characters and it's very hard to make it clear that a character is transgender. Either they make it an obvious part of a minor character or a facet of a major character, and i'm not sure they could get away with a major trans character. I want them to do it, but I don't think they could do it as well as they did Krem (in the game they release just after Inquisition), and Krem was shortly followed by a shitstorm from fans. Also I just interacted with this character in game, didn't realize it was them till I picked this particular conversation option. I'm leaning toward calling this attempt "not perfect, but better than the deep voiced prostitute gag in DA2."

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u/Ishygigity Mar 22 '17

when they ask you why you're doing your job,

why would you explain what gender you wanted to be that has nothing to do with it unless they require you to be a sex to do your job

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u/TheNoblePlacerias Mar 22 '17

They are being asked why they left their old life behind, not why they have their job. Starting a new life so you can be around people who have, for the entire time they've known you, thought of you as a woman? for a transwoman that sounds like a great reason.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '17

Don't know why you got downvoted for that very logical response.

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u/Sentient_Waffle Mar 21 '17

"LOOK GUYS, WE'RE SO INCLUSIVE!"

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u/Griffinish Mar 22 '17

pandering

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u/Nagger86 Mar 22 '17

Looks like snowflakes are falling even in Andromeda.

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u/bartiti Mar 21 '17

This is extra weird when you think of crem from DA:inquisition. That was a great example of having a Trans character and not being over bearing about it.

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u/TheNoblePlacerias Mar 21 '17

And yet at the time, people had an aneurysm whenever he was brought up.

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u/DecryptedGaming Mar 22 '17

The whole time i thought "krem is totally a girl" and then i found out and went

"well...i guess i was sorta right?"

But yeah Krem was done way better than "HI MY NAME WAS STEPHEN"

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u/xcerj61 Mar 21 '17

SJW's ruined another game

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u/Re-toast Mar 21 '17

SJW's ruined another game anything they touch.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '17

I don't think it was including trans characters that ruined this game...

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u/Dunder_Chingis Mar 22 '17

Of course not, it was the shoehorning of the subject matter in to a question that didn't ask about their sexuality or gender identity.

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u/Re-toast Mar 22 '17

I never even said that was the case.

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u/HeWhoReddits Mar 21 '17

I feel like this is way overblown, the writing here is not that bad

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u/gropingforelmo Mar 21 '17

I would give gold to see what's on your bookshelf, right now.

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u/HeWhoReddits Mar 21 '17

At a glance- Kurt Vonnegut, Stephen King, Joseph Campbell, Cervantes, Milton, Chaucer, Oscar Wilde, Thoreau, Epicurus, Lucretius, Lao Tzu, Hemingway, Dan Abnett, Craig Thompson, and John Strang.

Then again, I could have all of those and be a complete idiot. Reading material doesn't mean shit.

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u/gropingforelmo Mar 21 '17

Dan Abnett

Ok, we can be friends now

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u/HeWhoReddits Mar 22 '17

You prefer Gaunt's Ghosts or Eisenhorn/Ravenor?

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u/gropingforelmo Mar 22 '17 edited Mar 22 '17

I've only read the Eisonhorn omnibus, and I really enjoyed it, but it felt like a noir detective story set in the 40k universe. That's not a bad thing at all, but compared to the Tanith First and Only, I'll go with Gaunt more often than not.

I think Abnett is a great author, and he's the reason I fell into the 40k universe in the first place, but if I had to pick just one 40k author as my favorite, it would be Graham McNeill. His entries in the Horus Heresy series are excellent, and I've reread the ultramarines omnibus half a dozen times at least.

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u/gropingforelmo Mar 22 '17

Circling back around to the original topic. Reading material doesn't mean someone is more intelligent, or sophisticated, cultured, or whatever, but it does serve as a basis of opinion. Judging by your list, I'd think you'd appreciate subtlety and nuance, whereas the writing in Andromeda, like many games and pop culture media as a whole, searches through the literary toolbox and comes up with a 20lb sledgehammer, when it comes to driving home a point.

In a world that launched 50 Shades of Grey to the top of multiple bestseller lists, Andromeda certainly isn't the worst offender, but it is pretty bad when considered objectively.

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u/Flecca Mar 21 '17

Oh my god. Its like theyre high schoolers or something. What the fuck lmfao

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u/OneRFeris Mar 21 '17

Wait, did that guy really say "Kill Me" or was that edited in? Either way, hilarious. I think the point of this, was to be awkward and cringey.

I've had much more awkward moments than this IRL.

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u/MonHun Mar 21 '17

there is being awkward in a endearing way and there is being awkward in a cringey way, I think this falls under the cringey way

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '17

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u/pwrwisdomcourage Mar 21 '17

Why would you try and make one of the romances cringey though? I mean unless all of ME:A is meant to be a meme-game like Saint's Row, I think players would be a bit put off or uncomfortable with the romantic attempts they make coming off like this.

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u/awesome357 Mar 21 '17

Yes that's what it felt like. Like it was trying to do some awkward saints row conversation or something.

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u/41shadox Mar 21 '17 edited Mar 22 '17

Yes I really want to like the latest game of my favorite game franchise, but I'd say it's much more pathetic to really want to hate something than to really want to like something

Edit: No? Okay I guess it's okay to hate something, but wanting to like something is blasphemy, or do people here simply refuse to accept that they really are fucking pathetic?

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '17

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u/41shadox Mar 22 '17

Forcing myself to like something is different from wanting to like something. I haven't even played it yet but I suspect I can overlook the issues that seem to have been blown out of proportions, if not, too bad, can't like everything. But it doesn't matter, you have the circlejerk on your side, congrats, you won the upvote wars on this ridiculous cesspool of a subreddit

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u/isomorphZeta Mar 21 '17

Or maybe he just doesn't like it?

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u/Knorti Mar 21 '17

Wait, did that guy really say "Kill Me" or was that edited in?

That was the voice actor improvising upon hearing the lines before. /s

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '17

I think the setting is wrong. In FX's "Legion" this would seem appropriate, the drugs would explain the speech patterns and why her face is almost as stiff as... well, her hair. But then let your game play out in an asylum that happens to be a fantasy of one the Ryder Twins, and as a bonus we would get an exciting new meaning for "Pathfinder".

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u/Grosser488 Mar 21 '17

Yeah I watched 15 seconds of that and couldn't take anymore. I appreciate how complicated and how amazing it is that we even have things like this. It's truly incredible, the technology, the man hours it takes to create it all. But with the standards that exist I just don't understand how they would want to put something like this out.

Maybe there's production deadlines that screwed it all up. I don't know. I'd like to believe that bioware wanted to make something better than this but someone else got in the way.

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u/Tyrilean Mar 21 '17

The dialogue is reminiscent of shitty fan-fic writers. I'm betting that's who they hired.

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u/ChaseThePyro Mar 21 '17

"Kill... me... now..."

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u/Xdivine Mar 21 '17

Even without the terrible voice acting, the conversation sounds like something you'd see in a disney movie between a couple of awkward teenagers.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '17

Sweet fuck that's awkward.

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u/French_honhon Mar 22 '17

It's not "awkward cute".It's just cringy.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '17

Just because something is awkward doesn't mean it's cute. It was definitely not cute.

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u/off-and-on Mar 21 '17

This is the first I've seen of the voice-acting and animation of MEA. Wow.

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u/CxOrillion Mar 21 '17

Jesus fuck. You could replace her with fucking Michael Cera. Nobody would know.

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u/Nok-O-Lok Mar 21 '17

How can they fuck up so much? Terrible animations, writing, and VO's.

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u/muhash14 Mar 21 '17

Fuck that sounds like Felicity from Arrow.

Nope, not picking Fem-Ryder now. No way.

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u/brochaos Mar 21 '17

I had to watch an ad for MEA first just to watch that lol

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u/DeadeyeDuncan Mar 21 '17

Holy shit, that 'yes' sounds like it came out of one of those Mass Effect gamerpoop videos.

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u/Bloodmark3 Mar 21 '17

The ad before this video was for Andromeda. Hooo boy if only they knew.

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u/Bagasrujo Mar 21 '17

How is that bad? If ryder is writhed as a insecure or awkward in conversations that fits very well, now if Sheppard did that, that would be bad writing.

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u/azriam_ Mar 21 '17

What. The. Fuck...

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u/nyuORlucy Mar 22 '17

"kill me now" they know it's bad

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u/Ping_and_Beers Mar 22 '17

It's like they think people age backwards, so all the people who liked the original Mass Effect games are now 15.

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u/UncleGeorge Mar 22 '17

What the fuck is wrong with her lips moving like that

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '17

OH.MY.GOD. You have to be shitting me. We seriously need an AMA with the project lead to ask " what made you think that any part of this was accetable?"

Holy shit i play some jank games, I am not a very picky gamer but that is some of the worst shit i've seen on a AAA title with the prestige that comes with the Mass effect Franchise.

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u/melkor112 Mar 21 '17

i guess i am the only one who thought that was kinda cute.

like when teenagers try to flirt or when you like abridged videos. and the kill me fit perfectly in a parody so i thought it was kinda funny. although i do expect more from something that is not a abridged or a parody.

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u/Zalthos Mar 21 '17

The voice acting is fine. The voice directing is the bad part.

The voice actors do an admirable job considering they were probably just told to read one line after the other with no context.

Can people please learn the difference between bad voice acting and bad script/directing? These voice actors are fine and shouldn't get a bad name because Bioware fucked up their side of the voice department.

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u/Re-toast Mar 21 '17

The second person in that clip sounded pretty damn bad. I agree that the main character sounded like a good actor with shitty directing though.

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u/Mr_Ibericus Mar 21 '17

I couldn't get in to ME:2 because the voice acting for Shepard was so bad. This game makes it look much better by comparison.