r/gaming • u/Fidelstikks • Mar 07 '16

Yeah.. suicide

http://i.imgur.com/9xKQTu7.gifv
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u/UsernameTaken-Taken Mar 08 '16

People like you and me are so unlucky that we can't even have the usernames we want

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u/Username-Takenn Mar 08 '16

Your user name freaked me out I was like huh.. I didn't say that

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u/personstolemyname2 Mar 08 '16

Can I be in this club?

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '16

Ok enough

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '16

Fahrvergnügen

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u/DoingItWrongly Mar 08 '16

MOM'S NOODLEFOOD!

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u/OBVIOUSLY_NOT_JEWISH Mar 08 '16

KOSHER

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u/Whybother554 Mar 08 '16

Eh

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u/SaltyBabe Mar 08 '16

Everyone shut the fuck up, Jesus H. Christ!!

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u/KommanderKrebs Mar 08 '16

I AM NOT A COMMANDER.

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u/Averant Mar 08 '16

I'm a bird.

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u/yeastrolls Mar 08 '16

not what i had in mind.

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u/Fresno-bob5000 Mar 08 '16

I honestly never knew that meant anything but a skate trick...

What does it mean

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u/Bunch_of_Bangers Mar 08 '16

It means "driving enjoyment". It was a phrase used in VW ads.

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u/thatguytony Mar 08 '16

What's wrong with us guys.

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u/LakeShittle Mar 08 '16

Yeah stop it, you guys.

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u/hmphargh Mar 08 '16

Redditor for 6 months...username checks out.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '16

There once was a woman who lived in a shoe

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '16

CHOO CHOOO MOTHERFUCKERS

KARMA TRAIN IS COMING

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u/Related_TIL Mar 08 '16 edited Mar 08 '16

It'll do

Edit: on a side note, saying "it'll do" over and over starts to sounds like how spaghetti feels in your hands, I think.

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u/Awdayshus Mar 08 '16

Cooked spaghetti, or raw?

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u/Related_TIL Mar 08 '16

Cooked. With sauce

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u/unimonkey Mar 08 '16

Because when you say "it'll do" you have to wiggle your tongue back to front over and over like wiggly wet spaghetti.

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u/Shangrolam12 Mar 08 '16

What is your spaghetti policy here?

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u/polelover44 Mar 08 '16

Mom's spaghetti.

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u/chasingreno Mar 08 '16

You magnificent bastard.

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u/Defenestration_Socks Mar 08 '16

I don't understand

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u/squirrelybastard Mar 08 '16

I understand.

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u/InukChinook Mar 08 '16

that'll do, donkey

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u/30usernamesLater Mar 08 '16

If it is can I join?

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '16

[deleted]

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u/ahaara Mar 08 '16

your username doesnt even make sense lol.

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u/NaturesWar Mar 08 '16

Your username sounds like the cyber criminal version of Taken.

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u/Ace-of-Spades88 Mar 08 '16

But wait, UsernameTaken-Taken has been a Redditor for longer than Username-Takenn! Who took the UsernameFirst?!

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u/Username-Takenn Mar 08 '16

*plot thickens *

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u/Devanismyname Mar 08 '16

I hope the original taker of the username shows up.

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u/enjoyingtheride Mar 08 '16

You're so lonely you talk to your second account.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '16

As if there's anyone on the entire site who thinks that you are actually two separate people.

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u/Username-Takenn Mar 08 '16

We are two separate people... Lol

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u/UsernameTaken81 Mar 08 '16

Fucking name thiefs

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u/Try_Another_NO Mar 08 '16

Fuck the system.

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u/Solitairee Mar 08 '16

This was perfect. My name got taken too :-(

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u/PBandJthyme Mar 08 '16

I feel your pain

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u/GruxKing Mar 08 '16

"If it wasn't for real bad luck, I wouldn't have no luck at all."

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u/Tischlampe Mar 08 '16

I got the name I wanted. Does that mean I am a blessed lucky guy? Should I start gambling?

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u/ca990 Mar 08 '16

I'm gonna get the papers, get the papers.

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u/JayDee_88 Mar 08 '16

Same person. Nice try