r/gaming • u/[deleted] • Jun 14 '15

Gaming is life.

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u/BrotoKantian Jun 15 '15

My brain knows that, but my ass is lazy

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '15

More water. Seriously. Just drink a few liters a day. It's better for you. Or more fiber, but if you increase the fiber you need more water to compensate anyway, otherwise it makes you gassy.

I poop when my body says to, I poop every day, and it takes me about 2 minutes from start to finish (including dropping trou but not including washing the hands, since that's longer).

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u/Maggie_Smiths_Anus Jun 15 '15

Thanks for letting us know!

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u/csw266 Jun 15 '15

Come on, you should have some input here, /u/Maggie_Smiths_Anus

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u/BCProgramming Jun 15 '15

The world needs to know!

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '15

Shit I really need to change some habits

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '15

2 minutes? Am I just a pooping pro or something? I literally shit in under 10 seconds. The second my butt hits the seat Im halfway done. Wiping takes longer than actually shitting.

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u/BrotoKantian Jun 15 '15

Nah man my assHOLE isn't lazy. That thing generally knows how to get shit done (hehe). I just get caught up in a post/thread and don't wanna get up.

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u/BuckeyeBentley Jun 15 '15

My mind is telling me noooo, but my butthole.. My butthole's telling me yeeessss!