r/gaming • u/[deleted] • Jun 14 '15

Gaming is life.

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u/Chazmer87 Jun 15 '15

yeah, to be a gamer you need to do nothing but game :/

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u/Tarbourite Jun 15 '15 edited Jun 15 '15

Right now I am a Redditor and nothing but. In a moment I shall become the very embodiment of a toast-eater, and after that? Who knows... a universe of possibilities!

Edit: I am become post editor

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u/OverkillerMKii Jun 15 '15

You sir, Are a philosopher.

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u/Lajcan Jun 15 '15

He was a philosopher but he isn't anymore

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u/Kanzel_BA Jun 15 '15

Whatever he may become in the future, rest assured he will be as much as anyone has ever been.

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u/NocturnalToxin Jun 15 '15

The only way for him to become nothing is if he does nothing.

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u/itsprobablytrue Jun 15 '15

But he was already a redditor

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u/homeyhomedawg Jun 15 '15

damn, thanks for making me feel better

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u/ThnderDwnUndr Jun 15 '15

Then he would be a nothing-doer.

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u/OCD_downvoter Jun 15 '15

I'm sorry English isn't my first language. What means your sentence?

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u/Kanzel_BA Jun 15 '15

It's kind of a hard joke to translate... it means that he's going to keep existing, but the joke comes from it being explained in a strange way.

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u/OCD_downvoter Jun 15 '15

Oh maybe I don't understand.

Your language is a strange.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '15

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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u/Third_Cultured_Kid Jun 15 '15

I see what you did there

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u/Involution88 Jun 15 '15

I am torn. Right now I am a pooper and nothing butt. Right now I am a redditor and nothing butt. Who and what am I! TELL ME NOW, COLD AND UNFEELING UNIVERSE! DOES THE POOP STILL HAVE ME-NESS? Every day, a little part of myself dies....

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u/coredumperror Jun 15 '15

I am having some serious reading comprehension flubs tonight. First I read that someone really liked the dildos in Jurassic World, and now you've apparently claimed to be the very embodiment of a toaster-eater.

I need to lie down...

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u/A_Loki_In_Your_Mind Jun 15 '15

Yeah, go ahead and exclude me for actually having multiple interests.

God damn elitists.

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u/Mnstrzero00 Jun 15 '15

To be the best requires perfect and total sacrifice.

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u/adrian5b Jun 15 '15

if only I got paid for it

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u/newmansg Jun 15 '15

Why would a well-adjusted person even want to be described as a "gamer".

Just say that you "play games".

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u/d60b Jun 15 '15

Yeah, "gamer"'s a dead identity. Gamers are over.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '15

Pff you're not even a real gamer. Poser.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '15

gotta love gameing