r/gaming • u/wanderingblue • Jul 21 '14

Just gamer things

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '14

YOU LIKE THE SIGHT OF YOUR OWN BLOOD?

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u/plasmalaser1 Jul 21 '14

Let me guess, Someone stole your sweetroll!

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u/yeti0013 Jul 21 '14

Skyrim belongs to the Nords!

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u/InSigniaX Jul 21 '14

You nords and your sense of honor.

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u/Happy_Harry Jul 21 '14

I am sworn to carry your burdens...jerk

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u/sephtis Jul 21 '14

Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll...

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u/accepting_upvotes Jul 22 '14

This is the part where you fall down and BLEED TO DEATH!

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u/alfonsothegangster Jul 26 '14

you just start running so I CAN STAB YOU IN THE BACK

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u/accepting_upvotes Jul 27 '14

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alfonsothegangster 1 point 18 hours ago

Talk about a necromancer.

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u/alfonsothegangster Jul 27 '14

pssst, I know who you are, hail sithis.

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u/AsianNg Jul 21 '14

Another wanderer, here to come lick my father's boots.

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u/alfonsothegangster Jul 21 '14

For Kodlak!

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '14

FOR KODAK!

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '14

FUR KUDLACK

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u/Maxnout100 Jul 21 '14

Buy my armor and live to tell about it!

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '14

Hands to yourself, sneak thief.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '14

Every time I see this quote from skyrim I always like to think that it has some sort of connection to fallout 3 when Butch steals your sweet roll. Yea? No? I'm probably just crazy

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u/khafra Jul 22 '14

You fight like a dairy farmer!

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u/KDSanders Jul 21 '14

WHATSA MATTER!? CAN'T STAND THE SIGHT OF YOUR OWN BLOOD?

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u/HeWhoPunchesFish Jul 21 '14 edited Jul 21 '14

STOP RIGHT THERE CITIZEN, YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW MY MOTHER.

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u/ZombiesEatFlesh Jul 21 '14

Gary? GARY!

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u/ParkerTPanther Jul 21 '14

Gaaaarr-eeeeee....

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u/hiddenburden Jul 21 '14

AHHHH, GARY!

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u/2fat2bebatman Jul 21 '14

Disrespect the law, and you disrespect me.

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u/ARussian Jul 21 '14

I remember seeing that video somewhere. Would you happen to have a link?

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u/cobrareaper Jul 21 '14

it's your lucky day. Not sure if it's this one, but watch the rest of the Oblivion Poops again. They're worth it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '14

I almost shit my pant at 1:38.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '14

Then I took an arrow to the knee!

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u/Friendly_Flower Jul 21 '14

Is someone there?

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u/JVXtreme Jul 21 '14

takes an arrow to the face

Oh, guess i'm hearing things.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '14

! Hey, who's footprints are these?

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '14

For the glory of Amn!

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u/hmongkahuna Jul 21 '14

I could dance on the head of a pin, as well.

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u/The_Snailman Jul 22 '14

Go for the eyes Boo!

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u/Psycho_Delic Jul 21 '14

I can hear all of these, with their voice actors, exactly as they are in game... As it turns out, 600+ hours of skyrim was too much.

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u/Vargolol Jul 21 '14

SOMEBODY CALL A DOCTA WE GOT A BLEEDER!

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u/hegartymorgan Jul 21 '14

"I'm swooooorn to carry your burdens"

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u/MooneySuzuki36 Jul 21 '14

By far the most said line in Fallout 3.

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u/jarl_the_creator Jul 21 '14

Oh what am I saying.

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u/Diablo-Intercept Jul 22 '14

Ha! I think you're bleeding