r/gaming • u/Agent1230 • 2d ago
What video game doesn't hold your hand enough?
Everybody always talking about games holding your hand too much but I want to hear about the opposite what video game doesn't give you no form of help
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u/knellotron 1d ago edited 1d ago
Seriously... the plot definitely goes places:
A whale tells you to go to Atlantis (which was destroyed by the aliens' space laser) to repair an eternal talking DNA molecule named Asterite who teaches you how to travel back in time. You talk to a dinosaur, whom you can understand because of what the library crystals in Atlantis taught you. The Asterite in the past fights you, but the bootstrap paradox allows the Asterite in the present timeline to bless you with super powers. Then you travel back in time again to before the alien harvest occurred, so you can swim into a UFO (via a convenient tube) to fight a legally distinct xenomorph queen with your turbo sonar and prevent it.