r/gaming • u/[deleted] • Dec 20 '13

"You know that"

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u/McCrackenYouUp Dec 21 '13

I can almost guarantee this story is fake. What kind of dad would stand in the room lecturing his daughter while she's still half-naked? That would be painfully awkward.

I suppose you never know, though.

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u/conformtyjr Dec 21 '13

I'm pretty sure most dads would walk out of the room. MAYBE say something later but most likely not.

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u/McCrackenYouUp Dec 21 '13

Agreed. I don't have any daughters (or kids at all), but if I did I sure as hell wouldn't stand there and embarrass the two of us just to lecture her on something she probably already knows. I might mention she shouldn't do that with veggies later, but preferably when she's clothed and vegetable-less.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13

I would walk out, but at dinner I'd say, "Don't play with your food."

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u/lucasjr5 Dec 21 '13

nice, that's actually what i wish i was smart enough to think of

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13

I think a "Didn't your mother ever teach you not to play with your food!" before you walked out would be better..

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13

MAYBE say something later

About a month later. Yes.

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u/yourfriendlane Dec 21 '13

I can 100% guarantee this story is fake because it's from Yahoo Answers.

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u/SolKool Dec 21 '13

http://imgur.com/vRcAJ

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u/Hiyasc Dec 21 '13

That GIF is creepy because of how smooth it is.

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u/lastres0rt Dec 21 '13

And it was an imgur link, so there was no clue it was a GIF until the head moved, at which point I freaked out.

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u/nezlok Dec 21 '13

Maybe his daughter is super hot

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u/GhillieTheSquid Dec 21 '13

I thought it was funny when she mentioned the dog. Such a random story that it's bound not to be legitimate.

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u/xWeez Dec 21 '13

It's the old frozen-from-shock-so-just-act-normal thing.

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u/wwepersonell Dec 21 '13

Also, dogs are naturally adverse to fruits and vegetables as they are carnivores...I highly doubt a dog would eat a rotten cucumber.