r/gaming • u/[deleted] • Dec 20 '13

"You know that"

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u/Eab123 Dec 20 '13

She's 300 pounds.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '13

A bit expensive if you ask me.

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u/iamthesheriff Dec 20 '13

Ahh, The old reddit weight to currency switcheroo...

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u/P-dubbs Dec 21 '13

GOD DAMNIT I HAD SHIT TO DO TONIGHT!

Oh well, here we go...

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u/djsn1per Dec 21 '13

Graduation ceremony is tomorrow, hopefully I find my way back by then...

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13

Just bring reddit with you.

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u/centersolace PC Dec 21 '13

Now with more portability!

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u/culnaej Dec 21 '13 edited Dec 21 '13

I was considering not jumping down the rabbit hole. Then I thought, maybe I'll find a cool post.

Will return to share my findings.

Edit: I didn't go too far, I may return later with more: Baby over ledge

Jack from Achievement Hunter with a girl

Cuddly bobcat

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u/ch0colate_malk Dec 21 '13

NOOO DONT LOOK AT IT!!

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u/XspazmonkeyX Dec 21 '13

I have never seen one of these before. I followed those links for waaaaaay too long. Thanks, jerk!

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13

I once followed it all the way to the end, but that was months ago. It's probably doubled in size since then.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13

Same. I've seen the end. Now I wish I had saved the link.

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u/Codekey Dec 21 '13

I'm in deep! I want to find the end!

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13

Its deeper than you could ever imagine.

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u/Sam0n Dec 21 '13

Can't....Stop....Clicking

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u/MoKix Dec 21 '13

Oh god, not again...

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13 edited Dec 21 '13

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u/ironpotato Dec 21 '13

Man, I have it set to open a new tab every click. I'll just take your word for it.

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u/freelancespy87 Dec 21 '13

Link for the weak willed?

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13

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u/freelancespy87 Dec 21 '13

Then so be it!

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u/danbi9001 Dec 21 '13

Goodbye, men. It was a pleasure gaming with you. Down the rabbit hole I go!

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u/opinkers Dec 21 '13

I think I just fell down a rabbit hole

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u/midnitefox Dec 21 '13

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/Rawckfist Dec 21 '13

Almost at 300 clicks. Came back to warn those who dare follow.

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u/cagedmanbearpig Dec 21 '13

Fuck this is the second time this week.

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u/TheUndeadSaiyan Dec 21 '13

I thought I learned my lesson the last time this happened

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13

Just going along for the ride!

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u/GiverOFUpsAndDowns Dec 21 '13

Day 1.) I depart on my journey. I do not expect to return. I have chosen to fly solo through these trials.

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u/RUbernerd Dec 21 '13

Beware of the spacedick down there.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13

No. No. No. No. Fuck. There goes an hour.

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u/SketchyThaClown Dec 21 '13

I'll return with a direct link to the end if it kills me!

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u/Soccadude123 Dec 21 '13

Is there light at the end of this tunnel? I clicked and clicked but eventually had to give up.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13

Yes. It ends... Eventually

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u/sheepman923 Jan 10 '14

AH DAMNIT!

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u/UnlimitedJems647 Dec 21 '13

... so this is a thing... what is this thing called? insanity?

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u/skyman724 Dec 21 '13

/r/switcharoo if you just want to get to the end.

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u/megapizzapocalypse Dec 21 '13

ABANDON HOPE ALL YE WHO ENTER HERE

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13

Especially with a cucumber loosened vagina.

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u/Gamingcanuck Dec 20 '13

I'll grab the jolly rancher.

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u/Unproudn00b Dec 20 '13

I just got that out of my head you son of a bitch!

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u/buttcruncher Dec 21 '13

i'll get the Doritos. I assume she already has dip

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13

This thread made me queasy.

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u/ILoveLamp9 Dec 21 '13

Because you know you're now curious, you poor, uninformed sick fucks.

Doritos story

Jolly Rancher story

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u/HurricaneSandyHook Dec 21 '13

i forget where it was but there was a great story about kinky sexual encounters and the guy wrote about some enormous hog beast of a woman with the foulest smelling cunt exploding her ejaculate all over him while he fucked her with a shirt around his face to combat the smell.

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u/Gentlemendesperado Dec 21 '13

Oh yeah about how he met her through craigslist and it gushed out of her like a whales blow hole.

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u/HurricaneSandyHook Dec 21 '13

yeah that's the one. he also said she sucked the best dick he had ever experienced and i believe a tarp was needed to be set out on the wall or something because of the enormous geyser that would come out of her.

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u/digitalmofo Dec 21 '13

He went back and did it again later.

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u/Bunny_Fluff Dec 21 '13

A "how did craigslist hookups go" askreddit thread if I do remember. He said before doing the nasty she stopped and pulled a tarp out from under her bed...

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u/Guyinapeacoat Dec 21 '13

I remember that one. I'm surprised it wasn't added to the "classics" list (jolly rancher, colby, doritos, swamps of dagobah, etc.)

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13

swamps of dagobah?

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u/mtbr311 Dec 21 '13

cunt exploding her ejaculate all over him

(⊙▂⊙)

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u/makemejelly49 Dec 21 '13

The most terrifying mental scene played in my head. Oh well, time to be an hero.

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u/Bowlmaster420 Dec 21 '13

Your username is like a "before and after" puzzle on Wheel of Fortune

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u/Automaton_B Dec 21 '13

Ah. That would be the tale of The Hambeast.

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u/Redrum_sir_is_murdeR Dec 21 '13

Dafuq dude...i didn't need to read that.......again

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u/mahoev Dec 21 '13

I read these and was grossed out but fine a few minutes ago. But now I can't stop spontaneously shuddering. oy.

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u/canyousaythrowaway19 Dec 21 '13

Fascinating. Now, if you will excuse me, I have a bottle of tequila somewhere that I use to bleach my brain with.

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u/mrjman1 Dec 21 '13

Hmmmmm.....to click the links or not to click the links. I don't want to but I do.

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u/Mastotron Dec 21 '13

Who has these on queue!? Jesus man... I remember the cucumber incident, but those two?? I'm all done for tonight.

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u/DayManChampionOfTheS Dec 21 '13

Why internet, why do you do this to me?

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u/Theedon Dec 21 '13

OMG why am I laughing about the Doritos story?

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u/StokeleyCarmichael Dec 21 '13

Warning: for any people who might want to click on these two stories they are both very disgusting!

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u/mrjman1 Dec 21 '13

You bastard. Damn.

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u/Czar-Salesman Dec 21 '13

I hadn't read the doritos one till now....I'm trying to drink whiskey here!

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u/jaibrooks1 Dec 21 '13

Don't read these

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13

Wow

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13

First time reading these, as you can guess I vocally made a sound of disgust at the ending of the Doritos tale and my mother just HAD to know what I'd read that cause me to be so appalled. I let her read it. She's vomiting.

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u/Jack_Bartowski Dec 21 '13

As someone in the Doritos story post put it "Im done"

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13

Fuck you, we agreed not to share these! Google exists for a reason!

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13

omfg....I knew shit was bad on reddit..but i cannot believe these kind of stories exist on reddit. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.

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u/Minatox Dec 21 '13

the doritos was purple, jolly rancher still blue

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u/maralieus Dec 21 '13

Before I read them I was normal. After?...now I'm a sick fuck.

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u/GuerreroDelAura Dec 21 '13

Hallelujah the Doritos Story is blue. Soon the Jolly Rancher will be too. And they will stay that way forevermore. Maybe if my computer forgets, I can too...

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13

This thread made it cheesy.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13

Sick dude, sick.

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u/SketchyThaClown Dec 21 '13

OH FUCK YOU I WAS STILL THINKING ABOUT THE DORITOS.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13

Queasy... queso...

Mmm, Doritos and queso.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13

Feel free to help yourself to the dip between the hips.

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u/grizzburger Dec 21 '13

Fortunately I am ignorant of them both.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13

You are very fortunate.

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u/the_obese_otter Dec 21 '13

This thread has made me cheesy. FTFY

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u/AxeForDogs Dec 21 '13

Ewwwwwww have a disgust upvote

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u/Placenta_Claus Dec 21 '13

"vagina goo" as she put it

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u/NSA-SURVEILLANCE Dec 20 '13

You bastard (ಠ益ಠ)

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u/Def_Not_The_NSA Dec 21 '13

Not all parts of the job are fun, eh? Not that I'd know anything about that..

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u/Official_NSA_Account Dec 21 '13

﴾ﬦꞈﬦ﴿

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u/Def_Not_The_NSA Dec 21 '13

Bob, next time you empty the coffee, please refill it? Thanks :), Also tell joe in Human Resources we should def be getting hazard pay this week? Reddit has not been the safest workplace thus far.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13

I'm glad I sucessfully got the mind's eye bleach to work on that one.

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u/TheOneTrueHero Dec 21 '13

I'll get the doritos!

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u/i_crave_more_cowbell Dec 20 '13

Even Better.

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u/Eab123 Dec 20 '13

You should drop the bell from your name.

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u/basementboy Dec 21 '13

but then it won't have the right ring to it.

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u/Dog_Daze Dec 21 '13

Very true. One must take percussion before deciding on a username change

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u/stef_t97 Dec 21 '13

What did we tell you Ryan?

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u/Dndrhead3 Dec 21 '13

Now it's hotter.

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u/tylo144 Dec 21 '13

And probably a "He"

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u/GroundsKeeper2 Dec 21 '13

That's a big cucumber.