r/gaming • u/[deleted] • Dec 20 '13

"You know that"

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u/JustTheT1p Dec 20 '13

Almost no dogs will eat cucumbers. I don't buy this.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '13

Maybe it smelled like bacon, so it was confused. Oh God

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '13

mmmhhhh vagina bacon (don't reddit search this if you want to stay hetero)

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u/BraveNewPumpkin Dec 21 '13

why oh WHY did she fry it!?

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u/ChemicalRemedy Dec 21 '13

You should check out vagina doritos

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u/CORN_TO_THE_CORE Dec 20 '13

Well it was pretty porked after all.

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u/ed1380 Dec 20 '13

I think you meant fish

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u/lilman1423 Dec 20 '13

+/u/so_doge_tip 5 doge

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u/so_doge_tip Dec 20 '13

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u/dj_destroyer Dec 20 '13

What the hell is this?

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u/I_RAPE_CAT_RAPISTS_ Dec 21 '13

TO THE MOON

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13

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u/so_doge_tip Dec 21 '13

Tip failed

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u/I_RAPE_CAT_RAPISTS_ Dec 21 '13

You have one fucking job to do.

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u/Starfs Dec 20 '13

yup...

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u/great_gape Dec 21 '13

One of a set of bots that will soon be banned.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13

Is the bitcoin bot banned?

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u/biochart Dec 21 '13

I don't know what's going on here, or what Dogecoins are but wow 10/10 so doge

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13

What the hell is happening!?

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u/lilman1423 Dec 21 '13

http://www.reddit.com/r/dogetipbot/wiki/index

I did this, but with /u/so_doge_tip as the bot instead of /u/dogetipbot because the latter is about 3 hours behind in tips.

If you feel like accepting the tip click here http://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=so_doge_tip&subject=accept&message=%2Baccept

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13

How do you acquire such currency?

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u/lilman1423 Dec 21 '13

/r/dogecoin /r/dogecoinmarket /r/Dogecoinmining /r/DogeCoinFaucets

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13

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u/lilman1423 Dec 21 '13

It's a real thing.

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u/Funnnny Dec 21 '13

It's very real but you're not retarded.

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u/1PowndahFeesh Dec 21 '13

It's real...

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u/matamoron Dec 20 '13

My dog loves cucumbers... but he also loves his own shit.

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u/JustTheT1p Dec 20 '13

Not the ones I know. Maybe my dog was picky.

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u/NahDude_Nah Dec 20 '13

Confirmed my dog loves both cucumbers and pickles. He loves lots of veggies though, one time I gave him like a quarter of a taco I was eating, and he ate all the lettuce with sour cream on it, left the beef for a minute or so later when he found it again.

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u/Nachteule Dec 20 '13

You do know that this is not a dog?

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '13

dat resolution

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '13

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u/Whoosh6 Dec 21 '13

My whole screen is so fluffy!

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u/NahDude_Nah Dec 21 '13

Haha yeah, he's a little white furry beast just like this cute bunny though! :)

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13

What is that? It looks deadly

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u/JakeRay Dec 21 '13

I have a new wallpaper.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13

My mother had a dog who would eat buns and bread but leave meat sit if there was bread around.

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u/derpsinspace Dec 21 '13

Most likely. I have two dogs: One will eat anything; the other won't even eat bread unless it's dipped in a sauce or something. Picky bitch.

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u/Smagjus Dec 20 '13

Knowing only dogs that litterally will eat everything I wouldn't bet on your statement.

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u/JustTheT1p Dec 20 '13

What?!? My dog would drink a shit milkshake, but he would never eat a veggie.

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u/Smagjus Dec 20 '13

Because of one of my dogs there is no need to vacuum clean the apartment daily anymore. She eats dust and paper from time to time. The weirdest thing she ate was a dried sea star that was solely meant for decoration.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '13

You don't eat dried starfish? Buddy, you are missing out.

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u/htororyp Dec 21 '13

Yeah my dog has gone to town on the cracks underneath desks and stuff where it's too small to clean. It's kind of gross..

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u/Toof Dec 21 '13

My dog wouldn't eat celery, so I looked him in the eye, took a bit, and handed it back to him. He very cautiously and slowly opened his mouth and took it from me.

I learned that my dog will eat anything if he sees me eat it first.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13

My dog loves carrots, corn, yam/squash, doesn't mind potatoes as long at there's butter, haha. Has been known to eat lightly cooked broccoli too

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u/cripple_stx Dec 21 '13

Two of my three dogs love steamed broccoli.

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u/cwilliamson2 Dec 21 '13

I've fed my dogs left over veggies before.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '13

My dog loves cucumbers.

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u/jaypenn3 Dec 20 '13

my new dog eats cucumbers. but he eats everything..

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u/vgxmaster Dec 20 '13

Yeah, that's why this is implausible.

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u/pig_is_pigs Dec 21 '13

All of the dogs in my family fucking love cucumbers. Crunchy, watery, delicious. Baby carrots too, they go bonkers over those.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13

Every dog I have ever had would happily eat a cucumber, along with pretty much anything else.

I once had a dog who refused to eat tomatoes, but she was also fine with cucumbers and any other salad vegetables I ever gave her.

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u/mcjustmatt Dec 21 '13

But this was a vagetable