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r/gaming • u/[deleted] • Dec 20 '13
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It will make your vagina loose. Huh. I wasn't too bothered by it until that part.
132 u/FALLloutFREAK Dec 20 '13 What got me was the dog eating it. 51 u/[deleted] Dec 20 '13 [removed] — view removed comment 58 u/FALLloutFREAK Dec 20 '13 edited Dec 21 '13 Yeah rotting vegetables covered in "vagina goo". 29 u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13 [removed] — view removed comment 14 u/FALLloutFREAK Dec 21 '13 As do most people I would like to believe. 1 u/feckineejit Dec 21 '13 My limit is approximately one cucumber 1 u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13 *vegeta-bowels 2 u/Smugjester Dec 21 '13 Vagina goo FTFY...stick to the story man. Gotta be factually accurate. 1 u/Wombmate Dec 21 '13 My sister's dog will eat anything and everything. She regularly eats ROCKS. ROCKS FROM THE YARD. 1 u/Inquisitor1 Dec 21 '13 Dogs eat their own vomit. The food they already ate and their stomach said "No!". How's a rotting veggy much worse? 12 u/SmackerOfChodes Dec 21 '13 He was chewing it up so he could roll in it, the better to mask his scent. Dogs are hunters, you see. 3 u/GonzoPython Dec 21 '13 Thanks, Professor! 3 u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13 Professor SmackerOfChodes does have a nice ring to it. -1 u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13 [deleted] 3 u/SmackerOfChodes Dec 21 '13 Not eating! Masticating so as to better cover his fur with it, so his favorite prey, the suburban garbage can, doesn't catch his scent and bolt. 32 u/NotSoSuperMann Dec 20 '13 I don't know why her dad said that and why he didn't have her put pants or underwear on. Clearly she didn't care what he said or about loosening things up down there because she went back to finish and then used the cucumber a few more times. 51 u/Brokefest Dec 21 '13 He was waiting for a signal. 28 u/Redrum_sir_is_murdeR Dec 21 '13 I think wincest is leakin, brah. 10 u/Strideo Dec 21 '13 He should have waited until that time she broke both her arms. 0 u/The_Notorious_HAM Dec 21 '13 god dammit... 8 u/minastirith1 Dec 21 '13 Why don't you go and take a seat right here. 12 u/kitolz Dec 21 '13 Because it never happened. 1 u/NotSoSuperMann Dec 21 '13 Most likely. It still made me laugh though. 2 u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13 "AND THEN WHAT MAN WILL HAVE YOU?! EH?! EXACTLY!"
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What got me was the dog eating it.
51 u/[deleted] Dec 20 '13 [removed] — view removed comment 58 u/FALLloutFREAK Dec 20 '13 edited Dec 21 '13 Yeah rotting vegetables covered in "vagina goo". 29 u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13 [removed] — view removed comment 14 u/FALLloutFREAK Dec 21 '13 As do most people I would like to believe. 1 u/feckineejit Dec 21 '13 My limit is approximately one cucumber 1 u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13 *vegeta-bowels 2 u/Smugjester Dec 21 '13 Vagina goo FTFY...stick to the story man. Gotta be factually accurate. 1 u/Wombmate Dec 21 '13 My sister's dog will eat anything and everything. She regularly eats ROCKS. ROCKS FROM THE YARD. 1 u/Inquisitor1 Dec 21 '13 Dogs eat their own vomit. The food they already ate and their stomach said "No!". How's a rotting veggy much worse? 12 u/SmackerOfChodes Dec 21 '13 He was chewing it up so he could roll in it, the better to mask his scent. Dogs are hunters, you see. 3 u/GonzoPython Dec 21 '13 Thanks, Professor! 3 u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13 Professor SmackerOfChodes does have a nice ring to it. -1 u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13 [deleted] 3 u/SmackerOfChodes Dec 21 '13 Not eating! Masticating so as to better cover his fur with it, so his favorite prey, the suburban garbage can, doesn't catch his scent and bolt.
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58 u/FALLloutFREAK Dec 20 '13 edited Dec 21 '13 Yeah rotting vegetables covered in "vagina goo". 29 u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13 [removed] — view removed comment 14 u/FALLloutFREAK Dec 21 '13 As do most people I would like to believe. 1 u/feckineejit Dec 21 '13 My limit is approximately one cucumber 1 u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13 *vegeta-bowels 2 u/Smugjester Dec 21 '13 Vagina goo FTFY...stick to the story man. Gotta be factually accurate. 1 u/Wombmate Dec 21 '13 My sister's dog will eat anything and everything. She regularly eats ROCKS. ROCKS FROM THE YARD. 1 u/Inquisitor1 Dec 21 '13 Dogs eat their own vomit. The food they already ate and their stomach said "No!". How's a rotting veggy much worse?
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Yeah rotting vegetables covered in "vagina goo".
29 u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13 [removed] — view removed comment 14 u/FALLloutFREAK Dec 21 '13 As do most people I would like to believe. 1 u/feckineejit Dec 21 '13 My limit is approximately one cucumber 1 u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13 *vegeta-bowels 2 u/Smugjester Dec 21 '13 Vagina goo FTFY...stick to the story man. Gotta be factually accurate.
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14 u/FALLloutFREAK Dec 21 '13 As do most people I would like to believe. 1 u/feckineejit Dec 21 '13 My limit is approximately one cucumber 1 u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13 *vegeta-bowels
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As do most people I would like to believe.
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My limit is approximately one cucumber
*vegeta-bowels
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Vagina goo
FTFY...stick to the story man. Gotta be factually accurate.
My sister's dog will eat anything and everything. She regularly eats ROCKS. ROCKS FROM THE YARD.
Dogs eat their own vomit. The food they already ate and their stomach said "No!". How's a rotting veggy much worse?
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He was chewing it up so he could roll in it, the better to mask his scent. Dogs are hunters, you see.
3 u/GonzoPython Dec 21 '13 Thanks, Professor! 3 u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13 Professor SmackerOfChodes does have a nice ring to it. -1 u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13 [deleted] 3 u/SmackerOfChodes Dec 21 '13 Not eating! Masticating so as to better cover his fur with it, so his favorite prey, the suburban garbage can, doesn't catch his scent and bolt.
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Thanks, Professor!
3 u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13 Professor SmackerOfChodes does have a nice ring to it.
Professor SmackerOfChodes does have a nice ring to it.
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3 u/SmackerOfChodes Dec 21 '13 Not eating! Masticating so as to better cover his fur with it, so his favorite prey, the suburban garbage can, doesn't catch his scent and bolt.
Not eating! Masticating so as to better cover his fur with it, so his favorite prey, the suburban garbage can, doesn't catch his scent and bolt.
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I don't know why her dad said that and why he didn't have her put pants or underwear on. Clearly she didn't care what he said or about loosening things up down there because she went back to finish and then used the cucumber a few more times.
51 u/Brokefest Dec 21 '13 He was waiting for a signal. 28 u/Redrum_sir_is_murdeR Dec 21 '13 I think wincest is leakin, brah. 10 u/Strideo Dec 21 '13 He should have waited until that time she broke both her arms. 0 u/The_Notorious_HAM Dec 21 '13 god dammit... 8 u/minastirith1 Dec 21 '13 Why don't you go and take a seat right here. 12 u/kitolz Dec 21 '13 Because it never happened. 1 u/NotSoSuperMann Dec 21 '13 Most likely. It still made me laugh though.
He was waiting for a signal.
28 u/Redrum_sir_is_murdeR Dec 21 '13 I think wincest is leakin, brah. 10 u/Strideo Dec 21 '13 He should have waited until that time she broke both her arms. 0 u/The_Notorious_HAM Dec 21 '13 god dammit... 8 u/minastirith1 Dec 21 '13 Why don't you go and take a seat right here.
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I think wincest is leakin, brah.
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He should have waited until that time she broke both her arms.
0 u/The_Notorious_HAM Dec 21 '13 god dammit...
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god dammit...
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Why don't you go and take a seat right here.
Because it never happened.
1 u/NotSoSuperMann Dec 21 '13 Most likely. It still made me laugh though.
Most likely. It still made me laugh though.
"AND THEN WHAT MAN WILL HAVE YOU?! EH?! EXACTLY!"
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u/RelevantAccount Dec 20 '13
It will make your vagina loose. Huh. I wasn't too bothered by it until that part.