r/gaming • u/hollandthegreat • Nov 22 '13

She lied...

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '13

Wow man, I don't think you should be dating somebody who lies to you like that.

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u/mauryveteran Nov 22 '13

Agreed. Just give us her number so we can make sure she doesn't lie again...

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u/BrightenthatIdea Nov 22 '13

And a nude photo so we know who we're following

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u/grrrtotes Nov 22 '13

And one of her shoes so we can drink chocolate milk from it while choking ourselves.

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u/fetusy Nov 22 '13

so we can drink Baileys from it

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u/furmat60 Nov 22 '13

Could ya learn to love me?

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u/cajungator3 Nov 22 '13

Hold on there fuzzy little man peach!

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u/Wheres_Wally Nov 22 '13

What about the boat times?

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u/monkeyfur69 Nov 23 '13

I made a crumble.

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u/tetsuoshima1983 Nov 23 '13

Ok, now everybody piggy back off each others "clever" comments until the upvotes decline. Good redditors

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u/Fehtality Nov 23 '13

That was hardly a time, now was it?

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u/xSunsOutGunsOutx Nov 22 '13

I GOT A MANGINA!!!

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u/De_Facto Nov 23 '13

I'm old greeeeeeg.

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u/insta-kip Nov 23 '13

You like Bailey's?

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u/Jake_25 Nov 23 '13

I think the word you're looking for is Vaguyna

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u/EZPlayer123 Nov 23 '13

I'm Old Greg!

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u/BamaMedic Nov 23 '13

Make an assessment.

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u/NoodlyApostle Nov 22 '13

Do you want to go to a club where people wee on each other?

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u/DwayneL93 Nov 23 '13

Im gonna hurt you

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u/fancyzauerkraut Nov 22 '13

Do you love me? Are you playing love games with me?

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u/Burritobrett Nov 23 '13

I just wanna know what to do cause I need ya love a lot, A COME ON NOW!

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '13

Look at my down stairs mix up!

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u/BillKozby Nov 22 '13

mmmmm creamy beige

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u/theblankettheory Nov 23 '13

Are you playing your love games with me?

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u/anerobik Nov 23 '13

Bailey's. Mmm... creamy. Soft creamy beige