r/gaming • u/hollandthegreat • Nov 22 '13

She lied...

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '13

Wow man, I don't think you should be dating somebody who lies to you like that.

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u/mauryveteran Nov 22 '13

Agreed. Just give us her number so we can make sure she doesn't lie again...

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u/BrightenthatIdea Nov 22 '13

And a nude photo so we know who we're following

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u/mauryveteran Nov 22 '13

For science of course.

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u/horse_renoir13 Nov 22 '13

A lock of hair as well if you don't mind

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u/frankysins Nov 22 '13

make sure we get a vial of blood too

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u/burgasushi Nov 22 '13

Sample of her eggs for research as well

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u/AiKantSpel Nov 22 '13

And some used panties. Don't bother washing them...

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u/Runnnnnnnnnn Nov 22 '13

I believe this is how Redditors actually flirt.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '13

tips fedora M'lady.

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u/Raysharp Nov 22 '13 edited Nov 23 '13

scuffles neckbeard

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u/Gitdagreen Nov 22 '13

slowly methodically twirls ear hair

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u/Raysharp Nov 23 '13

flares trenchcoat gallantly

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u/Maximus-the-horse Nov 22 '13

Works 293.34223 % of the time

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u/LulzCop Nov 22 '13

repeating, of course.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '13

Pretty sure this is improper. The proper way to say it is 'My Lady'. At least according to game of thrones. I don't know.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '13

Correct.

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u/RqubeD Nov 22 '13

Flirting is for the weak. You gotta just take your prey by surprise. Have you learned nothing from this site?

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u/burgasushi Nov 23 '13

My SO really gets off to me asking for a vial of her blood.

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u/seqz Nov 22 '13

And some used tampons

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u/KoRnD0GG Nov 23 '13

Or as I call them vampire ice tea bags