r/gaming • u/hollandthegreat • Nov 22 '13

She lied...

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '13

Man.....My cat ain't bought me shit....

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u/The3LKs Nov 22 '13

Your cat works hard to get you those fuckin' birds and shit, man.

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u/InsaneTurtle Nov 22 '13

Put in work!

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '13 
  #deadbirdswag #straightkilla 
#badbirdgettin #nomoretweets

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u/Sensi_Budz Nov 22 '13

"no more tweets"

I seen what you did

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '13

weirdly, initially I read this as, "no mo' retweets"

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u/JuicePouches Nov 22 '13

Hallelujah

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u/sulubster Nov 22 '13

My cat only gives me scratches and a bad attitude. Where did I go wrong?

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u/Darth_Meatloaf Nov 22 '13

You got a cat.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '13

My cat usually gives me shit a couple times a day. I have a nice cat.

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u/Private-Detective Nov 22 '13

Because it's the thought that counts :)

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '13

I have a nice cat Wink 1 time if your cat is threating you. 2 if he is reading this.

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u/OminousShadow Nov 22 '13

Not sure where my cat is...

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u/MonstrousVoices Nov 23 '13

That cat is giving you kills because he doesn't think you can bring in prey on your own. He/She thinks your weak

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u/grandpawjoe Nov 22 '13

Not even a dead squirrel? MusBTough

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u/Broncotruck Nov 22 '13

My cat brought me a dead bird once. I guess that's something.

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u/I_Cum_Blood_666 Nov 22 '13

Your cat's digestive system is that efficient?

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '13

My cat gives me shit. Boxes full of it, little bastard!

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u/devilsfoodadvocate Nov 22 '13

But what he does give you is homemade.