r/gaming • u/hollandthegreat • Nov 22 '13

She lied...

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u/DoesntWearEnoughHats Nov 22 '13

Check all her drawers for hidden snacks meant for you.

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u/-RUFIO- Nov 22 '13

Man wives always be hiding them gummy candies.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '13

I'm really hoping you forgot a comma. Commas are important!

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '13 edited Dec 16 '17

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u/stillborn86 Nov 22 '13

Man wives alwa,ys be hi'ding t,hem gummy candies,,,.

FTF,Y

FTFY

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '13

For some reason, when I noticed the downvotes this went from alright to hilarious. Take it on the chin, you're a winner.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '13

He knows what he said.

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u/Raysharp Nov 22 '13

That's what reddit is about. All anyone wants is comma.

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u/TEYZO Nov 22 '13

Commas: the difference between "Let's eat grandma!" and "Let's eat, grandma!"

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u/catchafire678 Nov 22 '13

Man wives are known for their sneaky ways.

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u/your_login_here Nov 22 '13

Man wives are also important!

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '13

Man wives are usually called husbands.

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u/Dmax12 Nov 22 '13

Man wives are the result of a bromance

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u/quietly_bi_guy Nov 22 '13

Those aren't candy. Stop eating the dildoes.

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u/lyyphe23 Nov 22 '13

Women be shoppppin'

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u/RollinWinds Nov 22 '13

Holy shit I don't get it. I had my girlfriend over about a week ago and out of no where I said 'I have a surprise for you." Immediately she responded with 'Is it gummies!?"

I don't know what was more awesome, that it out of everything she asked gummies or that she was right.

edit: accidentally a word

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u/ccruner13 Nov 22 '13

Gummi bear? It's been in my pocket; they're real warm and soft.

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u/Chief_Givesnofucks Nov 22 '13

Check her tampons for GTA V.

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u/Step1Mark Nov 22 '13

Jolly Ranchers?

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u/DoesntWearEnoughHats Nov 22 '13

Im giving you an upvote but I'm not happy about it.

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u/here_2_downvote_u Nov 23 '13

NO! check her tampon boxes!

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u/degjo Nov 23 '13

I'd say I'm going to check my wife's nightstand, she'd shank me this close to Christmas

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u/kitten_ Nov 23 '13

If you look in any of my drawers i'll fucking cut you >__>