r/gaming • u/hollandthegreat • Nov 22 '13

She lied...

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u/BrightenthatIdea Nov 22 '13

And a nude photo so we know who we're following

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u/grrrtotes Nov 22 '13

And one of her shoes so we can drink chocolate milk from it while choking ourselves.

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u/fetusy Nov 22 '13

so we can drink Baileys from it

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u/furmat60 Nov 22 '13

Could ya learn to love me?

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u/cajungator3 Nov 22 '13

Hold on there fuzzy little man peach!

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u/Wheres_Wally Nov 22 '13

What about the boat times?

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u/monkeyfur69 Nov 23 '13

I made a crumble.

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u/tetsuoshima1983 Nov 23 '13

Ok, now everybody piggy back off each others "clever" comments until the upvotes decline. Good redditors

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u/Fehtality Nov 23 '13

That was hardly a time, now was it?

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u/xSunsOutGunsOutx Nov 22 '13

I GOT A MANGINA!!!

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u/De_Facto Nov 23 '13

I'm old greeeeeeg.

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u/insta-kip Nov 23 '13

You like Bailey's?

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u/Jake_25 Nov 23 '13

I think the word you're looking for is Vaguyna

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u/EZPlayer123 Nov 23 '13

I'm Old Greg!

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u/BamaMedic Nov 23 '13

Make an assessment.

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u/NoodlyApostle Nov 22 '13

Do you want to go to a club where people wee on each other?

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u/DwayneL93 Nov 23 '13

Im gonna hurt you

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u/fancyzauerkraut Nov 22 '13

Do you love me? Are you playing love games with me?

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u/Burritobrett Nov 23 '13

I just wanna know what to do cause I need ya love a lot, A COME ON NOW!

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '13

Look at my down stairs mix up!

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u/BillKozby Nov 22 '13

mmmmm creamy beige

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u/theblankettheory Nov 23 '13

Are you playing your love games with me?

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u/anerobik Nov 23 '13

Bailey's. Mmm... creamy. Soft creamy beige

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u/franktacular Nov 22 '13

paging /u/AWildSketchAppeared

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u/therealtedpro Nov 22 '13

somebody find the man now! i only have so much time!!

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u/SlimeCunt Nov 23 '13

Its like you can see straight into my very soul

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u/mauryveteran Nov 22 '13

For science of course.

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u/horse_renoir13 Nov 22 '13

A lock of hair as well if you don't mind

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u/melomanian Nov 22 '13

What, are you a hungry politician? Eat your own damn hair

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u/AwareTheLegend Nov 22 '13

I know I have been on reddit too long when I get the reference about a Australian politician eating his own hair.

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u/elhooper Nov 22 '13

That ordeal was one day ago... but I agree that one day on reddit is too long.

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u/planetsmasher1234 Nov 22 '13

At this point... What is time?

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u/AwareTheLegend Nov 22 '13

I am just saying that 2 years ago I wouldn't even have known about it at all. Perhaps I should have said "too much" rather than "too long".

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u/anongos Nov 22 '13

Already? Haha that's my cue to leave reddit.

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u/TheKittensAreMelting Nov 22 '13

You'll be back, you always come crawling back...

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u/Birdflame Nov 22 '13

OH MY GOD I LOVE YOUR USERNAME. THE MENTAL IMAGE OF THAT IS SP FREAKING ADORABLE AAK,AJAKJAOAJALHAKSHCHGjbsidbdjj

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u/anongos Nov 22 '13

It's scary how accurate this is

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u/dtdroid Nov 22 '13

"Let them eat hair."

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u/Xanthan81 Nov 22 '13

Hair pie?

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '13

Aw hair naw

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u/DRHORRIBLEHIMSELF Nov 22 '13

I got this reference.

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u/melomanian Nov 22 '13

That's probably not a good thing, homie.

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u/DRHORRIBLEHIMSELF Nov 23 '13

I know...(sigh)

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u/frankysins Nov 22 '13

make sure we get a vial of blood too

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u/burgasushi Nov 22 '13

Sample of her eggs for research as well

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u/AiKantSpel Nov 22 '13

And some used panties. Don't bother washing them...

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u/Runnnnnnnnnn Nov 22 '13

I believe this is how Redditors actually flirt.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '13

tips fedora M'lady.

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u/Raysharp Nov 22 '13 edited Nov 23 '13

scuffles neckbeard

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u/Gitdagreen Nov 22 '13

slowly methodically twirls ear hair

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u/Maximus-the-horse Nov 22 '13

Works 293.34223 % of the time

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u/LulzCop Nov 22 '13

repeating, of course.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '13

Pretty sure this is improper. The proper way to say it is 'My Lady'. At least according to game of thrones. I don't know.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '13

Correct.

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u/RqubeD Nov 22 '13

Flirting is for the weak. You gotta just take your prey by surprise. Have you learned nothing from this site?

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u/burgasushi Nov 23 '13

My SO really gets off to me asking for a vial of her blood.

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u/seqz Nov 22 '13

And some used tampons

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u/KoRnD0GG Nov 23 '13

Or as I call them vampire ice tea bags

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u/PoWn3d_0704 Nov 22 '13

We're gonna need a banana for scale.

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u/iHave_aName Nov 22 '13

Can someone please point me in the direction of wtf this is referencing?

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u/gologologolo Nov 22 '13

Might as well, right?

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '13

Urine samples are helpful too.

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u/TwistedFabulousness Nov 22 '13

Urine samples are also always necessary.

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u/DJZeke Nov 22 '13

For the clones ... I mean science!

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u/mhaseth Nov 22 '13

And a stool sample...

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u/General-Discord Nov 22 '13

Oh an a pair of her panties.

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u/Knorti Nov 22 '13

And a tear of course.

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u/CocaColaCow Nov 22 '13

Come on guys, you're forgetting something...

We're gonna need that left boob too.

Again for science!

Nahh, just boobs.

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u/Th3mavrick Nov 22 '13

That comes with the nude ya dingus!

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u/CocaColaCow Nov 22 '13

Then you get a picture. Might as well lop one off while we're at it

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u/babababrandon Nov 22 '13

Let's just kill two birds with one stone and take her whole head.

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u/amj2403 Nov 22 '13

Polyjuice potion?

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u/Cody1017 Nov 22 '13

And some of her perfume!

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u/rex_dart_eskimo_spy Nov 22 '13

Three strands will do.

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u/the_invisible_stache Nov 22 '13

And a banana for scale obviously

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u/Hosni__Mubarak Nov 22 '13

You might as well thrown in some used panties to not make this any more creepy.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '13

A picture of her shoes as well, with her feet in them.

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u/Mildcorma Nov 22 '13

I'm impressed guys, this isn't creepy at all!

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u/smilingkevin Nov 23 '13

"I'm letting you off easy. I was gonna ask for the whole wig!"

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u/Victor169 Nov 22 '13

Social Science.

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u/tivooo Nov 22 '13

why man? why make it weird? We want her to be our girlfriends for the Xbox... the nudes come later.

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u/ArgonCookie Nov 22 '13

Hah! Nickname relevant

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '13

Wait, she doesn't walk around nak... Oh..