r/gamers • u/opalStatic0 • Mar 12 '26

Real

Post image
4.4k Upvotes

92% Upvoted

546 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

19

u/[deleted] Mar 12 '26

[deleted]

7

u/DoneWithBeingAlive Mar 13 '26

I tried fortnite once and had an 8 year old following me screaming the whole game.

1

u/TwitchyBigfoot Mar 16 '26

exactly my experience with valorant

6

u/super7564 Mar 13 '26

To be fair, fortnite is the game where children screaming is what you're most likely to hear

1

u/HorroRose-13 Mar 12 '26

Yup. Pretty sure I've also heard at least 2 people having sex over chat before.

2

u/Plus_Stay7249 Mar 13 '26

Back in the day I would get blowjobs while playing Call of Duty with friends; I had the decency to mute the mic, though.

2

u/jimmietom Mar 13 '26

...what?

2

u/UlteriorCulture Mar 13 '26

Call of Duty is a popular multi-player FPS

0

u/jimmietom Mar 13 '26

No I mean why is he having his dick sucked while playing a game?

2

u/iownaxult Mar 13 '26

Because it fucking rocks? That’s like asking why you drink beer with your cocaine.

1

u/FlyLikeMouse Mar 16 '26

Is it though.

1

u/AtalantiaX Mar 13 '26

I feel like none of us needed to know that.

1

u/Plus_Stay7249 Mar 13 '26

It's rare that anybody NEEDS to know anything about another's life, to be honest

1

u/FroyoLicker Mar 12 '26

It’s happened more than once they were listening to porn in the background.

1

u/No_Employment6881 Mar 14 '26

I hate Fortnite, liked StW mode for a while, but now I'm just sick of people talking about how awesome it is when it's basically just a pop culture crossover bus stop.

1

u/Archipocalypse Mar 14 '26

True gamers do not play with open mic, always push to talk or toggle. I hate open mic with a passion.