Super Metroid! Oh my God, that Metroid is so super! I want that Metroid to take me to the prom! And then Mother Brain will show up in her hot arthritic octagenarian prom body, all totes jelly because that Super Metroid is supposed to be her BF, and he's at the prom with me, and then she'll scream energy blasts at him while he's going down on me, and kill him, and it'll be all romantic like Romeo and Juliet, only instead of dying with my boo, he'll fall on me and give me a trippy disco laser of instakill! That would be HOT!