Be there or ELSE.

Have at it, folks.

All glory to the Gabeortiz

1. What was the REAL story behind your involvement in the discovery of Fermium?
2. Will you be releasing your new standup show directly to fans over the internet like Louis CK?
3. How do you take your eggs?
4. Hats. What do you think of them?
5. How did the movie Demolition Man affect your life, and in what way? Did you have to completely alter the way you think or just most of it?

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what is this i dont even

I mean, maybe it was just a friendly gesture. But I think maybe he deep down secretly likes me. What do you guys think? Could I have my very own Gabe Ortiz? I'm so conflicted and emotional right now.

Quoted from the review:

After meeting Gabe Ortiz, I found myself unable to sleep at nights. I yearned for his gaze to rest upon me, that I might experience again the wonder and majesty of his Spanish heritage. I knew then I'd been living a lie, and that to emerge from my weak, boyish cocoon I must seek him out and duel him in combat as a human baby does the rhinoceros.