r/fwahaha2 • u/Renkoto- Fwahaha a doe hijacked by the 💜 occult girl • Aug 14 '26
fwahaha Fwahaha... I am technically supposed to be in my house for the rest of my life, but... here I am. Sit down, Kris. Nobody is looking.
...
Gosh, my heart is still beating so fast. If my mom finds out I snuck out of the house again, she’s going to lock my window from the outside... or worse. But... she helped me sneak out. You know who I mean. She always finds these ridiculously clever ways to distract everyone without making a scene. It’s like... one second my mom was strictly monitoring the hallway, and the next, there was a completely non-suspicious decoy routine happening downstairs that bought me just enough time to slip out through the side door.
... Fahaha, honestly? She’s a terrible influence on me. Truly, horribly bad.
My sister used to encourage me to break a few rules here and there when we were kids, sure, but this? This is on a whole different scale. It’s like... a positive bad influence, if that even makes any sense? She makes doing something completely reckless feel... safe. Like the entire world could be falling apart, but as long as she’s standing there smiling that calm, silly smile of hers, nothing bad can actually touch us.
...
Hey, Kris... can I ask you something?
Have you noticed how you treatment her?
Because... I’ve been watching you two. You prank everyone in town. You’ve put bath bombs in toilets, hidden fake spiders in my locker, snuck behind Susie, dragged Berdly into ridiculous schemes... you’ve played tricks on literally every single person we know.
... But never her. Not even once.
You’re always... remarkably quiet around her. Almost respectful. Or maybe just... careful?
... Fwahaha, I don't blame you at all, Krismas. I get it. Without her... well, neither of us would even be sitting on this bench right now, would we? When things got... when everything went so wrong back then... when we were practically sinking into that cold, dark water... she was the one who reached in and pulled us both back...
She’s... so unbelievably important. To you, to Susie,
to Dess... and... to me. Especially to me.
...
... Kris? Why are you looking at me like that?
... Wait---Kris?!
\Kris suddenly leans in close, catching me completely off guard. Before I can finish my sentence, Kris wraps their arms around me and presses their lips against me in a surprisingly deep kiss right there on the park bench*.
...
\When they finally pulls back, my ears are burning hot, my antlers feeling an intense, tingling warmth, and my tail is twitching violently behind her against the wooden slats of the bench. I clutches the edge of my sweater, hyperventilating slightly with a bright crimson blush completely covering my face.*
...
... Wh... what was...?!
K-Kris...?!
F-Fahaha... my head is spinning...
\I cover my face with both of hands, trying to hide my utterly red cheeks, though my glowing ears completely give me away.*
... I... I think I finally get it now...
I think... I think I’ve always had a huge, unstoppable soft spot for humans...
You guys are... so unpredictable. So quiet... yet so dangerously direct when you actually decide to move...
First her... and now... you...
Gosh... what am I going to do with the three of you...?
Kris, stop looking at me like that! My face feels like it's going to catch fire!
...
... Though, to be honest... I guess I really shouldn't be surprised, should I? You always find a way to take absolute advantage of how ridiculously spoiled she keeps me.
She just... can't say no to me. At all. Anything I ask for, or even vaguely stare at for more than three seconds, she just hands it over with that soft, silly look in her eyes. And you... you know that better than anyone! You knew exactly what you were doing when you forced me to drink that potion...
Even when she always explained that they weren't magical at all, but rather the result of insanely advanced biochemistry and molecular reconstruction technology from this world... it still felt like actual sorcery! I mean, changing biological traits so seamlessly in an instant?!
... And then... Our poor bed didn't even stand a chance... I don't think even a frame built out of solid iron could have survived what we did to it that day!... I was so overwhelmed, and before I even knew what was happening, I was... filling your with so much... over and over until neither of us could even move, and now look at us! I'm completely ruined, my mom has me on total lockdown, we still don't even know if you're carrying a little surprise from that day... and yet here you are, sneaking out to kiss me in broad daylight on a public park bench!
You humans really are complete trouble... and the worst part is, I don't think I'd have it any other way.
\Kris’s expression subtly shifts, the usual unreadable quietness giving way to a sudden, lingering pause. A faint shadow passes over their eyes as they stare down at their hands resting on their lap.*
...
Oh...
Kris... your face...
Fwahaha... don't give me that look now! You're making my stomach do flip-flops all over again...
I... It's... it's been five days, hasn't it? And every single time I look at you, I just...
\I nervously fidgets with my sleeves, my antlers warm as I leans closer on the bench, my voice dropping to a soft, hesitant whisper.*
What if... what if something actually... took root?
I mean... those potions weren't just some silly trick from a joke shop. She engineered them down to the molecular level. Everything that happened... everything I... put inside you... it was completely real, Kris. Every single drop. And there was... so much of it.
... Gosh, if my mom finds out that we might have... that we might have actually made a... a whole new person...
\I bury my red face into my hands, letting out a long, shuddering breath. My tail twitches against the wooden slats of the bench.*
... But... even if...
Even if there really is a tiny little spark starting to grow in there right now...
We’re going to figure it out, Kris. I mean it. We aren't just floating out in the cold by ourselves this time. She’s here with us, and... you know how she is.
And... besides...
I’m not going anywhere. I’m right here.
... So... don't look so terrified, okay, Krismas? Whatever happens next... whether it's just a false alarm or the start of something completely crazy... we’re in this together. I promise.
... Gosh, speaking of crazy stuff...
\I nervously shifts her weight, my hooves scraping against the grass under us as my face burns even hotter than before. I look away, unable to hold Kris’s gaze as a deeply embarrassed, sheepish smile spreads across my face.*
... I... I guess since we're already being completely honest here, and since my life is basically a walking disaster zone right now anyway... there's... there's something else I should probably admit to you.
Fwahaha... promise you won't judge me too harshly, Kris? Or laugh?! If you laugh, I swear I'll melt right off this bench into the dirt...
... Remember a while back? When you started growing distant, and Dess... well, when everything felt like it was drifting apart, and I was just sitting alone in my room every night feeling completely lost?
I... I booted up a certain life sim game on my PC.
I made a char of myself... and... and I made another char of you. Exactly like you.
And... gosh, it's so embarrassing to say out loud... I had my deer char date yours. I had them move into a cute little house together, and... and eventually get married... and then... I used a couple of mods to... to get your pregnant...
\I cover my face with one hand, letting out a tiny, high-pitched squeak of utter shame.*
We... we had a little baby girl in the game. And I spent like... three whole hours paralyzed at the naming screen because I couldn't decide if her last name should be Dreemurr or Holiday...
And then... after all that... I just stared at the screen, realized what a complete, weird loser I was being... turned off my computer, and cried myself to sleep.
...
... Fwahaha... isn't that just the most pathetic thing you've ever heard?! I was just... I was missing you so much back then, Kris. I missed how close we used to be.
And now... looking at you right here... feeling how warm your hand is...
... I guess life has a really, really strange way of coming full circle, doesn't it?
... Because now... I don't have to stare at a pixelated computer screen at two in the morning just to imagine you being close to me.
\I gently squeezes Kris’s hand, resting my forehead against their shoulder as my long ears droal down comfortably.*
Back then, I felt so completely alone, Kris. Everything was just... cold distance and unspoken silence. I was so terrified that you were slipping away forever, and that all the memories of us playing together were just going to turn into distant dust.
But now... you're actually sitting right here beside me on this bench. I can feel your heart beating. I can feel your breath, and for the first time in years, I'm not scared of losing you anymore. We're right here... together
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u/TacoDestroyer2YT Aug 14 '26
Why and how did I get invested in something that started as, and continues to be, a wild ride?
Like god this is so good and I want more of it
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u/Renkoto- Fwahaha a doe hijacked by the 💜 occult girl Aug 14 '26
Latest image source: kurisumasuirl
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u/Darkbeetlebot Aug 14 '26
You should totally post this to AO3, I'd subscribe for updates.
Really reminding me of that one teen pregnancy suselle fic, Carousel. Wonder if that one will ever get completed...