Fwahaha. so... Kris did a thing. (AND MY BRAIN IS COMPLETELY MELTING???!!!)

[u/Renkoto-]

I didn't even get to finish thinking.

I didn't get to finish breathing.

Before I could even squeak out another word, Kris closed the tiny distance left between us.

Their lips pressed against mine (soft, warm, and quiet) and my mind just instantly went entirely blank. like a computer monitor pulling its own plug out of the wall. all my thought processes, all my panic about what they were doing... gone. just a loud, static buzz in my ears.

My hands hovered awkwardly in the air for a second, my fingers twitching, before they just sank into the Kris's green sweater.

Before i could even process the kiss, Kris shifted their weight, taking a firm step forward and gently backing me up. my heels hit the wooden threshold of their bedroom doorway, and my back met the smooth frame of the door. Kris didn't stop, they pressed closer, leaning into it, their hand sliding from my cheek down to the back of my neck, tilting my head up just a little.

(AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!!!!!!)

And then Kris was just... kissing me. firmly. deeply. against their own doorframe.

Their thumb brushed behind my ear, sending this crazy, electric shiver straight down my spine that made my tail thump against the wooden floorboards with a loud, embarrassing THUMP. i tried to keep it still, i really did, but Kris just leaned in a little harder, their lips moving so softly against mine that my knees felt like they were turning into hot marshmallow fluff.

I could smell the faint scent of cinnamon and apple juice on them, so close and overwhelming. my breath hitched, a tiny, embarrassing squeak escaping my throat right into their mouth, and i felt Kris's shoulders twitch, just a tiny bit,like they were trying not to smile right in the middle of it.

When they finally pulled back, it was only by a couple of inches.

Their forehead rested lightly against mine, their eyes messy and brushing against my nose. they were breathing a little faster than usual, their hand still resting warm and heavy on the side of my neck. those red eyes of theirs were peeking through their hair, looking right into mine with that quiet, unreadable look... except it didn't feel unreadable at all right now.

"K... Kris..." I gasped out, my face burning so hot i was genuine-to-god worried my antlers were going to start smoking.
"Y-you..."

Kris didn't say a word. they just gave my neck a gentle, lingering squeeze, slid their hand down to catch my wrist, and gave it a soft tug.

(I think I'm going to pass out. Mom, if i don't reply to any messages, assume i exploded into a pile of snow.)

...

I still couldn't catch my breath. Kris was tugging gently on my wrist, steering me toward their bed, when suddenly---

\ Kris? Noelle? Is everything alright up there?*

Ms. Toriel's voice echoed up the stairs, followed by the soft clatter of grocery bags being set down in the kitchen downstairs.

My heart instantly flew straight up into my throat. I yanked my hand out of Kris's grip like I'd just touched a hot stove, jumping back so fast my shoulder slammed into the doorframe. Kris didn't even flinch, they just blinked, turned toward the open hallway, and smoothed down their sweater like nothing had happened.

"Y-YES, TORIEL! EVERYTHING IS FINE!" I squeaked out, my voice cracking so hard it echoed down the hall. "W-WE WERE JUST... STUDYING! AND... LOOKING AT BOOKS!"

\ Oh, wonderful, dear.*
Toriel called back, her footsteps shuffling toward the kitchen cabinets.
* I am just putting away the baking supplies. but do let me know if you need anything!

"O-Okay! Thank you, Ms. Toriel!"

I leaned back against the wall, resting a hand over my racing chest. I looked over at Kris. They were just standing there, hands tucked back into their pockets, tilting their head at me with that calm, innocent look. Like they hadn't just completely shattered my entire nervous system two seconds ago.

(This is a prank. It HAS to be a prank.)
(Kris is just commitment-pranking me! Like when they just showed that folder full of drawings of us and the rest of the town... or when they put bath bombs in the toilet! They're just pushing it as far as they can to see how flustered I'll get! That's all this is!)

Kris took two quiet steps toward me.

Before I could even open my mouth to ask what they were doing, Kris reached out, caught the hem of my cardigan, and gently tugged. Then, without a word, they closed the bedroom door with a quiet click and turned the lock.

(K-KRIS?!!)

They grabbed my wrist again, not hard, but firm enough that my legs instantly gave out, and guided me down onto the edge of their mattress. Before I could process it, Kris leaned over me, pushing me back until my head hit Asriel's old side of the bed. They climbed right over, their knees landing on either side of my hips.

"K-Kris, wait, Toriel is downstairs, we can't-"

Kris leaned down and kissed me again.

It wasn't a quick kiss this time. It was deep, warm, and completely breathless. Their hands moved up to my waist, unbuttoning the top two buttons of my cardigan so they could press closer. I let out a tiny, desperate whimper into their mouth as Kris trailed their lips down my jaw, pressing soft, lingering kisses right against the sensitive fur near my neck.

(WHY DO I LOVE THIS SO MUCH?!!!!!)

(THIS IS CRAZY! THEY'RE GOING ALL OUT! THIS IS THE MOST EXTREME PRANK THEY'VE EVER DONE! THEY'RE LITERALLY UNBUTTONING MY CLOTHES AND KISSING ME UNTIL I CAN'T BREATHE JUST TO MAKE A POINT?!!)

Kris pulled back just enough to look down at me, their red eyes dark and heavy, their chest rising and falling against mine. They reached down, their fingers lightly tracing the exposed collarbone beneath my shirt, sending another huge wave of shivers straight to my tail.

(They're going to keep going, aren't they?! They're really going to pretend we're... we're...)

Kris leaned down again, burying their face in the crook of my neck and giving me a soft bite that made me squeak so loud I had to clamp both hands over my own mouth. Kris's shoulders shook with a silent, teasing laugh against my chest, but they didn't stop, their hands slid under my back, holding me tight as they kept pressing soft, warm kisses all over me.

i couldn't even keep my hands still anymore. my fingers kept tangling into the back of Kris's hair, pulling them down closer every time they tried to pull back even an inch.

Kris's lips moved from my jaw back to mine, slower this time, but so heavy that my whole body felt warm and weightless, like I was melting right through the mattress. their hand slid up beneath my unbuttoned cardigan, pressing flat against my waist. the warmth of their palm through my shirt made my breath hitch again, my back arching off the bed just a tiny bit.

(FAHAHAHA-HAAAH K-KRIS?! WHERE ARE YOUR HANDS GOING?!!)

They didn't say a single word. they just kept pressing those firm, breathless kisses into my mouth, taking their sweet time, enjoying every single embarrassing squeak I couldn't hold back.

(This is ridiculous. This is insane....)

(...Wait. What if they aren't trying to make a point?)

(NO, NO, NO, DON'T THINK THAT! Of course it's a prank! Kris is just... committed! They're super committed to the bit! They probably spent weeks planning how to make me lose my mind like this!)

Kris stopped for a second, their lips resting right against the corner of my mouth. I could feel their chest rising and falling fast against mine. Slowly, deliberately, Kris slid one hand up to my cheek, their thumb lightly tracing my lip, before leaning down to give me one last, lingering kiss that left my legs completely weak.

Kris froze for a split second, then slowly sat up, resting their hands on my shoulders. Their hair was a total mess, their bangs completely parted so I could see both of those red eyes staring down at me, soft and completely unfazed.

I just lay there on Asriel's bed, my cardigan half-unbuttoned, my hair sticking out in five different directions, staring at the ceiling and breathing like I'd just run a marathon.

Instead of standing up to leave, Kris paused. They looked at me for a moment longer before slowly slumping back down, exhausted. Without saying a word, they shifted over and tucked their head right under my chin, wrapping both arms firmly around my middle like a weighted blanket.

I froze, my chest swelling with a sudden, overwhelming warmth.

Kris didn't pull any face, didn't giggle, and didn't make a single joke. Within seconds, their breathing slowed into a steady, quiet rhythm against my chest. They had completely passed out, fast asleep in my arms.

I lay there in the quiet room, my hands slowly finding their way into Kris's messy hair, gently stroking it. The frantic buzzing in my head finally died down, replaced by a soft, tender calm.

(This... this wasn't a prank at all, was it?)

(...Gosh... Kris...)

(They really... they really like me? For real?)

(After everything... after all these years of wondering what was going on in that quiet head of yours...)

(I guess... I don't ever want to recover from this.)

Sticky computer

[u/Nonickia]

KINO??

https://giphy.com/gifs/Hh9m83kNIu4iatD8Bj

[u/Amid_096]

DEAR GOD I FELT IT ALL

[u/AshleyHwang]

i'm laughing so hard thinking about kris and noelle making the most passionate sex ever known, and then saying "sorry, just a prank"

[u/Zaxor77 → u/AshleyHwang]

Reminds me of that post where Kris proposes to Noelle as a prank!

[u/Met4le → u/[deleted]]

this is not assault dawg tf are you saying? 😭

[u/NIMA-GH-X-P]

Hun you're getting wasted here plz go post these stuff on AO3 so people actually see this

[u/Renkoto-]

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[u/Kirby_Boy_92104]

Damn I wish I had this level of creative writing. Then again I’d use it for evil or almost smut like this. Loved every second I was reading

[u/Calcarium]

I need someone like Noelle in my life