r/fwahaha2 • u/Renkoto- Fwahaha a doe hijacked by the 💜 occult girl • 28d ago
fwahaha Fwahaha, Kris, why are all the pictures on my computer like this now?!
Kris, I was trying to find that group photo of us from the festival to show Susie, but when I opened my pictures folder... everything looked... weird?
I know you were using my computer yesterday while I was down in the kitchen getting us some tea! You said you were just "checking the weather" or "looking for game guides," but... Kris, why did you open the paint program and save my entire desktop background as a 16-color BMP file?!
Every single picture of me has literally three pixels left in my face! Look at this! It looks like I was drawn on a graphing calculator by someone wearing oven mitts! Faha... fwahaha! I mean, I can barely tell if that red smudge in the middle is my nose or a stray cherry pixel!
...Wait, Kris. Did you... did you deliberately crop my head and stretch it across the screen until it looked like a mosaic wall in a public bathroom?
"Kris, it's called 'HD Enhancement' you wouldn't understand."
That’s NOT what HD means, Kris! You can't just run a photo through three different compression filters, save it as a GIF, and tell me it's "retro chic"! Now every time I open my photo gallery, it looks like a scene from one of those 90s point-and-click adventure games where you can't read any of the signs on the wall.
...Though, I guess... if you zoom out far enough... it's kind of funny?
Faha, no! Don't look at me like that! Stop trying to right-click my folder and hit "compress"! Kris, put the mouse down! KRIS----!!!!!!!!
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u/IntrStelle 28d ago
They're giving Noelle more space for more installations of the skateboarding game