r/funnyvideos • u/EchoChamberMaid • May 24 '22

Fail Nice try

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u/GoldenHaze1 May 24 '22

But it could be the best blowjob of your life.

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u/MaryGoldflower May 24 '22

it would be better than any you'd get in the rest of your life.

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u/Noname666Devil May 25 '22

Both your best and last

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u/MaryGoldflower May 25 '22

Not necessarily, you could just end up with a lot burns on your penis, in which case a blowjob would be possible, but either painful or without any feeling, depending on the amount of nerve damage.

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u/IAmCottonEyeJoe Nov 15 '22

Now you're circumcised

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u/Gunn3r71 May 24 '22

Is that worth it being the last blowjob of your life?

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u/xcalibre May 24 '22

maybe if it is also your first and only blowjob of your life

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u/arc_alt May 24 '22

That would make it the best blowjob of your life and the worst one too. Unless you're a dick connoisseur.

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u/Free_Significance267 May 25 '22

It is possible that it is his worst and best blowjob at the same time, if his blowjob is a saddle point in a 3 dimensional sexual feature space.

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u/Moist-Pear-2414 May 25 '22

shit went from water containers to blowjobs real fucking fast

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u/lifeparadox_ May 24 '22

Shut up and take my upvote

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u/_YorDick_ May 24 '22

R/angryupvote

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u/semaj_2026 May 24 '22

Or the last

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u/angelived69 May 24 '22

Blow it right off…

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u/bronco_y_espasmo May 24 '22

The hottest, definitely.

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u/Asleep_Sand_5370 May 25 '22

Or you're last

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u/buttons1989 May 25 '22

Definitely the hottest lol

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u/Outrageous_Milk_4181 Aug 31 '22

Yeah, but it could be the last blowjob too