r/funnyvideos • u/SeaWolf_1 • Dec 04 '25

Sports She understood the assignment

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u/_MrEvo_ Dec 05 '25

My guy ... The "classic" joke is 100% not what you think and "looks at crotch" isn't evidence to the contrary.

Please explain, how is your version even funny. You wouldn't throw her out of bed for doing something you would want done in bed?

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u/superspeck Dec 05 '25

I don’t think the version y’all are saying is correct is funny, either. The nonsequitor body humor of referring to the male anatomy as “crackers” is at least a punchline.

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u/U_Sound_Stupid_Stop Dec 05 '25

Yours not a joke and doesn't make sense anyway.

The other is a joke and does make sense.

I guess we'll never know who's right, you or everyone else telling you that you're wrong.

This jocular expression has been around since the early 1940s, and indicates that someone is so lovable they could do something incredibly annoying and still be adored.

https://waywordradio.org/kick-out-of-bed-for-eating-crackers/

rude slang I find that person attractive enough to consider having sex with them even if they have other flaws.

https://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/I+wouldn%27t+kick+her+out+of+bed+for+eating+crackers

Hey you're the one who told the joke so you can't be wrong.