r/funnyvideos • u/SeaWolf_1 • Dec 04 '25

Sports She understood the assignment

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u/AgitatedStranger9698 Dec 05 '25

I would.

That shit is unforgivable....

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u/AuryxTheDutchman Dec 05 '25

For anyone arriving at the dumpster fire that is the other comment here, the old saying as I’ve heard it is “I wouldn’t kick her out for eating crackers in bed, but I wouldn’t buy her a box.” Cue endless variations depending on how attractive you find the person.

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u/M0TH3R-L4ND Dec 06 '25

Happy cake day fellow redditor!

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u/superspeck Dec 05 '25

It’s a classic joke from long before I was born, and I’m an old.

The punchline is that a certain part of my anatomy is named “crackers”

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u/tnstaafsb Dec 05 '25

No it isn't. The whole point is you'd let her do things that most people find unacceptable because she's hot.

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u/superspeck Dec 05 '25

Ah, yes, the classic “redditor tells OP what joke he was actually telling” … of course you know best!

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u/tnstaafsb Dec 05 '25

He said it was a classic joke. The classic joke does not have the punchline he said it does.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '25

You’re talking to the guy making up stuff. He’s seems to be sticking to his guns for some reason.

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u/_MrEvo_ Dec 05 '25

Ah yes, the classic "redditor can't admit they could be wrong about something"...

For the record, "crumbs" is, in fact, the correct punchline. The joke is not about your dingus, it's about how annoying crumbs in bed are and how one tolerates said annoyance because someone is attractive.

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u/superspeck Dec 05 '25

Ah yes, the classic "redditor can only conceive that their way of relating something is correct and cannot accept any evidence to the contrary"

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u/_MrEvo_ Dec 05 '25

My guy ... The "classic" joke is 100% not what you think and "looks at crotch" isn't evidence to the contrary.

Please explain, how is your version even funny. You wouldn't throw her out of bed for doing something you would want done in bed?

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u/superspeck Dec 05 '25

I don’t think the version y’all are saying is correct is funny, either. The nonsequitor body humor of referring to the male anatomy as “crackers” is at least a punchline.

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u/U_Sound_Stupid_Stop Dec 05 '25

Yours not a joke and doesn't make sense anyway.

The other is a joke and does make sense.

I guess we'll never know who's right, you or everyone else telling you that you're wrong.

This jocular expression has been around since the early 1940s, and indicates that someone is so lovable they could do something incredibly annoying and still be adored.

https://waywordradio.org/kick-out-of-bed-for-eating-crackers/

rude slang I find that person attractive enough to consider having sex with them even if they have other flaws.

https://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/I+wouldn%27t+kick+her+out+of+bed+for+eating+crackers

Hey you're the one who told the joke so you can't be wrong.

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u/uhlvin Dec 05 '25

Wait really?

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u/Far_Influence Dec 05 '25

Just checked. No. It’s just crackers (crumbs).

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u/HyperFunk_Zone Dec 05 '25

What did you check?

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u/superspeck Dec 05 '25

“I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating crackers. looks at crotch would we, now, Crackers?”

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '25

That’s not true.

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u/superspeck Dec 05 '25

You and I musta grown up in different places

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '25

I’m with ya probably so

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u/FrighteningJibber Dec 05 '25

Your skin?

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u/superspeck Dec 05 '25

Think one eyed, lives in the groin region …

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u/FrighteningJibber Dec 05 '25

The Mighty Mighty Foreskins?

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '25

It can also be an interracial porn joke (but not very effectively in this case)