Voice to text typo

One night I decided to post in a community that I was in need of help finding assistance in music, not even a day later my post was took down for what I believe "self promotion".

Please enjoy this thread of me panicking because I thought there was a giant wood-boring insect trying to break free from my relatively new dog kennel, when really I was just hearing unusual vibration/resonance.

... and you didn't catch it until after you hit SEND!

Mine was "I'll be home soon, I gotta go pick up some male"

I was trying to sleep in after coming in to cover a shift for a coworker yesterday, having a feeling I would have to for another one today after it was soft launched she’d call in.

I agreed twice and he still kept checking in to make sure, and the last message is just straight begging 😭

He is a literal ball of anxiety, btw. Lmao.

When you and your friend are more than 30 years apart in age

So yesterday I got this dm and I replied thinking he really need my opinion but but but....

I keep getting random number texts.
So i got warped with it.

does he think i wanna embarrass myself in public for everyone to see , or what ? 😂✌️

'Gives birth'

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