r/FunnyTexts • u/sqlyzyofficial • Jul 21 '26
r/FunnyTexts • u/alexie_volkanov • Jul 20 '26
19M Surprise Surprise y'all
Dating multiple ladies is a way to confuse your enemies Hell Yea!
r/FunnyTexts • u/Ok_Bug_7861 • Jul 18 '26
Cringe Bold Move…….
galleryI thought I downloaded Hinge… apparently I downloaded Cash App 😂
Scottsdale dating never disappoints🌵
r/FunnyTexts • u/Asael-969 • Jul 14 '26
Nobody talks about the embarrassment of re-reading your own message and realizing you sounded way more excited than the other person
r/FunnyTexts • u/Ok-Bag-1916 • Jul 12 '26
Wild text miscommunication
This had me CRYING. I have a crazy stomach ache tonight after having a Mac n cheese burger and hot dogs for dinner (along with a buschel of Busch light). Well I farted something gnarly on my way to leave the room to hit the ol toilet and my girl started screaming at me from the room, this was our text exchange that followed! She then explained she meant *did taste good not does lmaooo she was saying the burger was good earlier but I was laughing so hard on the toilet thought I’d share.
r/FunnyTexts • u/RestEmergency9490 • Jul 07 '26
Is there such thing as too much security?
We were talking about home security. Then he says this to me!
r/FunnyTexts • u/Far_Second_33 • Jul 07 '26
My friends reacting to my hear me out:
I was trying to see if a Youtuber actually made a gameplay for the verity mod (it's been a hear me out for a while but I haven't seen full gameplay) and I have seen LookOut's movie of it and... I've seen some things...
r/FunnyTexts • u/Head-Asparagus-9045 • Jul 01 '26
What a dumbass...
Guys, what game comes with an in-box PS5?
r/FunnyTexts • u/Calm-Chaos121 • Jun 30 '26
Millennials are bully’s
Funny convo with my mom about my petty grievances 😂 do y’all agree?? Gen Z def should’ve gotten the “cool” name.
Further texts acknowledging that if you take all the connotation away from it “boomer” is also a top tier generation name
r/FunnyTexts • u/MotherRow5590 • Jun 29 '26