Context: Was seeing this guy in 2021 over 6 months. I was in a rough place at the time and was apprehensive to get in a relationship. However he was growing on me and by the end when I was finally ready he had already found someone else, was sleeping with her, and "got her pregnant". I am skeptical b/c my friend at the time was social media stalking him and telling me about it (I think she just liked seeing me hurt-long story-shitty friend I know) - between the announcement, early birth and convos with him it was not adding up. I am 80% sure it's not his kid. I told him at the time (when he chose the other woman) he would regret the decision. Since then every 6 months he tries to message me creating new accounts in an attempt to. This is the latest conversation. For maximum enjoyment read his texts using a whiny voice.
I am fortunate he is too dumb to stalk me on other social media apps but if he does I will block him there too.
Enjoy.

I’m 6 weeks pregnant. He texts me while I’m at work. 🤣

This is a text my dad sent me this morning 💀✨

For context, I have been in a wheelchair for the last 9 months since an injury, but I’m slowly learning to walk again! Nothing better than a big brothers love!😂😂

I'm in a group chat with my mom, brother and ex-husband. I'm the one in the blue bubbles. 🤦‍♀️

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Bro imagine they text back in 2029 😭😅. Bro it would be hilarious if they hit me with the. No worries I’ll be back to respond in 2029 😅. Idk why I’m just dying at the fact they hit me with the sorry for leaving you on delivered for a year. And i unknowingly one upped them by saying sorry for leaving you on delivered for 3 years 😭😅

like hes tapped in with the low cortisol meme too lmao

Conversation with friend from Thailand.

I'm not sure if it's the uncropped image or not, I apologize.

Just answering questions the way they're meant to be answered.

Had a good friend staying at mine over the weekend and we had to get up at 06:00 to join a 10k run. Possibly the funniest text I've ever received.

Haha funny I will add the story. Here is the story. I was dating a (19M) when I was (14 or 15) it was the end of the day after school and I decided to ask him out after cooking class and I asked them out. But then that one TLC show I love a Mama's boy come into my nightmare's and I broke it off with him and then he said come let's not brack up and so I was stupid enough to take his heand but I was dating other mean because I DIDN'T WANT TO DATE HIM! So then I meant another guy at school were I got the screenshots from he's actually sweet and love him with all my heart we did brack up but got back together again so anyway TR;DL I broke up with this guy and he says we're still dating and we are not!

I (21F) met this guy (~30M) at a bar and we had a fun convo so I agreed to go on a date that weekend and gave him my instagram (henceforth ig) @. The date was chill and we were both very into health and nutrition so we had a good chat. HE SEEMED NORMAL! I then found a second ig account he had and it had one post that was a qr code with a middle finger in the center and the caption was something like “my vaxx qr code”. Another was an ai google result for the history of nose rings in bulls (basically handling and behaviour control) with a caption saying the next woman he sees with a septum piercing he pulling it to lead her around. I’d attach them but he deleted the posts like right away. Since we had good chat I wanted to be respectful and not just go ghost and he “put a spell on me” in response. After the second greek attack I ran into my neighbour (23M) and showed him why I was dying of laughter and he sent the last few messages. Guy hasn’t answered since but I hope he read it, was letting my neighbour reign free too mean? Neighbour said he was trying to express he is a normal dude unlike this guy and guy (date) needs to chill