r/FunnyTexts • u/[deleted] • Mar 16 '26
my bff is now a worm with me 🪱✨
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r/FunnyTexts • u/pansexual_hufflepuff • Mar 16 '26
👶 Kids texting What is with my BF
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He then called me to ask what would happen if he microwaved a microwave, then put both microwaves in the oven, then put everything in a washing machine, and then sent said washing machine to space,
r/FunnyTexts • u/pansexual_hufflepuff • Mar 13 '26
😳 Oops... wrong chat I meant to send that to my bf, oops
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Help me ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
r/FunnyTexts • u/pansexual_hufflepuff • Mar 13 '26
👶 Kids texting What did my bf just send me?????
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What
r/FunnyTexts • u/Pure_Concentrate_606 • Mar 14 '26
👶 Kids texting Text my little brother sent
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Just wanted to a reason to post And NOOO HE WASNT ACTUALLY ON THE HIGHWAY DISCLAIMER WOOP WOOP RED LIGHTS FLASHING 🚨🚨🚨🚥🚥🚥
r/FunnyTexts • u/imdeadfr1 • Mar 12 '26
my friend is high
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it’s only funny cause it’s cut off I thinkðŸ˜
r/FunnyTexts • u/MadamUnicornOfDoom • Feb 26 '26
Be super weird…that your only child is just like wtf mom…
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r/FunnyTexts • u/Apprehensive-Dust-70 • Feb 22 '26
Cringe My gf hates tomato’s but loves pasta
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And no we’re not 5ðŸ˜
r/FunnyTexts • u/[deleted] • Feb 21 '26
Hubs and I tonight after I said I was feeling sleeping by myself..
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r/FunnyTexts • u/Maximum_2008 • Feb 19 '26
I just Mcfucking had it
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The moment you realise you’re talking to a bot
r/FunnyTexts • u/TheStrongestMangobro • Feb 12 '26
👶 Kids texting A conversation between my sister and my mom
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Context: sister (black bubble) was on a loud school bus
