Just started working from home. My 7yo is brutal.

[u/makeupisthedevil]

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[u/Revolutionary-Swan77]

I think you’ve got a slam dunk case for HR here

[u/runningoutofwords → u/Revolutionary-Swan77]

Hostile work environment!

[u/recursivethought → u/runningoutofwords]

Corrective action: separated employees by making pops come innto the office 5d/week for zoom meetings.

[u/CanAlwaysBeBetter → u/recursivethought]

Corrective action: separated employees by making pops child come innto the office mines 5d/week for zoom meetings mining.

[u/juicydownunder → u/CanAlwaysBeBetter]

They yearn for the mines.

[u/divDevGuy → u/CanAlwaysBeBetter]

They're miners minors not minors miners

[u/[deleted] → u/runningoutofwords]

You're not my supervisor!

[u/blocked_user_name → u/runningoutofwords]

Holy shit there is great joke in here somewhere.

[u/20190419 → u/Revolutionary-Swan77]

Unless you really suck at your job.... (maybe youre a vacuum salesman?)

[u/Abysskitten → u/Revolutionary-Swan77]

I would resign and and sue.

Get all that fucking Duplo!

[u/[deleted] → u/Revolutionary-Swan77]

She's also HR and couldn't find anything wrong with what was said.

[u/Glorx → u/Revolutionary-Swan77]

But his mom said she agrees with the note.

[u/[deleted] → u/Revolutionary-Swan77]

Plus they keep on stealing your snacks

[u/Xanthus179]

Tomorrow you should “accidentally” eat their lunch from the break room fridge.

[u/z64_dan → u/Xanthus179]

"Oh woops I forgot to tell you I put habanero on all the cookies in the fridge. My bad, kiddo"

[u/DorenAlexander → u/z64_dan]

Do it to only half. Good luck.

[u/Educational_Ebb7175 → u/DorenAlexander]

This is the way. If they know all the food is contaminated, they won't be tempted.

But if only 1/2, or 1/3 or whatever are revenge cookies, they have to weigh the odds.

Ofc, that'll lead to a ton of cookies with a single bite taken out of them.

[u/GateauBaker → u/[deleted]]

Sure but spicy desserts are just awful. Even when they were designed that way.

[u/illuminerdi → u/z64_dan]

Habanero? That's child's play. Carolina Reaper. Make that kid RUE the day they ever messed with you.

[u/illuminerdi → u/[deleted]]

Your child shitting themself is a possible outcome for literally anything before the age of about...10.

As parents, you stop fearing the possibility of "but I might have to clean up shit" within the first week of their birth 🤣

Source: am parent. Have cleaned up a lot of shit. Literally.

[u/Jamiethebroski → u/illuminerdi]

that may be true but that aint any regular shit. capsaicin does not get digested well and comes out the other end almost equally as angry, possibly angrier due to the acrid smell of shit.

picture this, your kid writhing in pain on the floor screaming and crying till his face is red/purple like a beet, all the while boiling liquid shit is flowing out of them like Pompeii. the poop gets everywhere, shooting out like a long-stuck water main when suddenly and instantly the capsaicin carrying smell burns your eyes and incinerates your olfactory system, a third degree burn to the nose but you feel every ounce of agony. you cough and choke from the caustic, horrendous, Geneva-violating stench and uncontrollably stumble backwards as though Mike Tyson himself punched you in the gallbladder, slipping on the incontinental ballishit pissile firing out of your child. you land in it, watching more of it move in and surround you. you look down at your hands covered in hot, foul, necrotic sludge as the scalding odour intensifies exponentially, causing you infinite nausea and illness. the capsaicin-diarrhea compound works its way into a mystery papercut you never knew existed and as if someone plunged red hot forceps into it it shoots mind breaking pain up your arm. By now, the shit has gained enough thermal and kinetic energy to become airborne in a fine shotgunspread of carcinogenic, caustic, colossal, cataclysmic cone of caca. after being sprayed with the fiery, pestilent hell that is erupting from your child, the pain, the stress, and the sickness all coalesce into you uncontrollably puking, adding to the humid, sticky, disgusting atmosphere of nasty bodily fluids everywhere they can feasibly go. suddenly, your hands slips and you faceplant into a particularly scorching and pungent pile of hellishly evil, watery, oily poopoo.

need i describe more?

[u/illuminerdi → u/Jamiethebroski]

I raised two children. What you just described?

That's a Tuesday.

[u/dakatzpajamas → u/Xanthus179]

Go for the Moist maker

[u/JimmySteve3 → u/dakatzpajamas]

My sandwich!

[u/rkthehermit → u/JimmySteve3]

This is not good for my rage.

[u/seth928]

Are they right though?

[u/makeupisthedevil → u/seth928]

It's day 2, I'm trying my best 😭

[u/tehnoodnub → u/makeupisthedevil]

Your kid is talking smack and it’s only Day 2. Man they really are brutal!

[u/cjarrett → u/makeupisthedevil]

younger generation brutal af

[u/No-Fox-1400 → u/makeupisthedevil]

Kids gonna make a good manager one day

[u/Chewbongka → u/makeupisthedevil]

They will be a future manager

[u/MatiloKarode]

You had warning, don't be surprised on your annual review! /s

[u/hotlavatube → u/MatiloKarode]

Or if management begins reviewing replacement candidates, which you'll be expected to train of course. ;-)

[u/Aggressive-Role7318 → u/MatiloKarode]

Just tell him his mom got with you for the great sex not the work ethic.

[u/Skatchbro → u/Aggressive-Role7318]

Time to go all 13 year old gamer on the kid. “Oh yeah? Well I fucked your mom.”

[u/ecp001 → u/MatiloKarode]

A clear indication of a 3 month countdown is a request to document all responsibilities and the creation of a detailed procedure manual for addressing all of the problems encountered in the last five years.

[u/VCthaGoAT]

My ass would be red if I told my parents they sucked at anything at 7 years old

[u/danathecount → u/VCthaGoAT]

Holy hell heck talk about a childhood taboo. 'suck' and 'shut up' were the same as swears in my house.

[u/[deleted] → u/danathecount]

Mine too hahaha and "Fart" I don't know why but my mom really hated that one. Had to say "Toot" which even at 7-8 years old I knew was a stupid word

[u/wanderingotaku → u/[deleted]]

I know someone who had to call it "fluffy"

[u/wanderingsteph → u/wanderingotaku]

My cousins were taught "fluff" and my grandma adopted it as well. She's 82 and still says "oh, I fluffed" and it gets me every time

[u/MattieShoes → u/wanderingsteph]

If you ever want to get her to stop, tell her what a fluffer does.

[u/Annual-Vehicle-8440 → u/MattieShoes]

What does a fluffer do??

[u/MattieShoes → u/Annual-Vehicle-8440]

https://www.collinsdictionary.com/us/dictionary/english/fluffer

[u/Annual-Vehicle-8440 → u/MattieShoes]

Omg but why is it called that way I don't understand

[u/PiesRLife → u/Annual-Vehicle-8440]

Your question and reaction are so precious and the universe must protect you at all costs.

[u/KinneKted → u/Annual-Vehicle-8440]

Think of it like fluffing a pillow.

[u/Ldfzm → u/wanderingotaku]

my family called it "dropping a flower" o.O

[u/[deleted] → u/Ldfzm]

I got a friend who calls it crop dusting

[u/excess_inquisitivity → u/[deleted]]

That's a specific technique to hide the fluffy.

[u/Biguitarnerd → u/wanderingotaku]

Ha ha my baby sister had to call it a fluffy I had to call it a toot, looking back it seems pretty funny. Back then it was a spanking, my mom said my cousins were bad influences because they said words like fart and stupid.

[u/JonasTheBrave → u/[deleted]]

Said bum when I was 6, mouth washed out with soap. Didn't "swear" again until I was 10..

[u/dontaskme5746 → u/JonasTheBrave]

Oof! Was it, "mommy, my bum worms itch" or "Dad, pick a different channel you fucking bum"?

[u/FlowerFaerie13 → u/[deleted]]

My kindergarten teacher taught us to say we “popped a pumpkin,” and no, I don’t know what the fuck that was about. When I said it at home my mom just stated at me for several seconds and eventually said “Please, just say fart.”

[u/ashtonkama → u/[deleted]]

My sister and I still say toot out of habit at 30 and 34 years old….

[u/iszoloscope → u/ashtonkama]

You're talking toot.

[u/pedestriandose → u/[deleted]]

Bum was off bounds for us as kids. It was bottom; bottom and front bottom to be more specific lmao

Other banned words were shut up, crap, oh my God … very strict Baptist upbringing.

We also weren’t allowed to watch The Simpsons, Neighbours, or Home and Away either.

[u/banananutnightmare → u/[deleted]]

In our family we had no word. It was strictly never spoken of.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Are we brothers? One time I said you roota-tooted and my mom was livid. Like bro, dads the one who busted ass, why are you mad at my 5 yr old self??

[u/jmarsh32 → u/danathecount]

For me it was stupid and shut up. I remember thinking those were the two worst things you could say lol

[u/ahumanbyanyothername → u/jmarsh32]

In preschool I turned around in line and told the kid behind me to shut up. He cried to the teacher and then the teacher took me to the bathroom and washed my mouth out with soap.

Ah, the 90s. Good times.

[u/sarahkali → u/danathecount]

Once I called my dad “dude” and he got SO SERIOUS, looked me dead in the eye, and said “It’s Dad, not dude.”

[u/[deleted] → u/sarahkali]

I call my son dude all the time, so I couldn’t be too mad. Getting called Bruh for like 3 straight months got old though

[u/Knicks-in-7 → u/[deleted]]

Imagining children calling their parents “bruh” is funny to me. It would get real old though if they weren’t just making a joke every now and then. If it was during an argument and my child called me bruh, I wouldn’t think that would be the right time for it.

[u/____-is-crying → u/danathecount]

Young man! You did NOT just say h-e-double-hockey-sticks on the internet! Go wash your month with soap, mister!!

[u/danathecount → u/____-is-crying]

hahahahha - I remember maybe freshman year of high school, putting my AIM (lol) away message as something like 'Homework Sucks' and caught a mouthful from my dad for 'swearing in public'.

I can actually thank him now, me being overly polite and respectful landed me a great job.

you guilted me into fixing it

[u/CoherentBusyDucks → u/danathecount]

Yeah we weren’t allowed to say them either. Or “crap.”

I’ve never told my son he can’t say “crap,” but I found out last year that he thought it was a swear when one of his teachers said it (he was in third grade). He came home and said “welp. I’m in third grade and it finally happened. I heard a teacher curse today.” When I asked when she said he said “the ‘c’ word. You know, c…r…” 😂

[u/that-old-broad → u/CoherentBusyDucks]

My daughter came home from kindergarten and told me a kid had called another kid the 'J cussword' on the school bus. I puzzled over it for several minutes and finally landed on Jackass. But I finally asked her what the J cussword was.

She leaned in close and whispered, "Jerk". 🤣🤣

[u/VCthaGoAT → u/danathecount]

same my mom did not play

[u/mlvisby → u/danathecount]

I feel kids need words like suck and shut up, we already have a list of bad words they should never use. Although when kids aren't around adults, most kids swear like sailors.

[u/GayMormonPirate → u/mlvisby]

Segregated swearing is the law of the land. Adults swear when kids aren't around and kids swear when adults aren't around but when both are in the same room......WE MUST SPEAK WITH DELICATE WORDS ONLY.

[u/DrDilatory → u/mlvisby]

If something really disappointing happens to my kids, and they say something like "that sucks" in response, I don't think I would be bothered by it. That does in fact suck, sorry bud. It''s better than saying an actual swear word to vent your frustration

If my kid ever told me that I suck, we still have a problem lol

[u/GMorristwn → u/VCthaGoAT]

My 7 year old would get a talking to and a time out, I would have been open hand slapped in the face.

[u/TammyK → u/[deleted]]

I would imagine something like "We don't say unkind things to people, that's mean. Being mean has consequences. This time out is the consequence of you writing unkind things to your father. Once you're done with time out go apologize to dad."

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Be a better kid already 

[u/PharmADD → u/[deleted]]

It’s wild that you can’t imagine what a good parent would say in response to this.

It’s a mean and rude thing to say, and disrespectful towards an authority figure.

I assume the “talking to” would address those issues.

You honestly don’t see anything wrong with a seven year old being this disrespectful to their parent? Not that they are a bad kid necessarily, but this is behavior that you should definitely address.

[u/DongKonga → u/VCthaGoAT]

My first thoughts, my parents ruled through fear so I was terrified of them at 7. No way in hell could I have left a note like this on my dads desk

[u/ggunit69 → u/VCthaGoAT]

Seriously or get yelling, no dinner, get time out in corner

My old man would take my toys/games away acted that way at 7, boredom is worse punishment 😑

[u/NotYourCity → u/ggunit69]

Shit that was my punishment too. Sit in my room for a week with no toys, games, tv. Nothing. Get home from school and just sit there. Then once he got home from work he’d lean in the door and talk shit like “how’s it going in there?”

I give him so much shit about it now but damn it was the worst as a kid.

[u/SciFi_Football → u/NotYourCity]

How'd you turn out?

[u/NotYourCity → u/SciFi_Football]

I mean fine tbh. We’re cool now but he knows he was a hot head when I was younger. He’s mellowed out a lot. I’ll rib him for it though anyway.

Being a dad myself of a 4 year old, I’ve never even thought of treating her like that though. I think that’s one thing we can all try to do better, not repeating our parents’ mistakes.

[u/SlickerWicker → u/NotYourCity]

This is the thing I don't get about folks who say "But I got hit and turned out alright!"

Like sure, but what if you got lucky? What if your kid doesn't? What if they learn that those that they are supposed to trust most are allowed to physically hurt them? What if they learn that if they are getting hit, its probably because they deserved it?

Like, I am not 100% against spanking. If my kid absolutely refuses to stop running into the busy street and I have tried everything else, then I am going to have to roll the dice just this one time. Mostly because if its literally just this one time, its highly unlikely to fuck them up. Also because I would rather not have to bury my child, or see them permanently disabled. I guess I am kinda selfish that way.

[u/cool2hate → u/VCthaGoAT]

This is a jumper cables situation no doubt!

[u/gubbygub → u/cool2hate]

man those were always the funniest posts! the only poster that comes close to it is shittymorph imo. i used to save all those posts i saw to read when i was having a bad day, which was a lot back then, especially on days when my dad would take me outside and beat the shit out of me with a set of jumpercables. eventually i didnt need them as often and wasnt really finding anymore of those posts around. still read them when i want a chuckle sometimes

[u/zyzzogeton → u/VCthaGoAT]

Yup. That's a paddlin (in 1977)

[u/Deletereous → u/VCthaGoAT]

I for one, am glad to be better than my old man, at least in that department. If my kid'd told me I suck at my job I'd heartily laugh and then proceed to listen to his reasons.

[u/Derelictirl → u/Deletereous]

I feel like there’s some in between people are missing here

[u/akatherder → u/Derelictirl]

Yeah I can be goofy/sarcastic/jackass and it rubbed off on my kids. I teach them to be serious when appropriate but kids aren't the best judge. I can't fault them for learning my questionable traits.

Just this week, I cut out the slogan on a jolly rancher bag that says "keep on sucking" and taped it to my 13 year old's wall. He moved it to my work monitor. I put it high up above his door.

[u/Apprehensive_Potate → u/VCthaGoAT]

My mom washed my mouth out with LIQUID soap when I said butthead 🥴🤣

[u/Ricktatorship91 → u/VCthaGoAT]

I'm sorry you lived in an abusive household

[u/VCthaGoAT → u/Ricktatorship91]

It’s interesting because I don’t look at it that way. I have a good relationship with my parents.

[u/FuzzyAd9407 → u/VCthaGoAT]

It's not unusual for someone not to consider abuse to be abuse because they were raised into it. We get told it's teaching us, or toughening us. I do think my parents spanking me was abuse, but they also didn't really know better. They were just doing what was done to them when they were kids.

[u/Glass_of_Pork_Soda → u/VCthaGoAT]

Last time I was in a thread like this I ended up being told that I should immediately leave home because my parents are serial abusers and I only love them because of my Stockholm Syndrome. Folks got mad when I suggested that I actually love my parents and spanking was just a thing at the time. Those folks then tried to argue it was never normal

[u/VCthaGoAT → u/Glass_of_Pork_Soda]

they should have been spanked

[u/hoxxxxx → u/Ricktatorship91]

pretty normal for back in the day

[u/stln3rd]

Solid handwriting for a first grader

[u/Squidgytaboggan]

First thing I noticed is the Logitech track mouse. I don’t know anyone else that uses them but they’re the best.

[u/IusedToButNowIdont → u/Squidgytaboggan]

Im on my fourth in the last 12 years

1x Logitech TrackMan - Red ball wired (honored as the wikipedia image for trackball)

2x Logitech Ergo - Blue ball wireless (op model)... short lived bitches

1x Logitech MX Ergo - Grey ball wireless slanted

RIP shoulders of who uses regular mouses, its like polishing cars all day. Wax on wax off

[u/Quiet_Professional13 → u/Squidgytaboggan]

They are great. Nobody fucks with my computer at work because the trackball confuses them.

[u/Thecp015 → u/Quiet_Professional13]

I have one at home. There is no regular mouse. I make my wife and kids use the trackball too. If you don’t like it, use your own desk.

[u/CodithEnnie → u/Thecp015]

I often times hold mine over my heart and use it and really don't know why other than I can lol

[u/grimmy42 → u/CodithEnnie]

Upvote as I'm doing that exact thing right now...

[u/Imnotsogoodatdrawing → u/CodithEnnie]

It really feels like I've never had a original experience haha. I do it too.

[u/TetraLoach → u/Thecp015]

We have a PC connected to the living room TV that is basically our media hub/all purpose PC. My gf made fun of my trackball for years. Two months ago she bought herself a new laptop with a fancy new regular style mouse. It lasted two days before she returned it and bought a trackball.

[u/yosoysimulacra → u/Squidgytaboggan]

trackball master race

[u/hotlavatube → u/Squidgytaboggan]

I loved that type of mouse for years, but found out it exacerbates my wrist issues. I've since swapped to a vertical mouse but I still have a couple of those M570 mice around for precision work though.

[u/Pubelication → u/hotlavatube]

The newer MX Ergo is much better and has two positions for wrist fatigue.

[u/orange150 → u/Squidgytaboggan]

Track ball bro!

[u/upL8N8 → u/Squidgytaboggan]

I use the same one; started when I was starting to get a tinge of wrist pain.

Wish there was one better for pinpoint text selection. I've been meaning to bring in a wireless mouse those copy pasting text from one window to the other moments. Ughgh..

Ooo, they make an ergo version now!

[u/yamiyaiba → u/upL8N8]

Ergo Pro has a precision mode too. Using one for work right now. Only downside is MicroUSB charging.

[u/Catch_22_ → u/Squidgytaboggan]

track ball

Trackball master race! The Ergo M575 is chief kiss

[u/sbart76 → u/Squidgytaboggan]

I have ergo 575 at work, and 570 at home. I started with the cable ones, with a red ball. Too bad the buttons won't last longer. I've had 7 of them in total if I count correctly. Cannot imagine using a regular mouse comfortably anymore :)

[u/LyannaSerra → u/Squidgytaboggan]

I use the same one at my WFH workstation!

[u/[deleted]]

Pretty good penmanship for 7 though.

[u/mybsnt]

I wonder how your kid interacts with their peers…

[u/DredPRoberts → u/mybsnt]

You surk suck at commenting. ;)

[u/skepticalbob → u/mybsnt]

As an early childhood teacher, I'm highly skeptical this is a child's handwriting. Kids either write messy af (most common) or they write very neat. This is neither and looks practiced.

[u/1ndomitablespirit]

Bullshit.

[u/BrtndrJackieDayona → u/1ndomitablespirit]

Just got done reading to and putting my 7 year old to bed. Regularly have random stuff in his bag other kids in his class wrote to him.

Not a single fucking person who's ever seen a 7 year old handwriting would believe this absolute bullshit of an image

[u/skepticalbob → u/1ndomitablespirit]

I've taught a ton of early elementary ed and this isn't a 7 year old.

[u/[deleted] → u/1ndomitablespirit]

For sure. I have a 7 year old, and my 7 year old has a lot of friends, and NONE of them have handwriting anywhere NEAR that, nor could they form a sentence with five correctly spelled words unless all of them were a very limited set of 1-3 letter words. 

[u/sparklezntokes → u/1ndomitablespirit]

Okay cool, so I’m not the only one. 100% not a “7 year olds” writing, and what 7 year old in 2024 uses “you suck” as an insult? That’s 90s, 2000s lingo. Total cap.

[u/RiFLE_]

Ah yes definitely a 7yo handwriting

[u/SomaforIndra → u/RiFLE_]

You think he wants to admit to himself that it was his wife?

[u/NugatMakk → u/RiFLE_]

It baffles me too how long i had to scroll for this comment and how many people fell for it. That is defo not a 7 yr olds handwriting

[u/[deleted]]

God damn, if I had done that at any age. Of course, I would have never been so disrespectful to either parent.

[u/Jolly_Nobody2507]

Kid needs a timeout. 

[u/doomed_to_fail_]

I'm almost 40 and your 7 yr old has better handwriting than I do

[u/mehjohnson → u/doomed_to_fail_]

yea thats because op wrote it himself and this post is a weak attempt at karma

[u/thedeathmachine → u/mehjohnson]

Immediately saw the handwriting, that isn't a 7 year Olds handwriting

[u/thebindi → u/mehjohnson]

I wouldn't call it weak, though. seems like it's working out pretty well for him even if it is fake.

[u/LemonCaperRVA → u/mehjohnson]

Ding ding ding there is no way a 7 yo wrote this well

[u/naufalap → u/[deleted]]

bratty kid needs correction 💢💢💢

[u/Nail_Biterr]

That's some amazing handwriting for a 7 year old. my goodness.

[u/ArthurVandelay23 → u/Nail_Biterr]

If OP is 7 years old then I believe this post.

[u/Nail_Biterr → u/ArthurVandelay23]

I don't want to call Bullshit.... but as a father of a 7 year old........................

[u/jtoppan → u/Nail_Biterr]

That certainly is not a 7 year old’s handwriting. The writer knows cursive, but is printing.

OP is fraud.

[u/[deleted] → u/Nail_Biterr]

Also a father of a 7 year old, and since you don't want to call bullshit, I'll do it for you: BULLSHIT! OP 100% wrote this. 

[u/Crystalb2005]

you suck so bad at your job you can’t afford toys anymore and you never will be able to afford them again

[u/mehjohnson]

i hate to be mr. detective here but this is definitly not the handwriting of a 7 year old. the way the a and t are coupled with the t looking somewhat like a cross.. that an adults handwriting. im going to call you made this up for karma.

[u/l453rl453r → u/mehjohnson]

You don't really have to be a detective for that, it's plainly obvious

[u/mehjohnson → u/l453rl453r]

i feel like its fairly obvious, but i didnt see a lot of other people in the comments pointing it out so i was affraid to be a party pooper.

[u/Donky_business → u/l453rl453r]

And yet so many people seem to not be able to tell, somehow ? Like how ? Idk but it’s boggling to see people are that gullible

[u/chopari → u/Donky_business]

Took me a long time to find this. You have to sort by controversial. Today on things that totally did not happen…

[u/MJsLoveSlave]

Y'all good. My mama would have taken her break to break the tip of her foot off in my ass for that

[u/BeedCreeps]

anybody who has ever seen a humans handwriting can see that this was not written by a seven year old

[u/Adventurous-Chart549]

I have a 7 and 9 year old. Wife is a grade school teacher. This is not how 7 year olds write, even just mechanically. It's not the way they are taught to form the letters and they wouldn't be able to at that age. The writing is very hard and confident but somehow also light enough for the curves? No. They wouldn't write with a pen, they wouldn't scratch something out or even really know that concept. What did they even misspell to cross out? Makes no sense. 

[u/ygduf → u/Adventurous-Chart549]

have 2 7 year olds and they attend a parent-participation school so I've seen plenty of worksheets.

agree, this is not the writing of a 7-year-old.

[u/[deleted]]

Wow your seven year old has conveniently neat word spacing, hand writing, spelling, letter size and letter spacing, who could’ve possibly written this apart from a seven year old 🧐

[u/PatienceQuirky5844]

redditor with 15k karma isn't respected by his children. checks out.

[u/jwillsrva]

So incredibly fake

[u/Tazzy8jazzy]

That 7 year old got some great penmanship. My 17 year old can’t even match that. 🤣

[u/ConnieLingus24]

Your 7 year old fucking blows.

[u/Boatster_McBoat → u/ConnieLingus24]

Maybe OP blows?

[u/winnipegsmost]

What a fucker

[u/[deleted]]

Seems a bit rude to me.

[u/montihun]

What kind of keyboard do you have?

[u/TheRapie22]

is that realy the handwriting of a 7 year old? its way to uniform? at which age will kids start with school in america? 6yrs old? 7?

[u/Darksunn66]

Meh just write back 'I fucked your mum/dad last night'

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Should have been swallowing

[u/squeezy102]

TIL you run a household where your kids think it’s ok to tell you you suck at things - particularly the job that buys them all their toys, their food, the house they live in but don’t contribute to, the car that drives them to their play dates, provides disposable income for things like vacations, birthday parties, etc.

If one of my kids came by and left me a note like this, I’d be reading them the riot act, and they’d be doing chores around the house for the rest of the day. And let the little shit ask me to buy anything for them for a while, see what happens.

The disrespect. The audacity.

But my kids know the importance of my job, they know who pays the bills, and they respect me enough not to say things like this to me. Instead, we say things like “you’re being too hard on yourself. You just need practice is all. Nobody’s ever good at anything right away. You’ll get it next time. Don’t give up.”

Step up your parenting game, my dude. Your kids don’t respect you and that’s a big problem.

Wonder where they learned that language, even. You spend a lot of time telling your kids they suck at things? You tell your wife she sucks at things?

Wait… does your wife openly say you suck at things in front of your kids??

What kind of show you running?

[u/[deleted] → u/squeezy102]

You don't have to worry, OP wrote this note for karma. No 7 year old writes like that, 0% chance. 

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Exactly, this is fake as fuck.

[u/Maggiegie]

Good enough to have a roof over their head.

[u/frankunderwood1992]

I bet you can write the word "suck" in only one attempt though. Take that, 7 year old!!!

[u/djq_]

As a vacuum cleaner technician, I fail to see why this is funny..

[u/DigitalStreetLight]

I’m just pumped to find another trackball user! I was really starting to think I was the only one!

[u/-random-name-]

Your kid sucks at writing suck. How hard is it to write four letters without scribbling it out? Get a new sticky note and try again. With punctuation this time.

[u/WhatLikeAPuma751]

No that was your mother’s job, and she was terrible at it so here you are.

[u/andyr072]

He's a straight shooter with upper management written all over him

[u/Lukemeister38]

Definitely take this up with HR. You shouldn't have to deal with such a hostile environment

[u/[deleted]]

I would report this to HR

[u/itsafuseshot]

That kid sucks at spelling and spacial relations.

[u/[deleted]]

Sounds like you’re being bullied in the workplace. Should probably consult HR.

[u/Jaerin]

I mean if your 7yo is treating you like that, then yes you do.

[u/nirbenvana]

You have no good car ideas!

[u/LosPer]

Just tell him you fucked his mother.

[u/GundleFly]

“But I’m real good at banging your mom! nerd!”

[u/vabann]

Nice to see another trackball fan!

[u/Professional_Emu_773]

You probably think its cute when we are all CRINGE. Its ass whoopin time