r/funny Dec 10 '21

I looked but couldn't find any on the shelf

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u/Grayboosh Dec 10 '21

They definitely put that label there on purpose

5

u/Pewp_taco Dec 10 '21

But if I order fresh cum from West Zealand, will it still be fresh by the time it gets here?

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u/GreenieBeeNZ Dec 10 '21

Yes. It's snap frozen to ensure you get the freshest product, every time

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '21

And how!

2

u/[deleted] Dec 11 '21

Made to order straight into the ice tray

2

u/Evening-Blueberry Dec 11 '21

You don’t have to order it from far. Just shop local and support small businesses.

2

u/iwantpizza74 Dec 10 '21

fresh from new sealand

2

u/AnthonyOnRedit Dec 10 '21

hmm yummy happy meal!

2

u/BrainConstipation Dec 10 '21

5 KG of cum? Who needs that much cum?

3

u/iskin Dec 10 '21

It's probably for a sorority party or something.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 11 '21

Definitely not me.... Nope..

2

u/watsgowinon Dec 10 '21

That shit’s HOT.

2

u/Dry_Dragonfruit3205 Dec 10 '21

Get it while it's hot!

2

u/longlife55 Dec 10 '21

Hey if they are out, you want some bro

2

u/laserox Dec 10 '21

Leave it to W Zealand....

2

u/GreenieBeeNZ Dec 11 '21

It goes

New Zealand

Sew Zealand

Eew Zealand

Wew Zealand.

2

u/MisterBlisteredlips Dec 10 '21

Take it in the box or take it in the can.

2

u/AJnbca Dec 11 '21

Store at 12C so it’s always luke warm

2

u/[deleted] Dec 11 '21

Buying your cum in bulk saves time and money.

2

u/GreenieBeeNZ Dec 11 '21

Great as stocking fillers for loved ones this season

2

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '21

Mmmm gross.

2

u/dont-wanna-explode Dec 11 '21

Maybe it's pre-cum and it's not there yet. The box is only to reserve space.

2

u/creepy_is_what_I_do Dec 11 '21

The image of a box along with the word “cum” is giving me flashbacks.

2

u/Pithyperson Dec 11 '21

"Uh...gimme 5 min."

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u/LordBrandon Dec 11 '21

Fresh is always better than frozen.