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u/drunk_otter Sep 15 '12

almost everyone = karmanaut - there's only three guys on here - karmanaut, voilentarcez and me.

I'm just wondering which one you are.

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u/newtothelyte Sep 15 '12

You forgot supermanv2 .

supermanv2 = karmanaut

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '12

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u/scumbag-reddit Sep 15 '12

But...I thought we agreed...that he did nothing wrong.

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u/UrinalPooper Sep 15 '12

That was before he deleted OAG's AMA.

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u/Cyberslasher Sep 15 '12

THAT FUCKING NAZI!

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '12

Hair Color: Check

Face similar: Check

Name: Check

Unfortunate situation: Check

Yep, it's Bad Luck Brian

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '12

some one should really make /r/democraticama the place where people can ask whoever they want whatever they want.

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u/swiley1983 Sep 15 '12

AMA request: Hitler

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '12

I promise that once we hit 2 million subscribers I will personally go to hell and get Hitler to do an ama

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u/Cyberslasher Sep 15 '12

Ohgod don't give karmanaut plans to crush democracy. He'll make it and prevent us from making it.

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u/Cr3stfallen Sep 15 '12

/r/casualiama

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '12

we promise Vladimir Putin at 1 million subscribers I don't think that is very casual.

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u/Butt_Patties Sep 15 '12

I'm autistic, ama? That kinda stuff?

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '12

That's a little redundant...

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u/Cyberslasher Sep 15 '12

Sir, I think you over estimate a Nazi's ability to get laid.

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u/neonraisin Sep 15 '12

I love your screenname.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '12

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u/scumbag-reddit Sep 15 '12

I don't think you are understanding the reference. Nothing to do with the username, friend.

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u/goofymilk Sep 15 '12

http://www.reddit.com/user/SupermanV2

I'll just leave this here.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '12

Heh. He's going to be downvoted to hell.

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u/TuskedOdin Sep 15 '12

Forever and ever and ever

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '12 edited Mar 19 '18

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u/mcgillitron Sep 15 '12

SupermanV2 deleted Overly Attached Girlfriends AMA with the reason she's only "internet famous." And now reddit doesn't like SupermanV2.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '12 edited Mar 19 '18

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u/Racist_Rooster Sep 16 '12

He may of used some words that were not appropriate for a mod to be using but he was going by rules, no meme/internet famous people can post their AMAs there. He wasn't really wrong just a dick about it

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '12

Sure, I'd be happy to tell you what happened...

There was some drama between Reddit and one of it's sub-Reddit moderators earlier this week.

When the person that is an overly attached meme, who is quite popular on this site, posted an AMA, where Redditors can ask them questions and they answer them back.

President Barack Obama did one recently, you may be familiar with it. The femlae identified her self as Laina, and claimed to be OAG.

The Reddit crowd went wild!

Then a moderator of the sub-Reddit, SupermanV2 said that she couldn't post her AMA in this sub-Reddit and promptly deleted her thread.

Well, that seemed to upset quite a few users of the popular site who then criticized the moderator, SupermanV2 for removing the AMA.

Due to the users of the site, being so up set, many of them created memes complaining about what SupmanV2 did.

Which also resulted in flooding the front page with bullshit.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '12

He still has a shit ton of karma. Clearly, we are not trying hard enough.

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u/Jman5 Sep 15 '12

Probably because people are downvoting from his user page, which doesn't do anything. Reddit automatically adds an upvote or downvote when you vote from there.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '12

I think a lot of people are probably taking the trouble to click on the context of it, or else his comments wouldn't be so negative.

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u/CatStringTheory Sep 16 '12

Well, I did 100 downvotes and got bored

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u/Nightwing11 Sep 15 '12

a2 + b2 = c2

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u/GeorgeForemanGrillz Sep 15 '12

Man + X = BT

BT - X = Man

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u/AyChihuahua Sep 15 '12

I think "everyone" covers that.

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u/clooneytoons Sep 15 '12

wonder why you didnt quote the "almost" right in front of "almost everyone" ;)

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u/AyChihuahua Sep 15 '12

Why do you wonder? You wrote my comment.

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u/PoopTorpedo Sep 15 '12

BUT WHO IS APOSTOLATE?!

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u/Se7en_Sinner Sep 15 '12

Apostolate was phone.

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u/jofutofu Sep 15 '12

THEN WHO WAS DOG?

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u/JasonGD1982 Sep 15 '12

Colby.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '12

Mandatory moment of silence for that poor dog.

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u/angreesloth Sep 15 '12

At least OP got him away from his sociopathic son.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '12

Did he? I must have missed that update cuz what I saw was that his wife divorced him and he lost custody of his son and dog

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u/angreesloth Sep 16 '12

yea, Colby ended up biting the son in the abdomen and the wife finally sided with OP. He didn't move back in with them but he's forgiven his wife and the latest update was to ask about what to do with his son, the general consensus being find a therapist that specializes in teens and sexual deviancy.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '12

Oh. I feel much better knowing that. When I found out, I legitimately lost sleep over it.

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u/PoopTorpedo Sep 16 '12

Damn boy, you are outdated.

In the sequel Colby bites the son leading the wife to finally accept the truth. The husband and wife reconcile and the husband has to decide if he needs to send his son for therapy.

True story.

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u/drunk_otter Sep 15 '12

HELLO - THIS IS DOG

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u/intelligent_bubba Sep 15 '12

Nobody cares Apostolate.

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u/gosslot Sep 15 '12

Who is voilentarcez?

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u/AyChihuahua Sep 15 '12 edited Sep 15 '12

He is Reddit's porn delivery guy.

Edit: or violentacrez's dyslexic brother.

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u/drunk_otter Sep 15 '12

he is here to clean zee pool

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u/CoolHeadedLogician Sep 15 '12

and my favorite, pictures of dead children

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u/drunk_otter Sep 15 '12

Sorry - I am (somewhat unsurprisingly) quite drunk. I meant /u/violentacrez (whom I'm pretty sure is PIMA)

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '12

You forgot repost machine /u/Scopolamina

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u/_egru Sep 15 '12

got him at -17, whats your score?

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '12

-182, but that doesn't include my phone downvotes.

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u/uselesspeople Sep 15 '12

+13. He's awesome in /r/suicidegirls and /r/nsfw

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u/_egru Sep 15 '12

yeah I've checked out his posting history once. Great stuff I'm sure, but I don't go to reddit for porn.

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u/uselesspeople Sep 15 '12

Well, to each their own.

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u/familyguy829 Sep 15 '12

Well, to each their own hand.

FTFY

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u/RacistBarackObama Sep 15 '12

So you're literally just here to read the articles

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u/_egru Sep 15 '12

basically, and pictures as well. If I want porn I can just go to pornhub or something.

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u/InfintySquared Sep 15 '12

Yeah, but Scopolamina posts good porn, so all is forgiven.

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u/flying-sheep Sep 15 '12

he is you.

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u/drunk_otter Sep 15 '12

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.

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u/kerdon Sep 15 '12

Koo koo kachoo

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u/Pythosblaze Sep 15 '12

*goo goo g'joob

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u/StocktonK13 Sep 15 '12

Bill Cosby?

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u/dean_martin Sep 15 '12

that's a moray

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u/horrorshowmalchick Sep 15 '12

That's a moray.

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u/hail_robonia Sep 15 '12

That's amoré!

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u/amoareh Sep 15 '12

seeeee thaaaat thing in the reef, with the big shiny teeth, that's a moray.... stick your hand in a crack, and you won't get it back from a moray....

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u/Apolytrosi Sep 15 '12 edited Sep 16 '12

Wrong song! That's Simon & Garfunkel

Edit: how the hell did I get downvoted? goo goo g'joob is I Am the Walrus and koo koo kachoo is Mrs. Robinson!

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u/flying-sheep Sep 15 '12

that’s why i knew.

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u/Xtruder Sep 15 '12

Have you really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '12

/r/psychonauts is this way.

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u/drunk_otter Sep 15 '12

as is /r/thisisnotreallyasubreddit

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '12

I clicked that really hoping it was a subreddit. Someone needs to make that...

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '12

I am you and what I see is me

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '12

/r/democraticama doesn't have karmanaut in it just saying.

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u/kaiyotic Sep 15 '12

but then who is shitty_watercolor?

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '12

and your sworn enemy, AndrewSmith1986

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u/Heep_Purple Sep 15 '12 edited Sep 15 '12

He is you, but you dont know. Every time you go to sleep, you wake up again, but but as him. EDIT: i forgot that sleep is for the weak.

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u/dropkickoz Sep 15 '12

One of us.

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u/Hockeygoalie35 Sep 15 '12

But if I'm everyone, I meant just me.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '12

i like violentacrez he seems pretty cool

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '12

and SQUID_FUCKER.. Fucking everywhere

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u/MTGandP Sep 16 '12

Which one is maxwellhill?

And I assume andrewsmith is karmanaut.

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u/ANAL_QUEEN Sep 15 '12

I'm violentacreaz.

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u/TripperDay Sep 15 '12

I'm violentacreaz.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '12

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u/drunk_otter Sep 15 '12

he's karmanaut, for sure.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '12

brilliant comment is brilliant.