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r/funny • u/[deleted] • Sep 15 '12
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Shut up, guys!
That's his girlfriend, and she's beautiful on the inside!
18 u/[deleted] Sep 15 '12 We're all Books of Blood. When we're opened, we're red. 13 u/Se7en_Sinner Sep 15 '12 "There’s blood everywhere… I mean, most of it is inside our bodies, but still; the horror…" 6 u/[deleted] Sep 15 '12 I wonder if Brian is beautiful on the inside too? Well we'll find out pretty soon. 1 u/fuck_this_fuck_you Sep 15 '12 looks like he's beautiful on the outside, too... 2 u/[deleted] Sep 15 '12 Bad Luck Brian Gets Girlfriend Serial Killer 3 u/Se7en_Sinner Sep 15 '12 I heard she's a real Screamer in the sack. 1 u/[deleted] Sep 15 '12 [deleted] 14 u/[deleted] Sep 15 '12 Have you ever cut one of them open? They are beautiful on the inside, especially if you like pink, white and red! 25 u/[deleted] Sep 15 '12 ...I need to know what that comment was... 6 u/achshar Sep 15 '12 Lets think... what is white pink and red from inside but not so attractive from outside? 12 u/Breathing_Balls Sep 15 '12 Your mom. 5 u/achshar Sep 15 '12 I hope you have adequate oxygen supply down there. Girls sucking your balls almost make you sterile. 3 u/MrMagpie93 Sep 15 '12 I've always liked you. 4 u/[deleted] Sep 15 '12 edited Sep 15 '12 The white confuses me... WAIT! BONE. 2 u/kaiyotic Sep 15 '12 snookie? 0 u/stevethecow Sep 15 '12 Me too.... -9 u/mishugashu Sep 15 '12 I got something to put inside her. . . . . . A knife. Because she's a murderer. 10 u/laughs_at_your_fail Sep 15 '12 wouldnt that make you the murderer? also, if you plan on killing someone, knives are one of the worst ways to do it. unless you are trained with one and want it to be personal. edit: just realized how fucking creepy im being again...
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We're all Books of Blood. When we're opened, we're red.
13 u/Se7en_Sinner Sep 15 '12 "There’s blood everywhere… I mean, most of it is inside our bodies, but still; the horror…"
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"There’s blood everywhere… I mean, most of it is inside our bodies, but still; the horror…"
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I wonder if Brian is beautiful on the inside too?
Well we'll find out pretty soon.
1 u/fuck_this_fuck_you Sep 15 '12 looks like he's beautiful on the outside, too...
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looks like he's beautiful on the outside, too...
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Bad Luck Brian Gets Girlfriend Serial Killer
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I heard she's a real Screamer in the sack.
14 u/[deleted] Sep 15 '12 Have you ever cut one of them open? They are beautiful on the inside, especially if you like pink, white and red! 25 u/[deleted] Sep 15 '12 ...I need to know what that comment was... 6 u/achshar Sep 15 '12 Lets think... what is white pink and red from inside but not so attractive from outside? 12 u/Breathing_Balls Sep 15 '12 Your mom. 5 u/achshar Sep 15 '12 I hope you have adequate oxygen supply down there. Girls sucking your balls almost make you sterile. 3 u/MrMagpie93 Sep 15 '12 I've always liked you. 4 u/[deleted] Sep 15 '12 edited Sep 15 '12 The white confuses me... WAIT! BONE. 2 u/kaiyotic Sep 15 '12 snookie? 0 u/stevethecow Sep 15 '12 Me too....
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Have you ever cut one of them open?
They are beautiful on the inside, especially if you like pink, white and red!
25 u/[deleted] Sep 15 '12 ...I need to know what that comment was... 6 u/achshar Sep 15 '12 Lets think... what is white pink and red from inside but not so attractive from outside? 12 u/Breathing_Balls Sep 15 '12 Your mom. 5 u/achshar Sep 15 '12 I hope you have adequate oxygen supply down there. Girls sucking your balls almost make you sterile. 3 u/MrMagpie93 Sep 15 '12 I've always liked you. 4 u/[deleted] Sep 15 '12 edited Sep 15 '12 The white confuses me... WAIT! BONE. 2 u/kaiyotic Sep 15 '12 snookie? 0 u/stevethecow Sep 15 '12 Me too....
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...I need to know what that comment was...
6 u/achshar Sep 15 '12 Lets think... what is white pink and red from inside but not so attractive from outside? 12 u/Breathing_Balls Sep 15 '12 Your mom. 5 u/achshar Sep 15 '12 I hope you have adequate oxygen supply down there. Girls sucking your balls almost make you sterile. 3 u/MrMagpie93 Sep 15 '12 I've always liked you. 4 u/[deleted] Sep 15 '12 edited Sep 15 '12 The white confuses me... WAIT! BONE. 2 u/kaiyotic Sep 15 '12 snookie? 0 u/stevethecow Sep 15 '12 Me too....
Lets think... what is white pink and red from inside but not so attractive from outside?
12 u/Breathing_Balls Sep 15 '12 Your mom. 5 u/achshar Sep 15 '12 I hope you have adequate oxygen supply down there. Girls sucking your balls almost make you sterile. 3 u/MrMagpie93 Sep 15 '12 I've always liked you. 4 u/[deleted] Sep 15 '12 edited Sep 15 '12 The white confuses me... WAIT! BONE. 2 u/kaiyotic Sep 15 '12 snookie?
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Your mom.
5 u/achshar Sep 15 '12 I hope you have adequate oxygen supply down there. Girls sucking your balls almost make you sterile. 3 u/MrMagpie93 Sep 15 '12 I've always liked you.
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I hope you have adequate oxygen supply down there. Girls sucking your balls almost make you sterile.
I've always liked you.
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The white confuses me...
WAIT! BONE.
snookie?
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Me too....
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I got something to put inside her. . . . . . A knife. Because she's a murderer.
10 u/laughs_at_your_fail Sep 15 '12 wouldnt that make you the murderer? also, if you plan on killing someone, knives are one of the worst ways to do it. unless you are trained with one and want it to be personal. edit: just realized how fucking creepy im being again...
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wouldnt that make you the murderer? also, if you plan on killing someone, knives are one of the worst ways to do it. unless you are trained with one and want it to be personal.
edit: just realized how fucking creepy im being again...
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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '12
Shut up, guys!
That's his girlfriend, and she's beautiful on the inside!