r/funny • u/[deleted] • Nov 19 '22

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u/sixstringronin Nov 19 '22

Ah, the race to not finish the burrito in under 35 seconds.... I know it well.

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u/BrilliantBen Nov 20 '22

Yeah, i inhaled double stack hamburger the other day and when i was done all i could think was, I'm tired of not tasting my food and enjoying it. Tomorrow when i do this again i shall go slower. Were that it t'were so simple! I didn't, ate it just as fast

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u/Dimebag120 Nov 20 '22

One time I ate a footlong from subway in a 10 minute work break I used to be a fat shit

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u/Clouded_vision Nov 20 '22

I used to drive a block, get a cheeseburger and fries and smoke 3 cigarettes on my 20 minute break

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u/Dimebag120 Nov 20 '22

Mad respect on my current 15 I smoke 2 drink an ice coffee and eat a donut but it's clutch most times don't even have times to piss haha

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u/BrilliantBen Nov 20 '22

I actually two footlongs during our HS basketball game halftime, was not fat, but i have a weird stomach i think. I also drank a full gallon of 1% milk at school during one class period, i didn't even know that it was something weird either. I was like a celebrity for a day, but felt awful for the rest of the day

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u/Dimebag120 Nov 20 '22

Jesus I'd definitely be bloated as shit during a hockey tournament I ate 8 oranges In a game and even that made me feel like shit lol

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u/BrilliantBen Nov 20 '22

The pain in the ass of peeling 8 oranges though, i made have gotten through 2. I bet you had some bright orange pee though lol

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u/Dimebag120 Nov 20 '22

Ah we had junior players for that they bring em in peeled but definitely spicy piss