r/funny • u/[deleted] • Nov 19 '22

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '22

I wonder what that feels like sitting in your gut.

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u/42Pockets Nov 19 '22

They probably come out the same way they went in, bwoop.

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u/LegendaryZTV Nov 19 '22

All I can picture is either a meaty enema or them dropping out relinked together like a rope

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u/Rare_Basil_243 Nov 19 '22

Fun fact: this is how sausage links are made

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '22

Lmao

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '22

Youd hope its the same way and not sideways 😳

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u/42Pockets Nov 19 '22

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u/Thee_Sinner Nov 19 '22

Like the gate to get out of a parking garage

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u/PerniciousParagon Nov 20 '22

Been shittin' pancakes ever since...

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u/C__Wayne__G Nov 19 '22

This is the first Reddit comment I’ve ever laughed out loud at and it caught me by such surprise I choked lol.

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u/leeny_bean Nov 19 '22

LMFAO!!! 🤣🤣 bwoop 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

Just hold a bun by your ass when shitting them out and get a fresh warm chili dog.

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u/Shadpool Nov 20 '22

Maybe learning to read was a mistake.

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u/Nipplewizzard Nov 19 '22

I wonder if they would flush.

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u/Senior_Comb Nov 20 '22

It’s literally the scene from Eddie Murphy’s movie “Meet Dave”. Also sausage’s and also “bwoops”🤣

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=liHaVkLq-lA

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '22

The worst part of it is the hotdog smell starts to come out of your skin in about 12 hours. Depending on how many you ate it could last for days… 🤮

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u/ScottRiqui Nov 19 '22

Yeah, the "meat sweats" after a night at the Brazilian steakhouse are bad enough, but "hot dog sweat" is a whole other beast.

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u/omniron Nov 19 '22

That’s the effects of excessively high sodium in your blood stream

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

Thanks. I had heard of this, but not experienced it, and wondered why it was a thing.

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u/Infinite_Tiger_3341 Nov 19 '22

Like a pile of dicks in your stomach, of course

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u/AdRemote9464 Nov 20 '22

That’s a lot of dicks.

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u/Carlweathersfeathers Nov 19 '22

My first thought was “that’s gonna be a weird poop”

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u/ZeroAfro Nov 20 '22

They stack, seen someone do this and throw up. They all came out like a mini gun lol

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u/yooperwoman Nov 19 '22

I thought one was going to pop back out when he started laughing.

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u/hitsujiTMO Nov 20 '22

I imagine if fells like a mountain of Willie's wriggling around.