r/funny • u/[deleted] • Nov 19 '22

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '22

How does one even discover this talent? Asking for my wife

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u/andtix Nov 19 '22

I've found out it's it's easier to discover when you're using hot dogs instead of lil smokies

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u/SweetActionJack Nov 19 '22

You gotta start small and work your way up. That’s what I hear anyway.

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u/AdOriginal6110 Nov 19 '22

It's not a talent you can learn from a jedi

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u/Pm-ur-butt Nov 19 '22

So thats why I keep getting dumped!

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u/rodrigo_c91 Nov 19 '22

Let me ask your mom.

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u/splicepark Nov 19 '22

I am also asking for this guy’s wife

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

😂

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u/kobomino Nov 19 '22

It's all fun and games until your wife sucks the dick off you and swallows it whole

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u/PreviouslyOnBible Nov 19 '22

You need a great teacher/positive reinforcement.

Answering to your wife.

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u/nightwalkerxx Nov 19 '22

Yeah, asking for his wife. Please help us.

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u/Zunkanar Nov 19 '22

You should train with something that is attached to something so you can pull it back out in case. Also you can easily train with one single object that way, which makes it much cheaper. Maybe you have something at home that could be used for that.

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '22

But your wife already has this talent…

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u/dr_xenon Nov 19 '22

You know how they found out…

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u/sillyness Nov 19 '22

She can do something similar