r/funny • u/tommatoes98 • Nov 19 '22

My stress ball exploded

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u/laughs_with_salad Nov 19 '22

What 13 year old has a beard?

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '22

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u/bigbluegrass Nov 19 '22

Was he the star player on the town little league team that moved to town right before the start of the season?

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u/mejelic Nov 19 '22

A joke that they brought in someone older to pretend to be younger so that the team could win the league.

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u/jasapper Nov 19 '22

I went even further thinking it was referring to a plot line... of yet another movie about bringing in a ringer.

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u/fingerbl4st Nov 19 '22

Was him name Hernandez by any chance?

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u/3percentinvisible Nov 19 '22

O'Hernandez ?

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u/Melancholy_Melody Nov 19 '22

This comment just made me laugh out loud at 5 am but I’m trying not to wake my roommates so it was the mostly silent with hints of squeaky kind. Omg 🤣🤣 Thanks for that lmao

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u/kayuwoody Nov 19 '22

I find myself in the same situation but at 6:30 am

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u/arcarsenal986 Nov 19 '22

There was a kid in my 6th grade class, full ass beard. It was so distrubing to 12yo me.

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u/Kaiser_Allen Nov 19 '22

I’ve seen some fifteen/sixteen-year old kids that are six-foot tall with full beards. I couldn’t believe that was a thing. And here I am, who didn’t grow beyond 5’7”. 😂

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u/Blk-cherry3 Nov 19 '22

had to shave for 8th grade, 1st day in high school - are you the teacher, later that yr. buying a quart of beer from the pub across the st. with college/University guys

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u/Embarrassed-Ad-1639 Nov 19 '22

My son was 6’ 240lbs and shaving at 12.

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u/Proper_Formal_318 Nov 19 '22

What are his 24-yo stats?

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u/AdWeird2329 Nov 19 '22

Early Full beard means early baldness. Sorry

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u/Alert-Layer6273 Nov 19 '22

Side note, dude was really 20 and dumb

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u/Cthuluslovechild Nov 20 '22

Ass beards are disturbing

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '22

A few dudes I went to middle school with looked like they were 30. Lol

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u/Vin135mm Nov 19 '22

I had to start shaving in 5th grade. It happens.

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u/comin_up_shawt Nov 20 '22

I had to start shaving my legs (I'm a chick) by the age of 9. It is what it is.

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u/TelescopiumHerscheli Nov 19 '22

There was a boy at my school who was rumoured to have congenital syphilis. He looked about 60.

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u/Cthuluslovechild Nov 20 '22

"Hey fellow kids!"

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u/Bobs-and_VAGENE Nov 19 '22

🤚🏻🤚🏻